Awesome Audiophile Snake Oil

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horse ghosts. with just an abominable soundstage.

maffew12, Sunday, 20 January 2019 20:31 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

I don't want to bump one of the real vinyl threads but as a self-soothing enterprise for not getting a job I bought some hifi shit and a turntable, which all works fine, but then I bought one (1) record which I evidently immediately warped before even opening it by inadvertently resting it next to a heater vent on the bus ride home. It seems to play mostly fine but I'm mildly bummed out that I've now learned that you have to be careful not to let your records get wibbly on the bus.

Anyway can I damage my turntable by playing a wibbly record on it?

moose; squirrel (silby), Friday, 8 March 2019 18:10 (five years ago) link

It might have been warped already...QC at pressing plants these days is real hit & miss.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 8 March 2019 18:22 (five years ago) link

I think you can press it between a couple of big books and leave it in a warm place and it will de-warp, to some extent. I don't think playing a warped record can hurt your turntable at all.

DJI, Friday, 8 March 2019 18:44 (five years ago) link

thank u

moose; squirrel (silby), Friday, 8 March 2019 19:07 (five years ago) link

yeah I leave 'em between two big art books on my balcony during the summer, does the trick for mildly warped LPs... of course it gets up to like 100 here. the oven is also an option but riskier... too hot and it ruins them pretty fast.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 8 March 2019 19:17 (five years ago) link

wikihow suggested the oven option and I was all o_O

I will try not to worry about it too hard and enjoy my new audiophile phase

anyone got any hot tips on an unguent to rub onto my speaker cables

moose; squirrel (silby), Friday, 8 March 2019 19:23 (five years ago) link

you COULD pay top dollar for cable treatment if you hate having money! OR you could simply whip up a batch yourself using equal parts thermally stable machine oil (i prefer LSA's [Lubricant Specialists Australia] Heat Transfer Oil 32, which to my ears produces a more musical flow with near zero thermal cracking) and tea tree oil. if you can't stand the smell of tea tree, or if you are allergic, try neem or even lavender.

andrew m., Friday, 8 March 2019 19:38 (five years ago) link

You should be putting it on your ears, not the cable itself, otherwise you risk voiding the warranty

pippin drives a lambo through the gates of isengard (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 8 March 2019 19:42 (five years ago) link

Sounds like a harrowing bus ride!

maffew12, Friday, 8 March 2019 19:44 (five years ago) link

It was a 10 minute bus trip at most and I’m not convinced that exposing my record in the sleeve in a paper bag to the heat vent is the cause of this but it seems possible

moose; squirrel (silby), Friday, 8 March 2019 19:48 (five years ago) link

oh the entire HiFi was a separate trip?

my phone keyboard knows to write HiFi like this.. damn, fancy

maffew12, Friday, 8 March 2019 19:49 (five years ago) link

No that came via fedex lol

moose; squirrel (silby), Friday, 8 March 2019 20:03 (five years ago) link

I mean couriered from the B&H warehouse by white-gloved eunuchs

moose; squirrel (silby), Friday, 8 March 2019 20:04 (five years ago) link

It might have been warped already...QC at pressing plants these days is real hit & miss.

― a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, March 8, 2019 12:22 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I suspect this is it not something you did

A record clamp might help....

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 March 2019 21:08 (five years ago) link

I'll probably try the book thing. I'm not gonna start buying tweaks in my first week of being a hifi owner

moose; squirrel (silby), Friday, 8 March 2019 21:15 (five years ago) link

Welcome to audiophilia, and just so you know, it's pronounced "hiffy". It's shocking how many HiFi enthusiasts get that wrong.

pippin drives a lambo through the gates of isengard (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 8 March 2019 21:24 (five years ago) link

Covhiffy

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 8 March 2019 23:17 (five years ago) link

one great part about a turntable is you can adjust the tracking force, antiskate, etc. and convince yourself that it sounds much better afterward

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 8 March 2019 23:24 (five years ago) link

hiffy? isn't that the stuff that ruined DJ Shadow?

maffew12, Saturday, 9 March 2019 00:36 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

It's like bitcoin mining, except for those who want to signal the rarefied nature of their music taste.
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campreverb, Sunday, 19 May 2019 15:41 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

can somebody please explain to me what a "blake sleeve" is ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCOD_37DA44

budo jeru, Saturday, 6 July 2019 05:46 (four years ago) link

Looks like Blake Sleeves are what I was taught were called "J-Bags," the adhesive-flap mylar sleeves where I assumed the "J" was for "Japanese," but might not be. Anyway, if they're the same, they are indeed what the paranoids use.

