Chrissy TeigenSusan Powter
― Josefa, Thursday, 10 January 2019 23:47 (five years ago) link
Chrissy Teigen I thought about, but yes. Absolutely fits.
Al Roker is so hilariously petty and obsessed with his haters.
― flappy bird, Friday, 11 January 2019 04:50 (five years ago) link
i can’t think of any that are good, unexpectedly or not
― flopson, Friday, 11 January 2019 05:01 (five years ago) link
ice t seems good when you see the funniest shit getting RTd into your feed, but then you follow him and those are like 1/1000
― flopson, Friday, 11 January 2019 05:02 (five years ago) link
Ice is terrible at twitter, which is very occasionally amusing he’s probably the best 61-year-old video game obsessive on twitter though
― sans lep (sic), Friday, 11 January 2019 07:43 (five years ago) link
James Blunt
― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Friday, 11 January 2019 07:44 (five years ago) link
Robyn Hitchcock
― Mark G, Friday, 11 January 2019 08:02 (five years ago) link
Luther Campbell is grammatically hopeless but can be funny in an original way. Too bad he tweets predominately about sports.
― Josefa, Friday, 11 January 2019 12:50 (five years ago) link
I judge Cher to be no more or less solid at twitter than icet
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 11 January 2019 13:00 (five years ago) link
I also just wanted to type that post and check straight after that I typed it
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 11 January 2019 13:02 (five years ago) link
Ruth Buzzi is quite good. Lots of old-school quips, but well-executed ones. We tend not to expect octogenarians to be witty but really there's no reason they can't be.
― Josefa, Friday, 11 January 2019 13:09 (five years ago) link
Neville Southall
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 11 January 2019 13:15 (five years ago) link
Robert Earnshaw
He's no Neville Southall.
― Never Turn Your Back On Virginia Woolf (Tom D.), Friday, 11 January 2019 13:17 (five years ago) link
oops!
Is Craig Bellamy any good?
― Never Turn Your Back On Virginia Woolf (Tom D.), Friday, 11 January 2019 13:18 (five years ago) link
I heard he has some cracking bantz about beating up children!
seeing as celebz are bad and twitter is bad - there won't any real winners in this thread.
― calzino, Friday, 11 January 2019 13:21 (five years ago) link
Hey, he's just picking on someone his own size.
― Never Turn Your Back On Virginia Woolf (Tom D.), Friday, 11 January 2019 13:24 (five years ago) link
lol!
― calzino, Friday, 11 January 2019 13:25 (five years ago) link
John Tesh almost exclusively posts tips about health and saving money and such. Definitely worse uses of Twitter out there.
― Chris L, Friday, 11 January 2019 14:55 (five years ago) link
Chrissy Teigen is the only one that is consistently funny/witty for a non-comedic celebrity.
― Yerac, Friday, 11 January 2019 14:59 (five years ago) link
I subtract points for all the Huffpost pieces her tweets have birthed
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Friday, 11 January 2019 15:22 (five years ago) link
I had know idea who she was until people I follow retweeted her. She is great.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 11 January 2019 15:24 (five years ago) link
I just looked at Huffpo because I was wondering why I never, ever look at it. The layout is still terrible.
― Yerac, Friday, 11 January 2019 15:36 (five years ago) link
jason isbell is good at twitter
― harvey wall/barrier (voodoo chili), Friday, 11 January 2019 16:07 (five years ago) link
yep. pretty sure he's the most famous non-politics person I follow
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 11 January 2019 16:17 (five years ago) link
I remember Val Kilmer being great but it’s mostky promotional stuff now.
