rap music's memorable banalities

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xp LOL

i stan corrected (morrisp), Sunday, 13 January 2019 06:03 (one year ago) link

I feel the wind 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Cousin Slappy, Sunday, 13 January 2019 06:54 (one year ago) link

I did half a xan
13 hours til I land

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 13 January 2019 07:17 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

“I like it when there’s turbulence on my airplanes”

(“What’s Up Danger”)

get your hand outta my pocket universe (morrisp), Sunday, 7 April 2019 03:37 (eleven months ago) link

one month passes...

Nice & Smooth "Funky For You" is rich with these:

Use my mind to control all my body parts
Got an early start, plus I'm very smart
Type of man that the girls want to read about
Indeed I proceed to rock the house without a doubt

Spreadin' peace and love throughout my travels
And take time to read and unravel
Day to day problems, and then solve them,
I can see clearly now as I revolve around suckers who perpetrate heroes (?)
But I'm no sandwich, more like a Manwich
Or maybe like a meal, which is much more real
Than Clark Kent or the Man of Steel

Spring again, and I'm feelin' fine
Pass me an ice-cold glass of wine
So I can get mellow, lay back, and let my girl play the cello
Hello, I hate Jell-O

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 17:23 (ten months ago) link

hello i hate jell-o is hilarious

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 17:40 (ten months ago) link

yeah, Nice and Smooth run the rap banalities game:

Greg Nice, my life's like a fairy tale
Orca was a great big whale
I knew a fat girl who broke the scale
You won't tell, I won't tell
Clientele I must excel
Took a little test, I passed then failed

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 17:45 (ten months ago) link

yeah IRL LOL @ jello, sets a whole new bar for memorable banalities

One Eye Open, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 17:46 (ten months ago) link

But they also have one of the greatest banalities of all time, which I think about frequently: “I left my philly at home ... do you have another? I want to get blunted my brother.” Think that track might have another one ...

Vapor waif (uptown churl), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:17 (ten months ago) link

"Orca was a great big whale" clearly the prototype line for "Summer Girls"

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:25 (ten months ago) link

Diamond D: "Got to give a shout to the Large Professor/Thought I lost his number but I left it on my dresser"

dragged across concrète (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:30 (ten months ago) link

How 'bout dinner, a Salisbury steak?"

I said, "Sorry Honey-Dip, but I already ate"

- Scoob Lover, Big Daddy Kane "Pimpin' Ain't Easy"

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:37 (ten months ago) link

two months pass...

"heads pretend they're hard, yo their favorite movie's <i>Lucas</i>"

Stupor Fly, Thursday, 25 July 2019 22:19 (eight months ago) link

three months pass...

you used to support your fam off of this
now you can't even buy spam off of this

from the grave, delivers


corrs unplugged, Friday, 1 November 2019 07:25 (five months ago) link

At night, New York, eat a slice too hot
Use my tongue to tear the skin hanging from the roof of my mouth

corrs unplugged, Monday, 11 November 2019 08:07 (four months ago) link

two months pass...

sometimes you might find me drinking tap water
up out the public park sinks

devvvine, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 11:25 (two months ago) link

three weeks pass...

“This guy made me fill out a visitor’s form”

The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 15 February 2020 04:51 (one month ago) link

One hour done passed; done watched two episodes of M*A*S*H.

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Saturday, 15 February 2020 05:27 (one month ago) link

They call him Two-TECs, he tote two TECs

not the most imaginative nickname

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 15 February 2020 05:59 (one month ago) link

Hey remember Biggie's friend Two Tecs? Why did everybody call that guy Two Tecs? What a weird nickname. Oh well, I guess we'll never know.

— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) October 25, 2016

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 17 February 2020 17:26 (one month ago) link

DOOM leave the competition steamin' like a pile
Smile, ding! Sparklin' jewels
In effect like alternate side of the street parkin' rules

cajunsunday, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 14:41 (one month ago) link

what that tweet presupposes is that the listener turned the song off after two tecs was introduced and didn't continue with the rest of the album

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 15:05 (one month ago) link

well, the rest is filler

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 15:11 (one month ago) link

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