do i need to see every F&F flick?
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 18 January 2019 15:12 (five years ago) link
"need" no, but they're a lot of fun to go through
― jolene club remix (BradNelson), Friday, 18 January 2019 15:29 (five years ago) link
Have they managed to tie the original Corman flick into the franchise yet?
― A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 January 2019 15:32 (five years ago) link
could be like that Eagles thing. ILF Watches F&F
― imago, Friday, 18 January 2019 15:32 (five years ago) link
I'm game
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 18 January 2019 15:33 (five years ago) link
crypto u left off Playmobil: The Movie, which is still making me laugh several minutes after discovering its existence.
I spotted that one but left it off because it felt like more of the beginning of an attempted franchise than anything else (also, I've never heard of Playmobil). I guess you could say the same for The New Mutants, Captain Marvel, etc but anything CD/MCU is automatically franchise-y in my estimation.
I dunno how I missed Jacob's Ladder.
― Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Friday, 18 January 2019 17:53 (five years ago) link
I love Jacob's Ladder and it's so of its specific time that I can't imagine a faithful remake bringing much of interest to the table
― resident hack (Simon H.), Friday, 18 January 2019 17:56 (five years ago) link
Without bothering to learn anything about it, I'm assuming the remake is going to swap Vietnam for Iraq.
― Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Friday, 18 January 2019 17:58 (five years ago) link
I guess I'm glad this might lead to more ppl discovering the original, though I suspect...certain aspects...may now seem quaint to current viewers
― resident hack (Simon H.), Friday, 18 January 2019 17:59 (five years ago) link
crypto, Playmobil is kinda sorta like Lego but for kids who didn't want to build things and/or whose parents didn't love them as much.
― A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 January 2019 18:05 (five years ago) link
There is no point to Playmobil now Wilko have serviceable knock-off lego at a sane price, why it needs to be celebrated right now is a mystery.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 18 January 2019 18:09 (five years ago) link
Sadistic parents relishing the crestfallen expressions on their kids' faces when they realize they've been taken to see The Playmobil Movie?
― A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 January 2019 18:11 (five years ago) link
you can start with #5
― sans lep (sic), Friday, 18 January 2019 18:12 (five years ago) link
xpost I mean there's only so many times you can crush their hopes with giftwrapped Playmobil sets before they start to catch on.
― A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 January 2019 18:12 (five years ago) link
yea I think #5 is where the series really got self-aware but Tokyo Drift is incredibly entertaining
― frogbs, Friday, 18 January 2019 18:22 (five years ago) link
That Jacob's Ladder trailer upthread looks fake.
― jmm, Friday, 18 January 2019 18:26 (five years ago) link
It is fake. It says "concept trailer"
― Number None, Friday, 18 January 2019 18:29 (five years ago) link
Other than Donald John Trump there are no three words in the English language that fill me with more revulsion than Tim Burton's Dumbo. I hope to never even see the trailer.
― composed of atoms just as all posters have been (Dan Peterson), Friday, 18 January 2019 18:30 (five years ago) link
the only thing it helps a tiny bit to know is that there's a big "getting the team back together" scene, but there has never been a team before, they just bring a bunch of people from the various other Fasts into the same flick.
― sans lep (sic), Friday, 18 January 2019 18:38 (five years ago) link
Looking forward to hearing "When I See an Elephant Fudderwacken" tbh
― have you ever seen a VONC's tears? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 18 January 2019 18:39 (five years ago) link
Alice in Wonderland may at least have made some sort of sense on paper however much of a shitshow he made out of the material, but there's literally nothing about the story of Dumbo that's crying for Tim Burton's stylistic touch.
― A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 January 2019 18:40 (five years ago) link
Maybe Dumbo will have ornate gothic angel's wings for ears.
Jesus, he only took the project so that he could put his touch on 'Pink Elephants' didn't he.
― A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 January 2019 18:41 (five years ago) link
cant wait for john depp to play dumbos cruel suburban dad in the backstory
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 18 January 2019 18:42 (five years ago) link
there was some sad dad bullshit in the trailer, don't fear
― sans lep (sic), Friday, 18 January 2019 18:45 (five years ago) link
burton peaked with pee-wee's big adventure
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 18 January 2019 19:01 (five years ago) link
True.
― A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 January 2019 19:08 (five years ago) link
I like most of Burton's 90s films, think he turned to shit around 2000, which is now almost two decades of bad moviemaking.
― composed of atoms just as all posters have been (Dan Peterson), Friday, 18 January 2019 19:10 (five years ago) link
I think he's mostly good until Planet of the Apes, but it's fairly undeniable imo that he hit his highest high right out of the gate.
― A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 January 2019 19:12 (five years ago) link
I liked Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure, Batman and Ed Wood at the time and imagine that I still would if I watched any of them again. I can’t find any justification for his career beyond that.
― Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Friday, 18 January 2019 19:29 (five years ago) link
Nightmare Before Christmas is a minor classic
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Friday, 18 January 2019 19:30 (five years ago) link
that was Henry Selick, tho
Big Fish is defensible.
― resident hack (Simon H.), Friday, 18 January 2019 19:30 (five years ago) link
whaaaat
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 18 January 2019 19:56 (five years ago) link
I’m still fond of beetlejuice, an inevitable future star of this poll
― gray say nah to me (wins), Friday, 18 January 2019 19:59 (five years ago) link
I like Big Fish and Sweeny Todd, everything else since 2000 has been bad. Worst are the Alice films, could not get through either.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 18 January 2019 20:00 (five years ago) link
Batman is bad, recently saw Batman Returns for the first time and it's great
― sans lep (sic), Friday, 18 January 2019 20:02 (five years ago) link
Also, wow @ Kingsman 3. Have not heard a single person say a single good thing about the second (and few who had a good word for the first).