^ this sounds right to me but i'm curious if anybody has any other info

budo jeru, Saturday, 6 July 2019 05:49 (four years ago) link

i'm not paranoid

budo jeru, Saturday, 6 July 2019 05:49 (four years ago) link

can somebody please explain to me what a "blake sleeve" is ?

I worked in a record store for nine years, ordered every different kinda inner and outer sleeve including "Japanese rice paper inners," and have never once heard this term or seen it in a catalog. If someone said it to me I would think they meant "blank sleeve" like an all white jacket.

With an Extreme Burning (aka The Tormentor) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 6 July 2019 08:52 (four years ago) link

a little creative googling got me here: https://www.clearbags.com/12-3-4-x-12-3-4-flap-crystal-clear-album-sleeve-protective-closure-100-pieces-blpd2.html

I fully expected to find nothing, since audiophiles are probably coming up with their own names for common household objects

mh, Saturday, 6 July 2019 14:33 (four years ago) link

can somebody please explain to me what a "blake sleeve" is ?

The explanation is right in that video, no? A record collector by the name of Blake is unhappy with the oversized, cloudy plastic record sleeves you often find; has clearbags.com do a run of crystal clear, snug-fitting sleeves; the sleeves prove popular and clearbags.com decides to add them to their product line, referring to them as Blake sleeves in reference to the man who ordered the initial run. Per the video the product line has now been expanded to include sleeves with and without flaps and sized to accommodate single LPs, doubles, and 7 inches.

I can see the appeal actually. I have a lot of those loose-fitting cloudy sleeves and they're kind of annoying. I have a few sleeves that are pretty similar to what's being described here (most of my Sisters of Mercy 12"s came in them IIRC) but they all have adhesive flaps which I could do without. If I was worried about preserving my jackets I'd probably want them in in a flapless Blake.

early rejecter, Saturday, 6 July 2019 15:48 (four years ago) link

On a side note I love how he starts off with "I wanted to do a short video..." and then spends 11 minutes giving us about 37 seconds worth of information.

early rejecter, Saturday, 6 July 2019 16:05 (four years ago) link

effortlessly defining the spirit of youtube.com

Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 July 2019 16:09 (four years ago) link

I like the crystal clear bags with the resealable flap. The loose poly bags can end up accounting for a lot of shelf space.

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 6 July 2019 16:09 (four years ago) link

A record collector by the name of Blake is unhappy with the oversized, cloudy plastic record sleeves you often find; has clearbags.com do a run of crystal clear, snug-fitting sleeves; the sleeves prove popular and clearbags.com decides to add them to their product line, referring to them as Blake sleeves in reference to the man who ordered the initial run.

i watched the video, was aware that he kept referring to somebody called blake, but i never came to this conclusion, which makes perfect sense. thanks.

audiophiles are probably coming up with their own names for common household objects

i think what is going on is that some guy "invented" something that already exists and then had it named after himself. in my world these are called mylar sleeves or japanese archival sleeves.

the only appeal i could see would be if clear bags was selling them for dramatically less than other manufacturers -- which of course the video doesn't even come close to talking about.

budo jeru, Saturday, 6 July 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link

and i agree that they are very nice sleeves indeed

budo jeru, Saturday, 6 July 2019 19:14 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

i have no idea where else to post this stuff, but i've been seeing some real gems on discogs recently. sometimes it's the exact sort of obessive and pedantic kind of comments you'd normally associate with audiophile culture. but sometimes the lengths that people go to just to criticize the quality of some vinyl pressings is just funny. case in point:

I use lp60xbt, which is fully automatic.
on side D after the last track; Lullaby For My Insomniac a needle spins on run out groove endlessly making a ring on surface and doesn't come back to a tone arm rest.
I enquired audio technica support team and got the reliable answer;

If this is only happening on the one side of just that particular record, the issue is not within the turntable but rather the cutting of that particular side of the record. It is likely they did not cut the locked groove at the end of the record in the standard position.

does anybody have the same issue as me?
mine is European dark green edition. I'm into its colour but this is a pretty irritating experience when using a fully automatic turntable.

did you honestly put in a service request to the manufacterer of your turntable over this? does this turntable not have "return" button? ARE YOU NOT ABLE TO LIFT THE NEEDLE OFF THE RECORD YOURSELF?

