TOTTENHAM ARE STILL A BIG CLUB!

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Tottenham have planned a "top-level meeting" to discuss how to deal with Kane's absence over the next couple of months. Loan signings are being considered, as well as the potential promotion of 16-year-old academy striker Troy Parrott.

No pressure Troy

groovypanda, Thursday, 17 January 2019 09:51 (five years ago) link

Troy Parrott, Harry Winks, Oliver Skipp. I have to commend the Tottenham policy of only developing young players with entertaining names.

Never Turn Your Back On Virginia Woolf (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 January 2019 10:11 (five years ago) link

my client skipp can kick a ball very far away

topical mlady (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 January 2019 10:15 (five years ago) link

Yeah, yeah, whatever, does he prefer Oliver and Olly? Either way, we've very excited about his name.

Never Turn Your Back On Virginia Woolf (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 January 2019 10:16 (five years ago) link

anyway

i am calm. the flower opens in its own time.

troy parrott may not be an adequate replacement this week for harry kane, but a fortnight of poch magic and it'll be lol arry oo

topical mlady (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 January 2019 10:17 (five years ago) link

llorente will score a goal a game in february

vinny janssen GOAT for ten games

whatever. energia universale finds its way.

topical mlady (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 January 2019 10:18 (five years ago) link

Fucksake

🇰🇷 South Korea 2-1 Bahrain 🇧🇭

Sonny progresses to the quarter-finals 👏#AsianCup2019 pic.twitter.com/uTVKllsLf4

— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) January 22, 2019

groovypanda, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 15:59 (five years ago) link

rushed home in time to see dier do that

topical mlady (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 January 2019 21:49 (five years ago) link

Korea trailing Qatar 1-0 with nine minutes to go. Fingers crossed.

ShariVari, Friday, 25 January 2019 14:39 (five years ago) link

We are all Qataris now.

Matt DC, Friday, 25 January 2019 14:59 (five years ago) link

He's coming home

groovypanda, Friday, 25 January 2019 15:58 (five years ago) link

The prodigal Son returns!

Matt DC, Friday, 25 January 2019 16:25 (five years ago) link

yesss

topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 25 January 2019 16:28 (five years ago) link

are Qatar good now? Assume they've gotten a few ringers in

Number None, Friday, 25 January 2019 16:33 (five years ago) link

Their top player and leading goalscorer:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebasti%C3%A1n_Soria

He has been playing for them since 2007 tbf.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Friday, 25 January 2019 16:48 (five years ago) link

They have less ringers than many European national squads tbh.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Friday, 25 January 2019 16:54 (five years ago) link

True. Let he who is without sin...

Number None, Friday, 25 January 2019 16:55 (five years ago) link

was gonna say!

topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 25 January 2019 16:56 (five years ago) link

fuck these personality vacuum idiots

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:35 (five years ago) link

Two FBs, three and a half CBs and defending like this.

ShariVari, Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:37 (five years ago) link

every one of these men is a professional footballer what a pack of bad old days cunts

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:39 (five years ago) link

Hahahaha

ShariVari, Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:45 (five years ago) link

never in doubt

Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:45 (five years ago) link

Match-fixing levels of incompetence here.

ShariVari, Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:46 (five years ago) link

trippier is the embodiment of joe harts brittle guts

a word for the bein commentary the worst i ever heard

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:47 (five years ago) link

think scraping a Europa place probably a higher priority than losing to Chelsea or United in the semi tbf

Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:49 (five years ago) link

i wonder if man utd manager elect poch has spotted that kane or son arent out there to bail out his preferred method of stodgeball from centre back to dier

poch out

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 17:03 (five years ago) link

a word for the bein commentary the worst i ever heard

Jonathan Pearce ranting about Sanchez not understanding the significance of the cup/playing a team from London

Number None, Sunday, 27 January 2019 17:11 (five years ago) link

IS THIS THE END OF POCHETTINO AT TOTTENHAM he screamed at one stage

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 17:12 (five years ago) link

this from trippier is the single worst performance ive seen from a player since

hmmm

gary doherty, maybe anthony gardner

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 17:13 (five years ago) link

that ahould be a pen

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 17:15 (five years ago) link

nah it was outside

Number None, Sunday, 27 January 2019 17:15 (five years ago) link

like it even matters tbf

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 17:15 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

so like

is poch leaving then

because i dismissed it as silky buggers from press

but hmm listening in, it didnt have that ring to it

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link

Almost every major club in Europe is potentially in the market for a new manager. I can see him leaving but a bidding war between Juve, Barca, PSG, Bayern, etc, wouldn’t be the worst way to lose him and there might be a few decent replacements circulating.

ShariVari, Thursday, 9 May 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link

rumours in the Italian press are that Allegri is going to PSG and Conte is going back to Juve

Number None, Thursday, 9 May 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

big club with a small mentality

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Sunday, 2 June 2019 11:05 (four years ago) link

They seem to be kind of ashamed of being thought of as a big club.

The Guts of Duran Duran (Tom D.), Sunday, 2 June 2019 11:15 (four years ago) link

thats a lot to hang on a cl final appearance lads

godfellaz (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 June 2019 11:18 (four years ago) link

you could read the cl final as the culmination and ultimate example of spursing it

not that I do - just making a cheap easy dig tbph

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Sunday, 2 June 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link

can we get a name change

godfellaz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 10:38 (four years ago) link

Eriksen wants out btw (google translate link)

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 10:41 (four years ago) link

yes i realise this

godfellaz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 10:44 (four years ago) link

sell it all and offer poch a real challenge, eleven youth players and janssen

prove yourself

godfellaz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 10:45 (four years ago) link

the days are long once again. the modules are being prepared for delivery. is it time for a transfer thread?

FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 10:50 (four years ago) link

I would certainly think so

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 10:51 (four years ago) link

keeping it spurs related, villas-boas to marseille should be fun, especially if balotelli stays.

kinda gutted lfc didn't go for julian brandt and think max kruse would be a good option for spurs can play cf/#10 and is on a free transfer (he is 30 or so tho)

oscar bravo, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 13:36 (four years ago) link

Eriksen has been playing at a level below what he's capable of for most of the season. Might have something to do with him playing 90mins of every game, including the cups, admittedly. Would be tempted to cash in but we can't really play without him and there is a lot to be said for a player who can keep up that kind of workrate without ever getting injured.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 13:40 (four years ago) link

i think the midfield chemistry changing to allow sissoko to gallop into legend is of a piece with the fading of any consistency of sting eriksen or alli could bring and especially in kanes absence

hard to see which jenga piece you remove, if you have to move any

godfellaz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 14:39 (four years ago) link


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