― JoeStork, Friday, 11 January 2019 17:10 (five years ago) link
Once 50 Cent gave me a red muscle car because I loved my 69 GTO. Inside th trunk said #GUNIT and was FILLED w/amps and subwoofers. I wept.— Val Kilmer (@valkilmer) January 29, 2017
― JoeStork, Friday, 11 January 2019 17:13 (five years ago) link
val kilmer used to use the hashtag #VALIBU a lot which was cool
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 11 January 2019 17:19 (five years ago) link
Val Kilmer fits, I don't remember him being insane in the 90s/early 00s
Tony Hawk would fit but his TL is mostly run of the mill, this is awesome though:
TSA agent (checking my ID): "Hawk, like that skateboarder Tony Hawk!"Me: exactlyHer: "Cool, I wonder what he's up to these days"Me: this— Tony Hawk (@tonyhawk) March 21, 2017
― flappy bird, Friday, 11 January 2019 17:32 (five years ago) link
(Not Twitter, but) Kate Beckinsale is good at Instagram
Kate Beckinsale’s Instagram is extremely underrated pic.twitter.com/wLIHBjTypD— jon (@prasejeebus) December 28, 2018
― jaymc, Friday, 11 January 2019 17:33 (five years ago) link
that's a good one. Martin Scorsese has an instagram just for his dog.
― flappy bird, Friday, 11 January 2019 17:35 (five years ago) link
I have a vague connection to Liam and he's... not a great person. Don't encourage him!
Cher is the best tho, I <3 this dad joke
🚽Says "his administration is running like a fine tuned machine".Yes....a Garbage Disposal— Cher (@cher) February 17, 2017
― Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 11 January 2019 17:43 (five years ago) link
yoko ono
― flopson, Friday, 11 January 2019 17:46 (five years ago) link
not unexpected
― flappy bird, Friday, 11 January 2019 17:48 (five years ago) link
Okay wait, is 'Liam Gallagher is not a great person' news? He's Liam Gallagher!
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 11 January 2019 17:55 (five years ago) link
He's sort of transitioned from "unlikeable twat" to "lovable rogue" lately, at least in some press coverage.
I once asked the person who knows him if he had any redeemable qualities, and he said "That Liam's not in the room with us right now, but that's it"
― Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 11 January 2019 19:22 (five years ago) link
you probably think Dennis Haskins is too old and lame to know how to wish his followers a Happy Thanksgiving
well guess what? if you thought that, you'd be WRONG
pic.twitter.com/zozjFuDJNI— Dennis Haskins (@mrbelding) November 22, 2018
― del griffith, Friday, 11 January 2019 19:46 (five years ago) link
Celebrities who are insufferable on twitter:
Dan Rather
― flappy bird, Friday, 11 January 2019 19:48 (five years ago) link
He's every lefty's concerned gramps over on FB too.
― Infidels, Like Dylan In The Eighties (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 11 January 2019 20:12 (five years ago) link
TAN MOM
― kurt schwitterz, Friday, 11 January 2019 20:18 (five years ago) link
TRUE tbf I expect any wack packer to be good at twitter. Eric's was the best
― flappy bird, Friday, 11 January 2019 22:01 (five years ago) link
Ryley Walker
― Evan, Friday, 11 January 2019 22:04 (five years ago) link
Oh wait, I'm not sure how to gauge whether it's "unexpected" unless they're really old or something
― Evan, Friday, 11 January 2019 22:05 (five years ago) link
Ryley Walker works, I didn't know he was a musician until like a week ago, thought he was just a poster. so yes, we got one
― flappy bird, Friday, 11 January 2019 22:06 (five years ago) link
Reminded me of people being confused about John D's twitter, I remember him reposting or retweeting a lot of stuff along the lines of "wait... mountain goats makes music?"
― flappy bird, Friday, 11 January 2019 22:07 (five years ago) link
not a celebrity but the government's official account for consumer product safety is uh....really weird
https://twitter.com/uscpsc/
― frogbs, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 15:26 (four years ago) link
Nice. Someone w/ limited skills really likes photoshop.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 15:45 (four years ago) link
ha ha this is like when the Hollywood Handbook boys read the train safety ads
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 16:04 (four years ago) link