hyperbole, by j0rdan s.

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Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Thursday, 17 January 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link

duvet tu brute

topical mlady (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 January 2019 17:28 (five years ago) link

it's annoying for 3 mins but then after you have a perfect new bed!

J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2019 17:45 (five years ago) link

im trying to learn to love tidying up

flopson, Thursday, 17 January 2019 17:47 (five years ago) link

not coming naturally

flopson, Thursday, 17 January 2019 17:47 (five years ago) link

I've never not my bed. Unmade beds look like they have ketchup and food and shit spilled on them.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 January 2019 18:45 (five years ago) link

would go to SABR meetup if it was just a bunch of grandfatherly guys telling stories

― call all destroyer, Saturday, January 30, 2010 3:44 PM

well in that case you could just meet morbs for lunch

― Goon's Anatomy (J0rdan S.), Saturday, January 30, 2010 3:46 PM

i've forgotten most of the things i should slap my friend j0rdan around for

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 25 January 2019 20:24 (five years ago) link

especially after seeing him eat

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 January 2019 20:30 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

miss this

what is even happening to us as a nation if there's no hyperbole, by j0rdan s.

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 October 2020 04:17 (three years ago) link

not hyperbole, just lovely

the man was truly one of a kind. moreso than even his opinions or personality, what i will remember most about bill is that he was a walking history book. it's not an exaggeration to say that a piece of new york died today as well. it will surprise no one who knows either him or me that he was constantly incredulous over me not knowing basically anything about much of the pop culture that made him who he was -- our conversations were classes for me, punctuated by impressions of bygone actors whose lines he would recall from memory and with recite relish. many ppl know he once dabbled in stand up comedy -- he was in his own way a performer at heart. he soaked up such an incredible amount of new york culture that you cannot access online -- mets games from the 60s, richard pryor stand up sets from the 70s, yo la tengo hannukah shows, WMFU call in shows, leather parties... i'm barely scratching the surface. his memory of these things was so clear. and he never let up, even as he got sick and the world became cruel to him. i was decades younger than him, much healthier, and he made me feel like i was wasting my life in this city. he would drag me to mets games, to movies, even when it was obvious that simply climbing the concourse stairs at citi field was taking its toll. there simply isn't very many people like him left in new york. there are many things killing this city, but people like bill are taking history with them, and we will never get it back.

his appetite for introducing ppl to things was just voracious. i believe the last time we saw each other was earlier this year when he took me to see gregg araki's "totally fucked up" at moma. loved it, still think about the movie often, and it's something i never would have done otherwise. lord knows how many times he had seen it, how easy it would have been to not ride the subway an hour into manhattan on a cold weeknight. i got there late (typical), and since bill proudly refused to own a cell phone, i wasn't sure if he had actually made it. even as the lights went up, i thought maybe i would just be left to walk out alone into the night. but of course, that was never the case. a hand shot up and waved at me.

i will miss his companionship, i will miss knowing i was even a small part of what made him want to criss cross brooklyn queens and manhattan, and i will miss learning from him. he had an incredible run given the cards he was dealt, and yet it's still far too soon. he was a legend to everyone who knew him. rest in peace morbs <3

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, October 21, 2020 10:44 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 October 2020 02:55 (three years ago) link

thanks mookie <3

J0rdan S., Thursday, 22 October 2020 03:08 (three years ago) link

Yeah that’s a wonderful tribute.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 22 October 2020 03:11 (three years ago) link

<3

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 October 2020 03:16 (three years ago) link

Good stuff

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 22 October 2020 03:19 (three years ago) link

yeah, i loved reading that too. thanks, j0rdan.

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 October 2020 04:35 (three years ago) link

beautiful post

flopson, Thursday, 22 October 2020 06:50 (three years ago) link

yes -- beautiful tribute

(show hidden tics) (WmC), Thursday, 22 October 2020 13:09 (three years ago) link

<3 that’s beautiful J0rdan

flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 22 October 2020 13:41 (three years ago) link


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