"Maroon 5 is band you're going to be hearing a lot of for many years to come!"

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who has a picture of Bono in the center of his vision board.

Moran 5

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy actively searching for AOC nudes.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would have his swimming pool moved.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would perform for the troops on the Mexican border.

More like Ultra Maroon 5

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Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who thinks campaigning for a third Sex and the City movie makes him a feminist.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who buys class rings at pawn shops "for an art project."

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who thinks it's a crime Huey Lewis hasn't gotten the box set treatment.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who holds on to a huge collection of Beanie Babies "just in case."

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who semi-ironically binges 'Hi My Name Is Earl' once every two years.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would pay his cleaning lady in Bitcoin.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who shops on Goop.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who goes to a bar and drinks Southern Comfort and Sprite.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that starts talking about his bedsheet threadcount one hour into the first date.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that wears socks with sandals.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that would buy his and hers jet skis.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who tried - and succeeded - making out with a duck

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who golfs with Kid Rock.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who spent most of his weekend on the Cape learning to milly rock in the mirror.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who wouldn't mind eating fast food at the White House.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who swallows Fruit Stripe gum

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that makes everyone on the tour adhere to his specific diet plan, and who docks anyone who does not get in enough daily steps.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who “isn’t political” but thinks Bill O’Reilly “made some good points.”

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who thinks it's funny to keep his kitchen stocked with "chocolate starfish" and "hot dog flavored water."

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who goes to the Home Depot to buy a rake and has to ask a Home Depot employee to tell him where the rakes are because he does not himself even know and is not intelligent enough to figure it out for himself because he is such a Los Angeles pretty boy who is probably gay.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who sticks banana Runts up his nose

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who smells like taco meat

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who stopped using ebay when his feedback rating hit 69.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy whose ringtone is a Maroon 5 song.

and i thought my "maron 5" post was going to be the worst one on the thread

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy whose solo album will just be called Adam, and will feature him on the cover naked except for a leaf.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who, at no point in his life, has ever moved like Jagger.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that would buy a Red Hot Chili Peppers coffee table lyrics book.

u guys seem kinda mad

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who has $200 face cream but shampoos with Pert

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who texts 'u up?' at 2:30 in the afternoon.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who makes guy-like looks of the Adam Levine kind

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who goes to furry conventions to pick up chicks

adam levine looks like the kind of guy whose post-sex move is to wipe his dick on your curtains

adam levine looks like the kind of guy who jacked off to cat person

hm...this revive...not our best look

I was just gonna suggest we all meet back here tomorrow and do this from 1 to 3 and subsequently for every weekday following.

hm...this revive...not our best look

I could muse as to the things in this thread that are better looking, but I've said more than enough.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that constantly searches the internet for " Adam Levine sex tape."

xps Maybe if we all posted with our shirts off.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who made a sketch of the California tattoo he wanted, but misspelled it

hm...this revive...not our best look

I could muse as to the things in this thread that are better looking, but I've said more than enough.

― zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Monday, February 4, 2019 12:48 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh I get it. read you loud and clear. somebody's a matt bellamy fan.

-Patrick Star

not to burst anyone's bubble but ILX is not cool it's total nerdville