i'm currently only experiencing "new boyfriend lives in another country" sex which is really good sex when i can get it
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 22 January 2019 03:36 (five years ago) link
My boyfriend wants to relocate to Berlin for a year with me and I'm pretty sure it's because he wants to spend a year in a sling at the BerghainI think I should marry this dude tbh
― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 16:54 (five years ago) link
man, I sucked some nice nipples tonight
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 January 2019 09:45 (five years ago) link
Sometimes -- there's a boy in a harness -- so quickly
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 January 2019 15:50 (five years ago) link
isn't that an Elvis Costello refrain?
"I feel like a..boooyyy in a harrrnesss...."
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:08 (five years ago) link
tsk I was goin for Streetcar
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:18 (five years ago) link
boy in a harnessa taste of hairy nipplelingers after dark
― macropuente (map), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:53 (five years ago) link
my bf's dick bled all over my face... from the outside not the inside. we never could find the cut and don't know how it happened but he was pretty freaked out for like 10 mins. we did spend a lot of time examining each other's urethral openings for comparison purposes. nonetheless the mystery continues
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 17 April 2019 06:20 (five years ago) link
nut
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 06:35 (five years ago) link
omg that's scary xp!!!
― surm, Monday, 17 June 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link
So i was with this guy yesterday and i was fingering him (even tho this is the tmi thread this feels really wrong lol) and... he was WET. like, natural juices? is that a thing???? i was shocked!!!!
― surm, Monday, 17 June 2019 17:33 (four years ago) link
water left over from douching mixed with mucus probably
― clouds, Monday, 17 June 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link
Ambergris and plum jelly ime
― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 17 June 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link
lol you guys are freaking me out, it was seriously so weird!
― surm, Monday, 17 June 2019 19:52 (four years ago) link
Ambergris and plum jelly ime― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, June 17, 2019 11:24 AM (three months ago) bookmarkflaglink
― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, June 17, 2019 11:24 AM (three months ago) bookmarkflaglink
just howled
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:44 (four years ago) link
my favorite Beatles lyric
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:48 (four years ago) link
ty
― i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 03:21 (four years ago) link
I texted a friend:
“I wish your dick was a guillotine and my ass was the ruling class”
And he responded
“I wish my tongue was Nigel Farage and your taint was thinly veiled xenophobia”
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 28 November 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link
Another thing the pandemic killed: this thread
― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Saturday, 13 May 2023 16:58 (eleven months ago) link
okay i have decided that i need to go to a bathhouse. i find hookup apps weird and unappealing and really i just want two things: to suck some dicks and fuck some ass. T simply isn’t interested in getting penetrated, and since i can’t get penetrated any longer, I have developed a real desire to unleash my latent top on someone. preferably someone i never have to see ever again lmfao
― Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Monday, 12 June 2023 02:31 (ten months ago) link