I think this one was greenlit alongside the second. The prequal is surprising, as I'd only heard about the third one and a Statesman spin-off series.
These films are pretty critic-proof. I thought the second came and went, but still made 100 Mil domestic (against a budget of 104 Mil, but still...)
These would be prime Trump movies, except, you know, BRITISH.
― Infidels, Like Dylan In The Eighties (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 18 January 2019 20:02 (five years ago) link
Haven't seen BR since it opened. I mostly remember my friends and I leaving the theater feeling bummed out. It's reputation has grown in recent years, though, so it probably deserves a fresh look.
― Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Friday, 18 January 2019 20:06 (five years ago) link
I can't imagine wanting to sit through it again, just seems like a slog. I guess it's got the same 126 min runtime as the first one but in my memory it's 30 minutes longer.
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 18 January 2019 20:12 (five years ago) link
made a jfk-style fan thread for batman returns a few years ago -- batman returns (1992) -- but it ends w a twist cliffhanger that's yet to be resolved
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 18 January 2019 20:42 (five years ago) link
the thread, i mean
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 18 January 2019 20:43 (five years ago) link
What Women Want is such a random movie to remake
― jmm, Friday, January 18, 2019 2:36 PM
Seriously, this is one of the least bad ideas on the thread. I want a film about women reading the mind of Mel Gibson.
But even if it wasn't Mel Gibson, still more interesting than most everything else here.
Was already remade with Andy Lau and Gong Lihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhHqflh2kU4
Oscar Isaac as Gomez sounds great but since it's not live action it seems like a wasted casting choice.
John Wick 3, Pet Semetery and Hellboy are the only things I might see but probably wont see them at cinema.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 18 January 2019 20:47 (five years ago) link
Pet Semetary is by the folks who did Starry Eyes so I'm cautiously optimistic
― resident hack (Simon H.), Friday, 18 January 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link
batman, batman returns, beetlejuice are all wonderful
but his best work is sleepy hollow
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 18 January 2019 22:06 (five years ago) link
sleepy hollow and ed wood both v enjoyable; after that he+depp should have broken up.
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 18 January 2019 22:10 (five years ago) link
yeah
sweeney todd was rotten
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 18 January 2019 22:12 (five years ago) link
otoh helena bonham carter has continued to be tremendous in his stuff imo, including even alice which is one of the worst movies i've ever seen.
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 18 January 2019 22:13 (five years ago) link
Sleepy Hollow's where he fell off completely for me
― sans lep (sic), Friday, 18 January 2019 22:14 (five years ago) link
tim burton's early stuff is mostly pretty good, up through ed wood at least, and some of his stop-motion films since have been good
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 18 January 2019 22:14 (five years ago) link
I remember almost nothing about Sleepy Hollow or Sweeney Todd.
Saw the Pet Semetary trailer last time I was at the theater. Looks like good trash, will watch.
― composed of atoms just as all posters have been (Dan Peterson), Friday, 18 January 2019 22:14 (five years ago) link
to address your "did this happen" and "i assume this flopped" notes:
PUSHED TO NEXT YEAR: Kingsman prequel, The Grudge reboot, New Mutants (probably never actually coming out - it was filmed in 2017 for a 2018 release!).
CAME OUT ALREADY: Angel Has Fallen, Secret Life of Pets 2, A Dog's Journey, 47 Meters Down: Uncaged, Untitled Annabelle film ("Annabelle Comes Home"), What Men Want.
the hideous addams family cartoon was #2 at the box office in its opening weekend and grossed $180 million on a shockingly cheap $24 million budget. so get ready for a bunch more of those or at least of this sketchy studio cranking out shitty adaptations of old properties with scab labor or whatever it is they're doing.
biggest actual flop is Terminator I think - $250 million on a $200 million budget. MiB4 made $254 million on a $110 million budget which is also very bad given the likely marketing and distribution costs at this scale. Charlie's Angels is a worse flop in raw terms but it didn't actually cost that much to make.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 9 December 2019 21:36 (four years ago) link
now curious to see five mins of the Addams cartoon
startled at Terminator! it's still in cinemas and seemed to get OK to meh responses, vs universal disappointment in MIB.
― insecurity bear (sic), Monday, 9 December 2019 21:49 (four years ago) link
terminator just cost more is all.... i mean it's probably more discussed online because more people who are heavily online even gave a shit in the first place, or were enticed in by hamilton's involvement. so you're more apt to hear people bothering to report that it was okay. i feel like people who went to MiB4 were like, bored teens down for a Hemsworth/Thompson movie and a stop at the food court, most of whom presumably stopped thinking or talking about the movie within six hours.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 9 December 2019 22:08 (four years ago) link
It was discussed in the dedicated thread, but I gather that the biggest problem with the new Terminator is that it's been a generation since they made a Terminator installment that anyone gave a shit about. Like would you even be invested enough to look into Godfather 8 after Coppola had been cranking out those increasingly-poor Sofia-centric sequels every 3-4 years (that whole cloning thing in the fourth installment was enough to chase me off for good)?
― Masters of Engilsh Litera-ture (Old Lunch), Monday, 9 December 2019 22:29 (four years ago) link
a movie with Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson in it should be good, it's rude for them to be in a bad movie, disappointing bisexuals everywhere xp
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Monday, 9 December 2019 22:30 (four years ago) link