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Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that would vacation with the guy from Train.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:40 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who buys a Harley and gets all the Harley swag which he wears to all the Harley events he doesn't take the bike to.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:41 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who doesn't take his Men's Health magazines into the bathroom because he wants to keep them in good condition.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:45 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who builds a special room to age Fireball Whiskey.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:46 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that gifts all his friends and family Maroon 5 shirts for the holidays.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:47 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that would take a picture of himself making that pose and then post it on the internet.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:48 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that says "for all intensive purposes."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:49 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who keeps a pen and notebook by his bedside explicitly to keep track of his forearm circumference.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:50 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who only liked Genesis after Phil left.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:50 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that keeps a dream diary, but only for sex dreams.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:51 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who has strong opinions about sandalwood.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:51 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that hangs out naked in the locker room, talking to his financial advisor.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:52 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that would admire jimmy fallon

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:52 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who says he's never been on Reddit but actually has three different logins.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:52 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would start a "men's lipbalm" boutique.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:53 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like what Jason Schwartzman sees staring back at him when he gazes into a pond during a lonely walk in the park

Evan, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:53 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would market translated Japanese toilets.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:54 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that would own several roadside zoos in Texas, for tax purposes.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:55 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who gets genuinely angry if he sees you not recycling foil yogurt tops.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:55 (five years ago) link

Jason Schwartzman looks like what Demetri Martin sees staring back at him when he gazes into a pond during a lonely walk in the park

Evan, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:55 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who vapes in a sauna.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that collects luxury cars but doesn't know how to drive.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:59 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who rides hard The Simpsons season 24.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:59 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that calls all his bandmates "bro" because he doesn't know their names.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:00 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who has never seen a foreign film because he doesn't want to "read a movie."

Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Monday, 4 February 2019 19:01 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would install a mirror on the ceiling of every room in his house.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:02 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who rides hard The Simpsons season 24.
― a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, February 4, 2019

swear to god, i almost wrote exactly that but would've said season 20

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 February 2019 19:02 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who gives out Crosley Cruisers w/Maroon 5 vinyls as party favors.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 4 February 2019 19:03 (five years ago) link

xpost It's going to sound impossible, but I almost said the exact thing, only I was going to say Season 30. (Which my daughter was making fun of yesterday.)

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:04 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who rides down to get his mail on a custom Segway.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:05 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who uses his cellphone as a walkie-talkie when out in public.

Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Monday, 4 February 2019 19:06 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who's five issues short of a complete collection of Penthouse.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 4 February 2019 19:07 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would hunt another person for sport.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:07 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who's zero issues short of a complete collection of Maxim.

Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Monday, 4 February 2019 19:08 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who is really into Steve Vai, but mostly for his fashion sense.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:08 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who would filter the fluoride out of his drinking water.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:10 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that would recommend adam carolla's podcast to his teenaged nephew

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 February 2019 19:10 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the type of guy who podcasts about IPAs.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 4 February 2019 19:10 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that waits to be prompted for his grocery rewards card

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 February 2019 19:11 (five years ago) link

love that we all inherently understand that levine likes the simpsons wrong

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 February 2019 19:12 (five years ago) link

Because we know it's true.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:13 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who's said the word "Gaydiohead" at least three times in one night.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 4 February 2019 19:14 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who places sixth in a charity windsurfing race.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 February 2019 19:14 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who is actively negotiating a loan to buy a Banksy.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 February 2019 19:16 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy that would go to his hair stylist and ask for "The Rachel."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:17 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who saw Springsteen's Super Bowl show and thought it would be cool to crotchplant on a TV camera.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 4 February 2019 19:18 (five years ago) link

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who eats a handful of Runts at the studio and spits out the bananas on the carpet.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 February 2019 19:22 (five years ago) link


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