"Maroon 5 is band you're going to be hearing a lot of for many years to come!"

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that collects luxury cars but doesn't know how to drive.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who rides hard The Simpsons season 24.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that calls all his bandmates "bro" because he doesn't know their names.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who has never seen a foreign film because he doesn't want to "read a movie."

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would install a mirror on the ceiling of every room in his house.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who rides hard The Simpsons season 24.
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Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who gives out Crosley Cruisers w/Maroon 5 vinyls as party favors.

xpost It's going to sound impossible, but I almost said the exact thing, only I was going to say Season 30. (Which my daughter was making fun of yesterday.)

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who rides down to get his mail on a custom Segway.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who uses his cellphone as a walkie-talkie when out in public.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who's five issues short of a complete collection of Penthouse.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would hunt another person for sport.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who's zero issues short of a complete collection of Maxim.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who is really into Steve Vai, but mostly for his fashion sense.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would filter the fluoride out of his drinking water.

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Adam Levine looks like the type of guy who podcasts about IPAs.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that waits to be prompted for his grocery rewards card

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love that we all inherently understand that levine likes the simpsons wrong

Because we know it's true.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who's said the word "Gaydiohead" at least three times in one night.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who places sixth in a charity windsurfing race.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who is actively negotiating a loan to buy a Banksy.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that would go to his hair stylist and ask for "The Rachel."

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who saw Springsteen's Super Bowl show and thought it would be cool to crotchplant on a TV camera.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who eats a handful of Runts at the studio and spits out the bananas on the carpet.

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Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who has a picture of Bono in the center of his vision board.

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Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would perform for the troops on the Mexican border.

More like Ultra Maroon 5

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Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who thinks campaigning for a third Sex and the City movie makes him a feminist.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who buys class rings at pawn shops "for an art project."

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who thinks it's a crime Huey Lewis hasn't gotten the box set treatment.

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Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who semi-ironically binges 'Hi My Name Is Earl' once every two years.

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Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who tried - and succeeded - making out with a duck

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who golfs with Kid Rock.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who spent most of his weekend on the Cape learning to milly rock in the mirror.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who wouldn't mind eating fast food at the White House.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who swallows Fruit Stripe gum