ilx ranks the royals

he won't be much flexing in class enemies death pit no. 4786778 when us hateful tankies take over the shop!

How much does this show the crown have to do with American simpletons being all yass queen princess these days

I know it’s always been a thing but I feel like a week since these inbred fucks were mainly being talked about for covering up sex crimes suddenly all these people being HERE FOR Anne being mildly rude to a different sex criminal must be linked to that, yes?

orange man bad, royal lady throwing epic shade good

Yeah but was she wearing some coded jewellery the royals lifted off some country they colonise? These 👏🏻things👏🏻matter

Is Edward still alive, I feel like I haven't seen or heard about him in decades. I actually had a conversation with someone recently who (claimed)
not only had never heard of him but didn't believe he existed - a British person I hasten to add.

I only know about Edward v vaguely cause my granny used to go on about how he was a closet case. Couldn’t pick him out of a lineup tho, same goes for most of these and I’m p sure that’s not unusual

Literally the only thing I remember about Edward is the reference to him in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Can’t picture his face (if he even has one or exists)

he has the same face that all of them do

lol yeah it’s a shallow pool tbf. Do they attempt to replicate that, uh, distinctive royal look on Netflix

i think the technical term is 'the innmouth look'

innsmouth dammit

Edward is like the Palace equivalent of Addams Family's The Thing - but without any fingers. Just some diaphanous shape with no features or presence that even his mum can't remember birthing.

my important critical claims for this show are all on the corgis thread, i can't be bothered to port em over (also i haven't watched any of s3 yet)

tl;dr it's abt "duty vs the ones who fuck" -- the latter are relatable (or they were in the 50s, less so now obv) and so the former destroy them, except the former also cause them

Prince andrew “relatable” claims ilxor mark s

epstein did nothing wrong and the mayan calendar proves it

I think some Americans are fascinated by British royalty because our own have proven to be so lackluster. I mean even the buzz generated by the late addition of Kanye has kinda fizzled out at this point.

absolutely fucking dismal

The future King of England flipped off Donald J. Trump today. pic.twitter.com/Odakp3trpN

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) December 4, 2019

gaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Speaking of Cadet Bone Spurs.....................this..... pic.twitter.com/mVHQYZDkig

— WhatWorldDoYouWant? (@troublingtome) December 4, 2019

Who were the two people who voted for andrew?

in a just society, they'd all feel the steely kiss of the guillotine on their napes, but voting for textbook failson prince andrew for exemplifying everything that's wrong with monarchy (idiocy, incompetence, friendship with jeffrey epstein etc)

― the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 15:41 (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

AND I'D DO IT AGAIN IN A HEARTBEAT

Wait also do these people have last names? On wikipedia i just learned their last names aren’t windsor. It’s just strings of first names.

philip is a schleswig-holstein-sonderburg-glücksburg

Oh weird. That’s my last name too.

family is saxe-coburg und gotha but the namechange was i believe legal and official (as well as timely and urgent) so they actually ARE windsors now

another day, another royal link to child rapists

Friendship with Prince Charles made paedophile bishop Peter Ball 'impregnable' https://t.co/uJe3hY8xuH

— Guardian news (@guardiannews) January 14, 2020

He can certainly pick 'em. Bishop Peter Ball, that is.

not cool imo

What the actual fuck pic.twitter.com/5epTUdWgMW

— Rivkah Brown (@RivkahBrown) January 26, 2020

It's just symbolic, eh.

ffs! it's no wonder they want independence

Wait till you hear what happens to a house once the owner has been disappeared.

shit just got real

RIP. Heaven needed a human tampon.

brb gonna start manufacturing 'diana and charles: reunited in heaven' commemorative plates

I reckon the lizards have deliberately infected Charles, removing him from the succession at last.

the virus jumped from bat to man, and from man to lizard, and from lizard to bat again; but already it was impossible to say which was which
— george orwell, zoonotic farm

Chaz's tooth-brusher valet in self-isolation, emergency brush-training underway for the man who will be king

ffs no "looks like charles is getting coronated after all" jokes yet?

not even a special strain just for him

i keep reading this thread title in the Michael Palin in Life of Brian voice

theory: Prince Charles is a similar personality to Tony Benn in a lot of ways - in the later diaries Benn is forever coming up with plans and reports for how various problems could be solved, various institutions reformed and trying to press them into the hands of influential people in a way that reminds me of Charles and the black spider memos - this impression of frustration that they can't run things themselves, but coupled with untiring enthusiasm for their particular causes. I can imagine Charles looked on Benn's success in renouncing his peerage with envy - this impression that if only he wasn't cursed by being their heir to the throne then he'd be free to advocate for all his brilliant ideas without restraint. There's a bit in the diaries of Benn's personal friend and one-time political ally Chris Mullin where Mullin meets Charles and goes on at length about what a great guy he is, a serious thinker who is unfairly maligned, which seems a bit odd at first, but I think Charles reminds him of Benn. Maybe someone could write a novel set in an alternate timeline version of the 1980s where Charles becomes king and Benn becomes PM.