Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.) wrote this on thread Your favourite misread ILX thread titles! on board I Love Everything on Feb 3, 2019
Arthur Hitler
Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.) wrote this on thread woody allen on board I Love Everything on May 13, 2016
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michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2) wrote this on thread Your favourite misread ILX thread titles! on board I Love Everything on Oct 18, 2012
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― sarahell, Monday, 4 February 2019 01:51 (five years ago) link
Coffee [Started by Ally in October 2001, last updated five hours ago by Yerac on I Love Everything]
probably the closest we will come to a user named "Ylla"
― sarahell, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 18:51 (five years ago) link
Choose Your Own Coronavirus Adventure
Your friend Sam says it would be a great idea to come to the little house party they're throwing tonight. You aren't sure. "Don't they say we should stay inside?" you ask. Sam is adamant. "You don't want to miss this."
If you go to the party turn to page 34. Otherwise go to page 52.
p. 34
That’s what your mind is telling itself, anyway, as the last cells of your cerebral cortex burst in starburst waves, like the glowing algae in a midnight lagoon. In the isolation ward, your EKG goes to a steady tone. The doctors take away the ventilator and give it to a patient who arrived this morning. In the official records of the COVID-19 pandemic, you’ll be recorded as victim No. 592.
The End
― Mordy, Friday, 20 March 2020 17:21 (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Friday, 20 March 2020 20:32 (four years ago) link
A+
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Friday, 20 March 2020 20:59 (four years ago) link
Amazing
― tangenttangent, Friday, 20 March 2020 21:04 (four years ago) link
Aye.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 20 March 2020 21:37 (four years ago) link
Had a persistent dry cough and high fever late last year after visiting the Huanan Seafood Market and eating a bat, wondering if it was just allergies or something else
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Sunday, 22 March 2020 17:16 (thirty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Sunday, 22 March 2020 17:48 (four years ago) link
Amazing. It's Jo!sla)xa, trenchant, excelsior, vmic all rolled into one.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 22 March 2020 18:04 (four years ago) link
yeah. I know. but by this standard generations blend imperceptibly more often than not, and the standard labels promoted by marketers and feature writers confuse matters more than they illuminate.
the boomers started at a great dividing point, where WWII had kept young men and women physically apart and children very few, then suddenly the men came back and mating exploded almost instantly. but that sharply defined beginning point gives a false sense of unity to the boomers, because no one can say when that generation really ended or the next began.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, May 4, 2020 6:43 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
ok boomer
― mookieproof, Monday, May 4, 2020 6:53 PM (yesterday)
― sarahell, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 20:29 (four years ago) link
Ch...chicken Kiev, on a pizza
But you have to like, boil the Kiev in the sauce, which as we've established must be made with a base of doubanjiang and not tomato, and then spoon it into the crust
I am wading into the ocean as I type this
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 16:41 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 19:40 (three years ago) link
This one's confusing me because I'm not sure what it's supposed to be indicative of? esby's contempt for 'indie', a musical genre favoured by ILXors? Or esby parodying the kneejerk contempt of ILXors for 'indie', a musical genre favoured by esby? Having heard esby's own music, I can only assume it's the latter.
― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Tuesday, June 30, 2020 7:14 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
esby's own music is, as far as we know, psych-rock/kosmische
― imago, Tuesday, June 30, 2020 7:16 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Exactly, indie.
― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Tuesday, June 30, 2020 7:17 AM (yesterday)
― sarahell, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:55 (three years ago) link
Hitler
― Rishi don’t lose my voucher (wins), Wednesday, August 5, 2020 12:34 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Which one?
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― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Wednesday, August 5, 2020 12:38 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Bridget Hitler’s Diary
― Rishi don’t lose my voucher (wins), Wednesday, August 5, 2020 12:43 PM (yesterday)
― sarahell, Thursday, 6 August 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link
cabbage is a conservative and a child molester
etc
― À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Thursday, August 6, 2020 3:05 AM (seven hours ago)
― sarahell, Thursday, 6 August 2020 18:05 (three years ago) link
Is this Grateful Dead? Why does everyone call them The Dead?
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, August 21, 2020 12:52 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
great question Robert Adam Gilmour, can i call you Bob?
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, August 21, 2020 12:57 PM (yesterday)
― sarahell, Saturday, 22 August 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link
Never used it, generally prefer my reality unfiltered and have never gotten annoyed or irritated enough to want to go through the trouble.
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, September 3, 2020 4:33 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
i thought i clicked on the coffee thread and you were talking about drinking "really unfiltered" coffee because you never used your complicated coffee maker
― contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, September 3, 2020 4:38 PM (yesterday)
― sarahell, Friday, 4 September 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link
yeah he aaa in michigan last week
― i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Saturday, September 19, 2020 11:07 AM bookmarkflaglink
Oh shit he get a flat?
― origami condom (Neanderthal), Saturday, September 19, 2020 8:16 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink
was a touching tribute to auto workers
― i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Saturday, September 19, 2020 8:17 AM (six days ago)
― sarahell, Friday, 25 September 2020 17:26 (three years ago) link
maybe if FP was more fun to use people would do that but nothing happens. it's not like when you text someone happy birthday on iphone and it makes balloons pop up on your screen.
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, October 10, 2020 1:20 PM (yesterday)
― sarahell, Sunday, 11 October 2020 16:28 (three years ago) link
but it's a smaller proportion given the larger turnout right
― imago, Wednesday, November 4, 2020 1:08 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
i come from englande with maths
― imago, Wednesday, November 4, 2020 1:09 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
No imago, 2.2% is more than 2.1%
― all cats are beautiful (silby), Wednesday, November 4, 2020 1:10 PM (one hour ago)
― sarahell, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 22:29 (three years ago) link
I'm pretty sure that Mrs. Jackson knew that Outkast fucked her daughter before she heard that song.
― He was only 21 years old when he 16 (Alex in SF), Thursday, 16 July 2009 16:44 (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Saturday, 2 January 2021 19:54 (three years ago) link
another actor from Bosom Manor has died
― sarahell, Tuesday, 23 March 2021 06:48 (three years ago) link
"for me, caring requires a willingness to engage, not just observe."Wrong again!― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, June 28, 2022 3:34 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkI'm glad you won't be my caregiver in old age.― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, June 28, 2022 8:38 AM (one hour ago)
Wrong again!
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, June 28, 2022 3:34 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
I'm glad you won't be my caregiver in old age.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, June 28, 2022 8:38 AM (one hour ago)
― sarahell, Tuesday, 28 June 2022 16:50 (one year ago) link
Who has more "enthusiasm" for the Beatles: A teenage girl in 1964 screaming until she's blue in the face and passes out or a smug, self-satisfied 2022 Holden Caulfield nerd who posts "born in the wrong era" image macros on 4chan. Who can say?
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, July 13, 2022 12:51 PM (eighteen minutes ago)
― sarahell, Wednesday, 13 July 2022 20:10 (one year ago) link