Things you will endlessly lecture on if given the chance (aka woe to anyone who asks me about muppets when I'm drunk)

the public service loan forgiveness program

...and marble madness

hamlet

why bands in the local music scene aren't successful

-Whiskey
-Silent and early sound films

* alex trebek
* linguistics
* how much i hate andrew jackson
* whatever the hell i just read about on wikipedia (usually "on this day")
* jazz musicians nobody else has heard of

-pro-wrestling.

Yakuza games
The noise Morrissey makes in Rubber Ring pretending to be a lift
Whatever weird internet thing that I would never talk about normally

american wites

photography

kraftwerk

2001: a space odyssey

this is why no-one invites me to parties

multilingualism and minority languages

xp wkiw

full solidarity with fellow 2001 obsessives

ILX

I was really drunk on Saturday and I think the cab driver got a full hour on English history, Celts -> Normans w/ the occasional Brexit digression.

Virginia Woolf
Mid-career Elvis Costello
Lawns, why they are stupid
Local history
Cahokia
Patronizing sports bars while not even remotely liking sports
Stonewall Jackson's flank march at the battle of Chancellorsville
X-linked intellectual disability
Post-impressionist painting
Erotic thrillers
Eggs Benedict

Any topic about which I know slightly more than the listener(s) (thus exploiting my relative breadth of knowledge/interests without exposing its correlative lack of depth, what up my fellow mega-dilettantes)

Patronizing sports bars while not even remotely liking sports

opposite

dance dance revolution
babies, sorry

Haneke