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bear say survive to me

maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 28 January 2019 15:57 (five years ago) link

boy report whereabouts to me

Evan, Monday, 28 January 2019 16:09 (five years ago) link

Autopsy: Man found in Smokies died of meth overdose before being eaten by bear

After search crews found an adult black bear scavenging the body, the animal stayed in the area and exhibited aggressive behavior for hours.

Biologists trapped the bear long enough to apply a GPS tracking collar and recover human DNA from the animal. Officials then released the bear, reviewed the evidence and determined the bear should be euthanized.

"While the cause of Mr. Hill’s death is unknown at this time, after gathering initial evidence, consulting with other wildlife professionals and careful consideration, we made the difficult decision to euthanize this bear out of concern for the safety of park visitors and local residents,” Park Superintendent Cassius Cash said in a Sept. 12 news release.

Media outlets cited the release to report the bear had been euthanized, which prompted the park to clarify two days later that the animal had not yet been slain. Getting close enough to humanely shoot the bear proved surprisingly difficult, officials said.

The bear evaded death until Sept. 16, when park rangers fatally shot the animal.

The autopsy of Hill's body, performed at the Knox County Regional Forensic Center, revealed "extensive postmortem animal predation," but found no evidence he was attacked by the bear while he was alive, the autopsy report says.

According to the report, Hill initially had to be identified through his personal belongings and tattoos, which included a skull and crossbones with the inscription "AC/DC," and a Confederate battle flag bearing the words, "IT'S A REDNEK THING!"

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:02 (five years ago) link

bear evaded death from me

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:06 (five years ago) link

meth bear moves erratically away from me

mh, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:09 (five years ago) link

"IT'S A EATN BY BEAR THING!"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:24 (five years ago) link

bear say "High?" to me

brownie, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:31 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/PJzKi0C.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 01:32 (five years ago) link

idk this one doesn’t seem very funny to me. innocent bear murdered by asshole tweaker.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 02:13 (five years ago) link

i support them

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 February 2019 11:12 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

Wow!!! This bear opened this woman’s car door in Narragansett RI! She had to fight to keep it closed! This is near Camp Varnum. Woman is safe. Photo courtesy: Narragansett Animal Control pic.twitter.com/gAyobNddQk

— Kathryn Sotnik NBC10 Boston (@KatNBCBoston) May 28, 2019

mh, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link

Bear say this rednek taste like meth

| (Latham Green), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 16:56 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

bear sleep up high for me

turn me on and press my teabag (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 22 June 2019 21:15 (four years ago) link

> the bear reportedly tried at least two other doors in the area.

In the first one the bed was too hard and in the second it was too soft...

koogs, Sunday, 23 June 2019 00:46 (four years ago) link

https://youtu.be/QelonRs_7mI

hey

circa1916, Sunday, 23 June 2019 01:38 (four years ago) link

Must think it's the bus they put on for the picnic.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 23 June 2019 04:43 (four years ago) link

amazing video

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 June 2019 20:08 (four years ago) link

bear walk by for me

turn me on and press my teabag (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 23 June 2019 20:20 (four years ago) link

http://imgur.com/a/FS9EIMr

This morning in my mother in law’s backyard.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 5 July 2019 12:23 (four years ago) link

Looked like a bong at first, bear gets high with me.

nickn, Friday, 5 July 2019 21:09 (four years ago) link

one thing i learned from an early age is to never do that, no matter how cool the bear seems

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 5 July 2019 21:10 (four years ago) link

It was a bird feeder. I was safely filing from inside the house, but he was *close*.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 5 July 2019 21:51 (four years ago) link

Filming.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 5 July 2019 21:52 (four years ago) link

Bear really wants to come in and say hi

FAM. This is one of my schoolmates from college. She’s NUTS for recording this 😯 pic.twitter.com/82yLvXz0re

— FOST (@GeorgeFoster72) July 13, 2019

With an Extreme Burning (aka The Tormentor) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 13 July 2019 12:50 (four years ago) link

bbc link a few posts up later led to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJra0fcMsVU

Ask Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 July 2019 13:33 (four years ago) link

xp was that cop yelling “bad bear!” at it? lol

untuned mass damper (mh), Saturday, 13 July 2019 14:09 (four years ago) link

That’s what I heard

Ask Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 July 2019 14:40 (four years ago) link

cop also seemed to be tasing thin air.

koogs, Sunday, 14 July 2019 10:45 (four years ago) link

thin air must've looked like it was reaching for something.

pplains, Sunday, 14 July 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link

What happened during the cut in that video?

Ask Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 July 2019 16:01 (four years ago) link

uncle gene got eaten

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link

Dancing bear meets dancing machine fite!

Ask Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:11 (four years ago) link

https://i.redd.it/1tv1lr2d7na31.jpg

pomenitul, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 16:16 (four years ago) link

bear say spa to me

Bear say can somebody change this fucking water to me.

nickn, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 20:24 (four years ago) link

Nonsense, it has fur-preserving properties.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 20:30 (four years ago) link

Bear wondering where cabana boy is w his goddamn margarita

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 20:32 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EAGaH7MXoAA_PtB.jpg

mookieproof, Monday, 22 July 2019 20:12 (four years ago) link

bear say heyyy to me

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 22 July 2019 20:17 (four years ago) link

Makes sense for the Bantam Seal imprint to publish an anti-bear book

Karl Malone, Monday, 22 July 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.thecut.com/2019/10/fat-bear-week-2019-winner-holly.html

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link

Bears who have figured out how to live

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Sup bear

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 7 December 2019 23:43 (four years ago) link

Peace be with you.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Sunday, 8 December 2019 01:55 (four years ago) link

Xpost to pictures that define 2019

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 8 December 2019 06:23 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

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