Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post on the "Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here" thread - put them here

nods

lol

like the cut of this jib tbh another twenty like this and we can start looking fwd to 2019

wait you are two *different posters*??????!!!??

so's yours, tbh

dunno boutchoo but im a socketpup

― F# A# (∞), Thursday, November 22, 2018 11:41 AM (three months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and it's gonna be a long long time

― sarahell, Thursday, November 22, 2018 11:57 AM (three months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but less funny

― Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Thursday, November 22, 2018 12:21 PM (three months ago

ah here ffs

thats just how eyeroll.gif

a high bar

One night, many moon ago, me and friends, we go into bar and grill restaurant in Nashville Tenesee, famous home of music star Trace Atkins. We walk in, we sit down, we order a beers and basket of chicken's wings. Then, we see him. There on the patio, four table from us. We can't believe it. We can't believe whether or not is him.

I say to my friends "I believe is Trace Atkins, award winning country and western music singer. I will go to him, I will say hello." They say "yes, do this, reveal to us whether or not is really Trace." I have nervous, but I know I must do.

I stand and I walk to Trace. He is eating hamburger and french fries, drinking glass with beer, doing crossword puzzle all alone at table. I say "Excuse me sir, Trace Atkins?"

He says, "yes, I am Trace Atkins."

I say to him, "Mister Atkins sir I know you from your music. My friends and I. We know your face. We all know your songs, we all love your songs. You are so talent at music and you bring us much happiness, much joy. Is pleasure to eat near you Mister Atkins."

Trace say to me, "Thank you."

I say to him, "Mister Atkins. I see you enjoy hamburger, french fries, and beer. And I no wish to bother. But I have for you question. There is something I wish to know."

Trace say, "yes, go on."

I say, "is personal."

Trace say, "please, ask."

I say, "Trace Atkins, in your heart, do you have racisms?"

Trace wipe his mouth with napkin and put napkin down. He straighten his back. He look left, he look right. He look at me, he clear throat, and he say something I never forget. Ever.

"I have no racisms in my heart," says Trace.

"But," he say, "you think is beer in glass that I drink," says Trace Atkins, "but is not beer. Is pee. I love to drink pee."

Then, I knew the man was not really at all Trace Atkins.

Because the real Trace Atkins, he very much have in heart deep racisms. But he do not, ever, drink pee.

Xgauleiter.

why would you want ppl to not see that?

Maybe next time you'll make sure the Penguin is 18

Perhaps the likelihood of them seeing it is even higher now.

three!

Xgau Kreuzland

Etymology 2[edit]
From the acronym GAU (“worst-case scenario”).

Noun[edit]
Gau m (genitive Gaus or Gaues, plural Gaue)

(informal) an accident, a calamity quotations ▲

Roland Kopp-Wichmann, Depression ist für das Herz genauso schädlich wie Rauchen:
Außerdem neigen die Blutplättchen von depressiven Menschen eher dazu, sich zu Gerinnseln zusammenzuballen. Diese können irgendwann wichtige Adern verstopfen und einen Gau im Herzen oder Hirn auslösen.

I mean this thread is just boomers sniffing their own farts, isn’t it

Xgauleiter.

― pomenitul, Thursday, September 19, 2019 10:33 AM (one month ago)

lol

It awaits us all. Today's youth have apparently come up with a meme called 'the 30 year-old boomer'.

xp

Hopefully climate change will have killed us all before we’re laughing at the same two cunty jokes though!

For all your hate-read needs:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Boomerhumour/top/?t=all

i feel a recursion coming on

What, if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you: 'This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more; and there will be nothing new in it, but every pain and every joy and every thought and sigh and everything unutterably small or great in your life will have to return to you, all in the same succession and sequence' ... Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus? Or have you once experienced a tremendous moment when you would have answered him: 'You are a god and never have I heard anything more divine.'

already there Friedrich, already there

There is a party/
Everyone is there/
Everyone will leave/
At exactly the same time

When this party's over/
It will start again/
Won't be any different/
Will be exactly the same

All part of my plan to prod ILM towards a takeover of ILX.

https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.782743727.5884/flat,1000x1000,075,f.u1.jpg

lol

Reminded of when something was taking ages and I was unsure whether it was me or SV who was holding up the process and my dad said “ye could have your own terror cell...ISISRA”

(this is a tasteless joke for any lurking spooks)

quite patently i adore toast and am joining deems in a hearty mock of the ukilx tea discourse

you patented toast???

patent toast is an English delicacy with a shiny black exterior

If you need to toast it…

I am not posting in this thread

^a technicality

good call imo

There is only one thread and its name is

"hope you unwrapped all your christmas presents carefully and didn't get any papercuts, since your thin skin tells me that you would have likely bled to death"

how early in the life of this thread did it become the "meet me on the playground" of ilx

Started at conception tbh.

The membrane of passivity is often stretched quite thin across a deep well of aggro.

http://media.aintitcool.com/media/uploads/2013/quint/overlookpic_large.jpg

"It's always been the playground"

it's amazing how no one understands the purpose of that thread (fully copping to how i have misunderstood the purpose of that thread in the past)

I mean it's a thread dedicated to the things that, irl, one generally knows better than to say or do and that rightly die in the mind without ever coming to fruition. It's an ever-growing cyst prone, inevitably, to popping messily at some point.

Maybe we can have Fred's evidence-based politics discussion, i.e. why sanctions on Iran and the Bolivian coup was good, for example, in here?

if you fuck up more threads i swear to god

https://pulpsongs.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/thic21.gif

^what is that?

It's from an episode of The Avengers, every time she walks down a passage it leads back to the same room.