I'm Also in the Library and It's Raining: WINTER 2018/2019 GAY THREAD

this my boyfriend http://www.fantagraphics.com/wuvable-oaf/

omg that IS your boyfriend
hi stevie!

Every time I see a photo of your boyfriend I feel like I'm seeing a post-credits happy ending vignette

I had a nightmare last night about my ex-bf yelling at me, and I woke up and it was 4:45am, so I walked down to the 24/7 to buy a stupid kombucha (it's a good sleep aid, oddly). I walked by an early-riser whose car was stuck in a snowdrift and I stopped to help him shovel and push. It took about 12 minutes and we were successful, he offered to buy me breakfast but I declined. I went on to the store and bought the stupid kombucha and walked back in the snowy night with frozen fingers. I washed my face and applied a moisturizer by a company whose former CEO killed himself a couple weeks ago. I got into bed and my boyfriend asked me what was wrong and I told him about the nightmare and cried a little. He drew me in close and told me he loved me more than anything else in the world. I went back to sleep for a few hours and then got up and made scrambled eggs, back bacon, sliced tomatoes and rye toast. My back yard is 3-feet deep in show and I enjoyed watching my dog struggle to navigate it while she was doing her morning pee. When she came inside, I sang to her, "Audrey you're a young dog, good dog, playing in the yard, gonna be a big dog someday / you got snow on your face, big disgrace, wagging your tail all over the place / we will, we will walk you". Then I got some e-mails from clients asking for revisions and I am waiting for phone calls with further instructions. I am listening to Morton Feldman's 2nd String Quartet (again, it's been on repeat the last few days).

"Audrey you're a young dog, good dog, playing in the yard, gonna be a big dog someday / you got snow on your face, big disgrace, wagging your tail all over the place / we will, we will walk you"

I love it! I improvised dog-related song parodies all the time, the ones that have stuck in our house being those based on Sheila E's "Holly Rock" and the "Marty Moose" song from National Lampoon's Vacation.

In gayer news, I recorded Querelle from TCM the other night and am both excited and slightly nervous to watch.

I'm getting close to three years with my dude, and it's like I don't even recognize myself anymore, reading previous gay threads.

I should use a moisturizer, I'm 31 and people often guess mid to late 20s so I guess I have decent skin so far in life and I'd like to maintain that? Should I get an SPF facial moisturizer?

THREE YEARS !!! ??? does this mean you've learned to enjoy life's carnal pleasures???

Up to and including last night, yeah! (We were hoping to host a third, but the weather outside was frightful.)

I feel like we have all grown so much

I'm growing right now.

Congrats, Eric!

SO
MUCH

No more growing for me, thx

nore of a show-er

After the just-the-two-of-us romp, we had someone else over to watch Cold War.

We're kinda boring, no?

Byron couldn't have said it more graciously.

plz come to New York when it's not cold, y'all

fg(ti)'s romance: what is love today?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTHOaWoiTnc

oh wow

I love it so much

:D

apropos of nothing I feel like some of you would enjoy this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DynEaqObnQ

Guess what song the expression "apropos of nothing" reminds me of
I feel like u can guess this stevo

all i wanna do
is guess this song

!!! :-)

Gays, claim your song/chapter:

Madonna: Classic Or Dud

who?

Morbs gets whatever's left over (probably "In This Life").

He can regale readers with his tales of lunches spent with Gershwin.

I could've touched her when she and Sean Penn were in mid-grope in the summer of '86 (Metropolitan Opera House aisle after a Robin Williams stand-up show). Instead, I squeezed past. Walked on by, you might say.

*owned, bitchez*

hi y'all

i'm drinking rose cava and listening to sade

it's pretty gay

I'm eating a quarter of a pink cookie and sipping cab and about to watch Morbs' beloved They All Laughed.

I hope there's weed in that cookie

He Didn't Laughed

He never Her

I don't know what that's a reference to but it's a reference to something, that's for sure.

i actually thought of "you never her" at work the other day and lol'd

what is it?!

oh, i did mean to write "you never her" not what I wrote there.

oh fuck, it's an ILX only meme.

Clearly none of you ever her

never been to her

I turn 40 this year and am going to Palm Springs. Prove me wrong.

I'm in the library and it's sunny. Prove me wrong.

I almost went to Palm Springs by accident a few years ago (we were headed for the Nixon Museum and made a wrong turn). "This is the desert," I said.

I was in socal for a few days this week and met the lovely Joe G.

(or Thursday was)

Stonewall the QUEER SUMMER 2019