pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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I would assume that bracket is there so the sentence doesn't get parsed as "I always connected with music more than other people did."

theorizing your yells (katherine), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 15:03 (five years ago) link

^Yeah, I agree... I might have just put “with” in the bracket, but I see why it deemed necessary for clarity.

i stan corrected (morrisp), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 15:17 (five years ago) link

i agree with flappy bird it's unnecessary, the meaning is apparent

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 9 January 2019 15:32 (five years ago) link

A more elegant solution may have been to switch a few words around — “...connected more with music than people.”

i stan corrected (morrisp), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 15:36 (five years ago) link

i don't find this to be particularly noble behavior! but i guess i am not suf's pr

Seems like a good day to tell one of my favorite @ryanpitchfork stories and one that really shows how his personal championing of artists has made such a difference over the years - back in 2003 I had just started working with an unknown Brooklyn singer-songwriter named Sufjan

— Force Field PR (@forcefieldpr) January 9, 2019

alpine static, Wednesday, 9 January 2019 19:31 (five years ago) link

oh, i guess you will have to click thru for thread/story

alpine static, Wednesday, 9 January 2019 19:31 (five years ago) link

and people were asking why he is so bad and hated

twitter is bad not good (||||||||), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 19:42 (five years ago) link

It’s funny to me that the Hand of God came down and changed the score from a 7.4 to an... 8.5

i stan corrected (morrisp), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 20:31 (five years ago) link

He was thinking strategically. Had to leave room to give Illinois a 9+, then sustain a backlash long enough to ensure maximum impact of the big comeback album after Suf's mom died a decade later.

Schreiber plays indie rock 3D chess.

alpine static, Wednesday, 9 January 2019 22:50 (five years ago) link

just the idea of a Sufjan Stevens album makes me carsick

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 10 January 2019 00:00 (five years ago) link

why

alpine static, Thursday, 10 January 2019 00:23 (five years ago) link

it's just very beige and precious and consistently hits whatever the opposite of my pleasure spots are

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 10 January 2019 00:44 (five years ago) link

I blame pfork for its proliferation

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 10 January 2019 00:44 (five years ago) link

do you think this means Schreiber has fuck you money now?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 January 2019 01:11 (five years ago) link

I've heard of it. On what, fuckface?

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, January 9, 2019 8:23 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dailymotion.com, dickwad

flopson, Thursday, 10 January 2019 02:57 (five years ago) link

btw site is good for most old sitcoms

flopson, Thursday, 10 January 2019 02:58 (five years ago) link

wrong thread lol

flopson, Thursday, 10 January 2019 03:06 (five years ago) link

This is an extremely murky article in (I guess?) the “allegations-of-impropriety” genre: https://pitchfork.com/news/superorganisms-mark-turner-sought-restraining-orders-against-two-women-who-spoke-out-against-him/

i stan corrected (morrisp), Thursday, 10 January 2019 04:26 (five years ago) link

Not feelin’ the obligatory Chainsmokers slam

i stan corrected (morrisp), Thursday, 10 January 2019 04:36 (five years ago) link

No one expected Taggart and Pall to crack open a copy of bell hooks’ The Will to Change: Men, Masculinity, and Love between albums, but the Chainsmokers’ determination to double down on their reputation for toxic masculinity is impressively disturbing.


I expected it — I even sent the guys two copies (one for each Chainsmoker). Pitchfork, you played yourself.

i stan corrected (morrisp), Thursday, 10 January 2019 04:38 (five years ago) link

so have they reduced the number of daily reviews to two?

groovemaaan, Thursday, 10 January 2019 16:03 (five years ago) link

Sure seems that way

enochroot, Thursday, 10 January 2019 16:05 (five years ago) link

they didn't get back to the usual 4 per day until Jan. 18 last year

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Thursday, 10 January 2019 16:07 (five years ago) link

this is the slow season for album releases

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Thursday, 10 January 2019 16:08 (five years ago) link

yeah this week's new release list is pretty slim pickings

https://www.pauseandplay.com/new-releases-jan-11-2019/
https://www.metacritic.com/browse/albums/release-date/coming-soon/date
https://www.albumoftheyear.org/upcoming/

maura, Thursday, 10 January 2019 16:59 (five years ago) link

Yeah, they've done this for at least a couple of years now. They used to not post any reviews for 3-4 weeks in December/January. Also they made a bigger deal of their year-end lists (big banner on the main page, I think they even used to roll them out 10 or 20 albums/songs at a time, though I may be wrong about that)

intheblanks, Thursday, 10 January 2019 17:18 (five years ago) link

no you're right, it used to be a week long rollout

flappy bird, Thursday, 10 January 2019 17:21 (five years ago) link

which, to go back to earlier in this thread, is another part of what made pitchfork outlast their peers imo: the whole "canon-building as event" thing, in the form of long ranked lists of mostly indie rockers

intheblanks, Thursday, 10 January 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link

