Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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To be honest,

OMG R R R TSCHUH

still works for me.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 15 June 2006 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

by the power of Greyskull!

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 June 2006 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

"NOW GO WASH THE DISHES!"

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 15 June 2006 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Mara-roma
Beebah-bool
Oook, kooks, ell!
Rededeedee dee-dee-dee!
Peeree, pepee,pa-papee!
Chogi goona,geni-gan
Ahl, Ell, Eeell!
Ek, ak, oook!
Gamch, gemch, ee-o!
rr-pee! rrr-pee!

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 15 June 2006 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Everything we own fell off a truck!

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 15 June 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 15 June 2006 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

"LOL"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 15 June 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

This guy who was going out with a friend of him would yell "Maximum power!". She quickly got rid of him.

― Jibé (Jibé), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

"Iiiiiit's a Leonard Lopate show ticket giveaway!!!"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

(hahaha the choco taco thing upthread!)

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

"Maximum power!"

Awesome! Roffles.

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

DY-NO-MITE!!! (accompanied by the jj walker/black panther fist shake)

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

"As Balzac said, 'There goes another novel'"

― Space Is the Place (Space Is the Place), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

"The table is set.... my oven is hot......"

― JTS (JTS), Thursday, 15 June 2006 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually I have got a terrible feeling this is how my parents got engaged.... something was said "on the moment" (like "MARRY ME" or something). I don't know how I worked this out but they sure as hell smile lewdly to each other when I ask them how it happened.

― JTS (JTS), Thursday, 15 June 2006 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

"you're better than this."

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"HORDE SUX"

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow! I was looking for this, to show it to Kit only yesterday!

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Christ, that wasn't something to say during climax ffs.

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link

"Squee! Cuddlestein Mountain!"

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"BASS! How low can you go?"

― Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"UbI ubam gubonnuba cubum!""

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

"I'm gonna PUKE my PANTS!"

― Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:36 (seventeen years ago) link

WATCH OUT!! BEA ARTHUR!!!

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://atthetime.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/bea-arthur-73-741567.jpeg

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 01:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Mara-roma
Beebah-bool
Oook, kooks, ell!
Rededeedee dee-dee-dee!
Peeree, pepee,pa-papee!
Chogi goona,geni-gan
Ahl, Ell, Eeell!
Ek, ak, oook!
Gamch, gemch, ee-o!
rr-pee! rrr-pee!

This is Elizabeth Fraser having sex, right?

...right?

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 16 June 2006 02:26 (seventeen years ago) link

(um, Khlebnikov...originally...)

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 02:56 (seventeen years ago) link

"UbI ubam gubonnuba cubum!""
-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), June 15th, 2006 8:34 PM. (Dan Perry) (link)

Hey Dan, can you do that again and again and again...circa camp Tomahawk 1989?

(I'll just leave that as is, nice and vague and eyebrow-raising.)

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 12:27 (seventeen years ago) link

DUDE NO EW

(That is not a response to Fluffy Bear.)

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 June 2006 12:29 (seventeen years ago) link

touchdown!!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:02 (seventeen years ago) link

nabisco OTM!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:03 (seventeen years ago) link

IM IN UR COOCH

SHOOTIN ALL MY SPRMS

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:05 (seventeen years ago) link

WHERE TEH TITTIES AT?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:07 (seventeen years ago) link

GO WEB GO!

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:13 (seventeen years ago) link

haha GO GO GADGET COCK!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"You forgot Poland."

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:15 (seventeen years ago) link

A friend of a friend was once dared (on a very laddish holiday) to shout "You lucky,lucky bitch!", whilst shagging his latest conquest. I never did find out what the woman's reaction was...

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

why say anything, when there's no one there to hear it?

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

"....and BOOM goes the dynamite!"

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

are you deaf?

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

"xpost"

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

"Well done, Bigtrack!"

― Mark Co (Markco), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"THAT'S A SPICEY MEAT BALL!"

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i never looked at it that way before
xpost

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

and of course:

"i never looked at it that way before"

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

"i'd buy THAT for a dollar"

― matlewis (matlewis), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

ROFFLE at "You lucky, lucky bitch!" WHAT A CLASS ACT

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm totally making a mental list of my favorites in the event that i ever have sex again.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

"I aint got time to bleed."

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

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