what's happening to our borad TMI

i have internal haemorrhoids which is totally nbd. i had one of the three banded this morning, the whole procedure of finding them and banding one of them took less than a minute.

... congratulations? i feel weird congratulating you on that.

no i'll take it. I'm happy, was the outcome i was looking for

good news

now to eat soft fibrous foods and stay hydated, which is generally good practice anyway, right?

yeah, I'm chugging some water, going to eat some oat bran or something later

I have an external one, which I've had for a long time, and so didn't really consider as a possibility once I started getting blood in my stool during the year. Unlike jim (congratulations jim!) I was unduly worried.

had the second one banded yesterday. so i only have to go back next week for the final banding and a week later for a final examination and then hopefully no doctor's probing me for a while

have to say lads if this OP is the only thing i leave behind me in this world itll all have been worth it

can we talk again about the poop shelf because im in a fashionable restaurant and uh theyve not quite nailed the design here

need some details on the location of this restaurant and the size/location/angle of this failed shelf

Yes

pics or it didn't happen

suffice to say

im dredging here

under eu law you cant fish pelagic shoals in the manner im currently emulating here

this was the first week, since the end of january, that i didn't have an anoscope in my ass \0/

sorry you’re missing out this week dude

I already had my tickets for Wednesday s showing...

Rats

something something periscope something something

(something something twitch something something)

Still waiting to crap after yesterday's surgery

convinced the site will come undone when i do

yes ive taken all the Usual Stuff

Isn’t Dr Nick the name of the crackpot simpsons doctor? That is never a good sign.

Hoping everything holds together for you

safe crapping

i named him Dr Nick in tribute, yes

fucking Disney fanboys

this is unpleasant

so did you uh, blow out a sidewall or was it more toward where the rubber meets the road?

lets just say i don't have such stones anymore

anyway, the Eagle has landed, but the pain remains

would you say that, like a knife that cuts you, the wound heals - but that scar - that scar will remain?

Tracer, you know i love ya but shame on you for quoting that shit i just googled.

Anyway, were my hospital's instructions to take stuff that the interwebs says counteracts the laxative action? WHY, YES.

There's a time to shit and a time for God
The last shit I took was pretty fuckin' odd

hey and how great that my supervising cancer doctor leaves me a message on my landline (useless) on Friday afternoon, capping with "Call me early next week." Lots to imagine!

prob just wanting to check in, don't read too much into it

no, she only calls when there's "news"

wow, guess you better get a cell phone

nice try

maybe she could call my work # like other doctors do. it's not hard.

so yeah, balls still ache round the clock

hoping to get hooked on painkillers

ugh I’m sorry to hear that

xref to scored a goal ffs thread

last minute winner struck with such fury across myself that i pulled a rib and popped an orange

So stressed out today I got back spasms causing me nausea.

Flying to Vegas. Hope it cooperates

*eye twitches for the ten thousandth time in a month*

I hear you, man

Ugh. That's usually how it manifests, is the weird thing.

But hey...Vegas.

I've got haemorrhoids again

I have hemorrhoids AND back spasms, and general nerve pain messing with my back.

I took a couple weeks off from my exercise routine, which was a real bad plan.

had exactly the type of crossed-whatsapp group mishap one would discount as hackery in a sitcom about this incident this morning

Yesterday i had a first.

In Vegas at a buffet, got so drunk i couldn't find my table again after I got up to get food.

how you coming along here morbs?

hernia, good? (still 'uncomfortable')

Big Stuff, not so good

time to switch to hydrox. sending hopes prayers and sanitized wipes your way.

one of the bathrooms i often use in the building i work in is now "all genders" and i feel self-conscious dropping a big gross deuce in the adjacent stall to a woman

Just remember that woman is nuking her own toilet at the same time.