Well, the "new tracks" page seems to be finished. Nothing at all since December 4 and it's now January 10.

Shame, that page introduced me to some absolutely incredible music.

does it look like i'm here (jon123), Thursday, 10 January 2019 17:38 (five years ago) link

https://oct.co/essays/having-beer-with-how-dress-well-tom-krell

Already resisted posting this once but I just realized they spelled it “Nihlism”

You can't see it but I had an epiphany (Champiness), Saturday, 12 January 2019 17:39 (five years ago) link

twitter is starting to realize that october sucks, i guess

just been shown how Pitchfork makes its money now, which is selling its position as An Hip Millenial Influencer to push things like an Anheuser InBev radicalization engine dressed as a pinteresting cool magazine called "October", and its the saddest fucking thing i've ever seen pic.twitter.com/0UEhrOt9YB

— ཊལབསརངཧ (@David_Rudnick) January 11, 2019

Karl Malone, Saturday, 12 January 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link

I guess this is more "I'm dumb, pt. 4532687" but I can't be the only person who did a double-take at the current top headline

resident hack (Simon H.), Monday, 14 January 2019 19:06 (five years ago) link

If you’re talking about this:
https://pitchfork.com/features/profile/earl-sweatshirt-does-not-exist/
Then yeah the few seconds it takes to look down and see the “Interview” tag are confusing ones

You can't see it but I had an epiphany (Champiness), Monday, 14 January 2019 21:31 (five years ago) link

grimes dies in tragic car accident:
the interview

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 00:11 (five years ago) link

lol

You can't see it but I had an epiphany (Champiness), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 00:12 (five years ago) link

too soon ;_;

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 00:12 (five years ago) link

that was not the headline I was referring to, but it's probably best forgotten.

resident hack (Simon H.), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 00:27 (five years ago) link

Exploring Hip Hop’s love affair with (product)

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 01:25 (five years ago) link

These run like once a week

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 01:25 (five years ago) link

His head is enveloped in a hood he never takes off,

https://cdn2.pitchfork.com/longform/870/2EarlSweatshirt.jpg

flopson, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 01:26 (five years ago) link

lol

flappy bird, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 03:42 (five years ago) link

does anyone have any idea how much CN paid for p4k? ballpark number?

flappy bird, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 20:08 (five years ago) link

$53.86

Position Position, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 21:38 (five years ago) link

Nah, they only use one decimal point
(/obv joke is obvious)

i stan corrected (morrisp), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 21:41 (five years ago) link

Nope, $420.69.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 21:51 (five years ago) link

seems kinda high tbh 😉

flappy bird, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 22:03 (five years ago) link

VULTURE: Criticism can be hard to shut out. In particular, the Pitchfork review reached a large mass in terms of how people were interpreting your record.
GRETA VAN FLEET: I don’t know the intent behind the piece. I haven’t read it. I’m not sure if it’s a publication trying to get attention or if it’s somebody who genuinely doesn’t like us and what we’re doing. I really don’t think we get worked up about that, because here’s one person who’s complaining about it. If you can’t do it, then you just write about it. I feel like this man has had a troubled past. Prayers up for him. But it actually feels really good, because some of our favorite bands have had some pretty aggressive criticism. I think it’s cool. [Laughs.]

Frozen CD, Thursday, 17 January 2019 21:30 (five years ago) link

Seems like a chill bro!

ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 17 January 2019 21:34 (five years ago) link

I like how his response incorporates the entire gamut of typical artist responses to a negative review, one per sentence (sometimes even contradicting each other!)

i stan corrected (morrisp), Thursday, 17 January 2019 21:37 (five years ago) link

lmao @ "i haven't read it" ---> "i feel like this man has had a troubled past"

omar little, Thursday, 17 January 2019 22:46 (five years ago) link


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