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WICHITA FALLS, Texas (AP) — Police in northern Texas say a woman has been banned from a local Walmart after she spent several hours driving an electric shopping cart around the store’s parking lot while drinking wine from a Pringles can.

Police tell the Times Record News that officers responded to a suspicious person call at about 9 a.m. Friday at a Walmart in Wichita Falls, about 125 miles (200 kilometers) northwest of Dallas.

Wichita Falls police spokesman Jeff Hughes says the woman had reportedly been riding the electric cart around the parking lot for about three hours.

Hughes says police eventually found the woman in a nearby restaurant and told her not to return to the store.

Police say the woman wasn’t arrested and her name was not released.

adam the (abanana), Monday, 14 January 2019 18:10 (five years ago) link

Three hours!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 14 January 2019 18:30 (five years ago) link

Well once you pop you can't stop

Evan, Monday, 14 January 2019 18:41 (five years ago) link

y'all never had pringlewine at Christmas?

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 14 January 2019 18:47 (five years ago) link

when you really love me you should bring me pringlewine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtOW_Ff7Tjw

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 14 January 2019 18:55 (five years ago) link

^ this song DEEPLY confused me as a youngster though this note from wiki helps a bit now: "The single was a hit in many European countries, supposedly by following the instructions given in The KLF's book The Manual. "

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 14 January 2019 18:58 (five years ago) link

tastes best if you leave the pringles in the can

Bnad, Monday, 14 January 2019 19:00 (five years ago) link

Trump says a 70 percent tax isn't enough to fund Democratic priorities and "it's probably gotta be twice that number." (?!)

— Ryan Struyk (@ryanstruyk) January 24, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 January 2019 22:51 (five years ago) link

oops i meant

Senator @kyrstensinema walks through the Ohio Clock Corridor, shortly before the Senate votes to reopen the government. #shutdown #govermentshutdown #senate pic.twitter.com/WlemTpcoOw

— Graeme Jennings (@Graeme_rj) January 24, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 January 2019 22:52 (five years ago) link

definitely feeling her fashion sense

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 25 January 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Edward Gorey

https://i.imgur.com/swsAp19.jpg

blood, loud screaming and nudity (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 8 March 2019 12:23 (five years ago) link

<3<3<3

moose; squirrel (silby), Friday, 8 March 2019 17:07 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

That whole piece is great!

El Tomboto, Monday, 15 April 2019 03:20 (five years ago) link

I thought so!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 15 April 2019 03:47 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Police detained a young man holding a blank poster in central square in Uralsk, Western Kazakhstan today. They released him shortly after as they couldn't figure out what he would be charged with pic.twitter.com/nLtIneIsr6

— Dina Baidildayeva (@baidildayeva) May 6, 2019

ogmor, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 08:45 (four years ago) link

A man after my own heart.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 09:02 (four years ago) link

audio of people who seem to have figured out how to live

Mozart makes us feel that way, too! Help @handelandhaydn find this child: https://t.co/TsjEQmeSYX pic.twitter.com/FYpXmOT8hl

— 99.5 WCRB, Classical Radio Boston (@995WCRB) May 8, 2019


https://www.wgbh.org/news/local-news/2019/05/09/the-kid-who-put-everybody-in-stitches-at-boston-symphony-hall-has-been-found

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 13 May 2019 14:20 (four years ago) link

love that

ogmor, Monday, 13 May 2019 14:33 (four years ago) link

*_;

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 13 May 2019 15:05 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

“The 2 loves of my life,” Joey Krastel captioned the photo. https://t.co/OdcvchSHUc

— NBC News (@NBCNews) May 29, 2019

... (Eazy), Thursday, 30 May 2019 00:32 (four years ago) link

I like that

Dan S, Thursday, 30 May 2019 00:35 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

doesn't scroll on Zing!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 4 August 2019 23:22 (four years ago) link

Works fine for me?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 4 August 2019 23:45 (four years ago) link

Me too

U or Astro-U? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 4 August 2019 23:47 (four years ago) link

well, sometimes it scrolls down and sometimes it scrolls right

U or Astro-U? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 4 August 2019 23:48 (four years ago) link

Same on a desktop, that’s how it’s designed

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 4 August 2019 23:49 (four years ago) link

awwww, sweet

Nhex, Monday, 5 August 2019 00:43 (four years ago) link

hmmm

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 5 August 2019 00:57 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.instagram.com/p/B123_lEnhtn/

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 1 September 2019 20:22 (four years ago) link

Archaeologist Dr. Jean-Loup Ringot specialized in prehistoric music demonstrates a Lithophone. 🎵🎶🎵 pic.twitter.com/NvnzXBnRh3

— MBi (@archeometrie) September 6, 2019

mookieproof, Saturday, 7 September 2019 19:14 (four years ago) link

That's cool, surprisingly metallic tones, I wonder what's in those rocks

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 7 September 2019 19:18 (four years ago) link

prolly metal

wario in the streets, waluigi in the sheets (m bison), Saturday, 7 September 2019 19:22 (four years ago) link

very gamelan

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 7 September 2019 22:12 (four years ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://imgur.com/gallery/79hGibD

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 6 October 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link

amazing

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 6 October 2019 20:55 (four years ago) link

I took this photo in Venice back in August. They're on a boat with two dogs sailing past St Mark's Square of a Saturday afternoon:
https://i.imgur.com/plQGhLN.jpg

Ashley Pomeroy, Sunday, 6 October 2019 21:56 (four years ago) link

eh

Nhex, Sunday, 6 October 2019 23:31 (four years ago) link

Dr Jean-Loup Ringot looking very much like VIc Reeves up there

fetter, Monday, 7 October 2019 08:27 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

Where do I see myself in ten years?
- Living in Bali, with my dogs. (credit unknown) pic.twitter.com/TE1zDyVLoc

— Julia Macfarlane (@juliamacfarlane) December 7, 2019

I too shared a moment with this man and his dogs and it was truly magical pic.twitter.com/6oMODxViMn

— Lev Harris (@lev_harris) December 7, 2019

(followup info

insecurity bear (sic), Monday, 9 December 2019 03:28 (four years ago) link

semi-related from that thread

This is the most Indian photo bomb 😂 pic.twitter.com/dtAcmByofW

— Tim Kimber (@Tim_Kimber) December 1, 2019

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 9 December 2019 03:58 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQMk8GTWsAA0oLo?format=jpg&name=medium

davey, Saturday, 8 February 2020 19:13 (four years ago) link

or

https://i.imgur.com/CfgpzsZl.jpg

davey, Saturday, 8 February 2020 19:15 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Stay. At. Home. That means you, too, spring breakers. pic.twitter.com/jUOgjLaOGN

— Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) March 18, 2020

... (Eazy), Thursday, 19 March 2020 05:19 (four years ago) link

six months pass...

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91WAIFooc7L._AC_SL1500_.jpg

Bnad, Thursday, 15 October 2020 15:05 (three years ago) link

hard disagree that that guy fits this thread

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 15 October 2020 15:27 (three years ago) link

adam sandler bought a guitar in my hometown of berwyn,pa in some 4xl gold shorts pic.twitter.com/VTDt4C8o9S

— Jeff McDevitt (@JeffMcDev) October 15, 2020

Spottie, Thursday, 15 October 2020 16:13 (three years ago) link


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