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:39 (four years ago) link

also, nice: totally not worried about the lesser fidelity of colored vinyl because yr "into its color." fucking lol

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link

hey I payed for fully automatic!! clearly this is not FULLY!

maffew12, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link

that is really funny cuz audiophile turntable discussions I've seen won't even entertain an automatic table. Anything in there not essential to playing well just frig up the sound, man.

it was then I realized I was reading too much about turntables.

maffew12, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:44 (four years ago) link

That guys obv no audiophile, but the amount of anguish and frustration that vinyl causes for some “vinyl enthusiasts” is really something else. Maybe they all live in really dusty homes or something.

brimstead, Friday, 27 September 2019 00:11 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

I don't know about "awesome", but this sure seems like a prime example of audiophile snake oil to me:

https://www.musicdirect.com/record-cleaning/last-record-preservative

Keep Your New Vinyl LPs Looking and Sounding Brand-New for Decades to Come with Last Record Preservative: Prevents Wear, Ticks, and Pops for Hundreds of Plays by Enhancing Molecular Stability

Only $26 per ounce!

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link

Enhancing Molecular Stability since 2019!

corrs unplugged, Thursday, 21 November 2019 08:33 (four years ago) link

I've noticed one or two of my friends who 20 years ago would obsess about their perfect listening position at the tip of an equilateral triangle between their stereo speakers, but now enthuse about their v. expensive single Bluetooth speakers.

fetter, Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:43 (four years ago) link

you haven't lived til you've heard the Beatles in mono..... on a single speaker, as God intended

maffew12, Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:51 (four years ago) link

mono on two speakers in bad for the molecules

maffew12, Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:52 (four years ago) link

is bad. very bad.

maffew12, Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:52 (four years ago) link

xxxp “Last” has been around for years, it’s pretty well established (I guess that doesn’t keep it from being “snake oil,” though). Think I owned some at one point.

hip musical crush (morrisp), Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:06 (four years ago) link

I am a chemist, this is how I break it down to an extent

shouldn't say "molecular stability" as that refers to whether molecules break into smaller pieces or not. in general the stylus does not break molecules into smaller groups of atoms.

what a stylus does do is break molecules apart from each other. i.e. it wears down the groove by tearing off tiny pieces of vinyl. the proper term for molecules sticking to each other is cohesion, so when they say they're improving cohesiveness they're actually using the right term.

how do you keep the stylus from tearing off bits of vinyl? put a layer of something else on top of it to protect it. so my assumption is that the LAST record preservative is a thin lacquer that is applied over the grooves. so on the other hand, you're not really improving the cohesiveness of the molecules, you're just putting new molecules over the old molecules so the new molecules get worn off instead of the old one.

TLDR - it's just a thin lacquer that you apply over the surface of the record to protect the grooves.

djdirtbagstyle, Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:08 (four years ago) link

personally I wouldn't lacquer my records unless they were super scratchy as applying lacquer will obviously leave a waxy residue on the grooves that will change the sound quality.

djdirtbagstyle, Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:14 (four years ago) link

xpost

It would have to be awfully thin not to muffle the sound, wouldn't it? One could certainly make the argument that it did so. (I mean, we'd be talking about an incredibly fine degree of muffling, but we'd also be talking about audiophiles, who are basically dwelling in a world of fantasy regarding what the human ear can actually perceive, anyway.)

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:15 (four years ago) link

I've applied the lacquer to Dark Side of the Moon and now I'm listening to it 100 times in a row to bring it to it's *ideal* sound quality at which point I will store it away forever

maffew12, Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link

yeah from what I've read on forums and so on people say it definitely changes the sound quality to a noticeable extent. a term I've heard a lot is "warmer" which i generally interpret to mean muffling the extreme high-end frequencies.

djdirtbagstyle, Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:21 (four years ago) link

it could be less of a lacquer than a lubricant, creating an oily sheen that makes the needle glide over more

they make a lot of claims about it not being, but I'm guessing it's not what people would traditionally consider a lubricant so they're dissembling a little

mh, Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:45 (four years ago) link


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