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ogmor, Friday, 4 January 2019 18:35 (one year ago) link

bear say hi to me

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 4 January 2019 18:36 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...


calumy (rip van wanko), Saturday, 16 February 2019 15:52 (one year ago) link


ciderpress, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 02:24 (one year ago) link

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Joris Stereo, Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:51 (one year ago) link


Joris Stereo, Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:52 (one year ago) link


Joris Stereo, Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:52 (one year ago) link

My gf is fat and she is getting fatter and fatter. How can I tell her she should lose weight without offenses?

Tell her before she gets a barrel for a body shape. (I am kidding. That's an exaggeration.)

The reason why she is not bothered by her gaining weight, is that she is either not aware of it, or she thinks that you don't mind.

So, let her know that she is gaining weight and that you mind.

Make it casual, over breakfast or something.

You : Honey, how's my omelette?

Gf : Mm, yummy.

You : Blablabla…

Gf : Blablabla…

Blablabla… : Blablabla…

Gf : (Stands to clear the dishes.)

You : That's one big ass you got there. Wait, wait, are you gaining weight?! * That way, it won't seem like you've known it for sometime, but have been afraid of telling it to her, as she looks gross with that weight. Rather, it will seem trivial.*

Gf : (Looks at her ass.) Nah, maybe my ass is just growing, that's all.

You : But, your legs too. And cheeks; they're getting chubby though lovely.

Gf : (Looking at herself.) Oh, f#ck. Yes, looks like I am gaining weight.

You : What do you say we start living more healthily around here.

Gf : As in?

You : Like let's sign up for the gym, cut on junk, etcetera.

Gf : You mean, I look bad this way?! Oh, f#ck!

You : No, no. Not at all, honey. You're as beautiful as always. It is just that I am concerned about your physical fitness and health. Say a snake went after you, how fast can you run? I love you and I can't afford to lose you.

Gf : Love you too. Okay, let's do that right away then. Come to think of it, I've been uncomfortable in a blanket these days. *Fat enables one to conserve more heat.*

Something like that.

soref, Monday, 4 March 2019 11:54 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

I don't know why I made this

skronktopia (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 4 April 2019 19:14 (one year ago) link

Gisalo songs always brought forth strong memories and emotions. When overcome with sadness, members of the host audience burst into tears and loud mournful wails that musically overlapped and merged with the song. Then, angered by the grief they had been made to feel, one would grab a resin torch from a bystander and rush out onto the dance floor to jam the flame into the dancer's shoulder. This repayment for the pain of the song would often set off a burst of mass whooping from the crowd, accompanied by stamping feet and snapping bowstrings. The dancer continued with total composure, seemingly unaffected by the crying and burning. But from that moment he would be bear the shoulder scars that reminded all that his performance had moved another to tears.

Milton Parker, Saturday, 6 April 2019 00:02 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...


Brown Powder
Brown powder heroin, which is produced in Mexico, is an increasingly common form of heroin. Brown powder used to be sold primarily in the western United States, but it is also showing up in cities in the Midwest and along the East Coast.

Often called Mexican brown, brown powder is more refined than black tar heroin but less expensive than white powder heroin. Some brown powder is created from black tar heroin that is crushed and cut with other additives to make it easier to snort.

Because it can be smoked or snorted and doesn’t have to be injected with a needle, brown powder has gained popularity among suburban teens and others who might never before have considered using heroin.

I want the shortest woman in the world to have a mech suit

ilm jive mind (FlopsyDuck), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 22:01 (one year ago) link


Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 25 April 2019 13:06 (one year ago) link


Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 25 April 2019 13:08 (one year ago) link


Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 25 April 2019 13:10 (one year ago) link



pplains, Friday, 26 April 2019 11:16 (one year ago) link

Would go to that gig.

Freddie Starr (Hitler in shorts) (Tom D.), Friday, 26 April 2019 11:18 (one year ago) link

you had me at "large rotating fangs"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 13 May 2019 06:22 (one year ago) link


Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 16 May 2019 17:52 (one year ago) link



― pplains, Friday, April 26, 2019 7:16 AM

my text

punning display, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 23:22 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

B b code

If I were a POLL I’d be Zinging (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 22 June 2019 03:25 (eleven months ago) link


Milton Parker, Monday, 1 July 2019 05:55 (eleven months ago) link


Milton Parker, Monday, 1 July 2019 05:56 (eleven months ago) link

one month passes...


Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 1 August 2019 16:16 (ten months ago) link

two months pass...


“Mount Trashmore,” an eight-story dump, contains almost every piece of garbage discarded on Grand Cayman since it went all-in on financial services in the 1960s.

johnny crunch, Friday, 18 October 2019 14:10 (seven months ago) link

two months pass...

what the fuck

Here's a lost scene from the movie Mac & Me in which Eric was shown getting shot in his wheelchair in full which was edited out for western audiences. This was only discovered recently when it was still found to be on the Japanese home media release pic.twitter.com/DopO2Uf42g

— Art of Lost and Cancelled Media (@ArtofLostandCan) January 4, 2020

hot nuts (small) (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 January 2020 13:28 (four months ago) link

paul rudd, you know what you have to do.

and yes biz gazzara, i know you are paul rudd

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 6 January 2020 15:45 (four months ago) link

god i wish

'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 January 2020 16:47 (four months ago) link

lol, that was EXACTLY my thought

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 6 January 2020 17:23 (four months ago) link

you wish i was paul rudd too?

'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 January 2020 19:10 (four months ago) link

yes, every night before i go to bed

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 6 January 2020 19:23 (four months ago) link

god willing one day we’ll both be blessed

'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 January 2020 20:02 (four months ago) link

so as not to clog up bands whose members' solo projects did not precipitate a break-up or split but wau

Church records in bold, mixed with side projects led by a Church member or featuring them doing their main thing for a full project. Margot Smith albums skipped bcz they usually have most of the Church on them. Kilbey projects noted with an asterisk. No digital-only releases or live albums or demo collections.

Of Skins And Heart 1981
Too Fast For You 2x7 1981
The Blurred Crusade 1982
Sing-Songs EP 1982
Seance 1983
Remote Luxury EP 1984
Persia EP 1984
Heyday 1985
Steven Kilbey ‎– This Asphalt Eden 3-song 7" 1985
Steve Kilbey ‎– Unearthed 1986
Marty Willson-Piper - In Reflection 1987
Peter Koppes ‎– When Reason Forbids - A Requiem EP 1987
Steve Kilbey ‎– The Slow Crack 1987
Steve Kilbey ‎– Earthed 1987
Starfish 1988
Damien Lovelock ‎– It's A Wig Wig Wig Wig World 1988
Peter Koppes ‎– Manchild & Myth 1988
Marty Willson-Piper - Art Attack 1988
Curious (Yellow) ‎– I Am Curious * EP 1988
Peter Koppes ‎– From The Well - 1989
Marty Willson-Piper - Rhyme 1989
Hex s/t * 1989
Steve Kilbey ‎– Transaction EP 1989
Jules Shear ‎– The Third Party 1989 (MWP)
Gold Afternoon Fix 1990
Steve Kilbey ‎– Remindlessness 1990
Hex - Vast Halos * 1990
The Deadly Hume ‎– The Hokey Pokey 7" 1990
Curious (Yellow) ‎– Charms & Blues * 1990
Steve Kilbey ‎– Narcosis EP 1991
Steve Kilbey ‎– Narcosis + EP (rel. 1997)
Steve Kilbey ‎– Narcosis + More EP (rel. 2004)
Jack Frost - Jack Frost 1991
All About Eve ‎– Touched By Jesus 1991
Priest = Aura 1992
Marty Willson-Piper - Spirit Level 1992
All About Eve ‎– Ultraviolet 1992 (MWP)
Seeing Stars - Seeing Stars 1993 (rel. 1997, MWP)
Sometime Anywhere 1994
Somewhere Else 1994
Fake s/t * 1994
Stephen Cummings ‎– Falling Swinger * 1994
Jack Frost - Snow Job 1995
The Well ‎– Water Rites 1995
Kev Carmody ‎– Images & Illusions * 1995
Magician Among The Spirits 1996
Stephen Cummings ‎– Escapist * 1996
The Refo:mation - Pharmakoi/Distance-Crunching Honchos with Echo Units 1997
Steve Kilbey & Russell P. Kilbey ‎– Gilt Trip 1997
Hologram Of Baal 1998
Peter Koppes - Love Era / Irony 1998
Cinerama ‎– Va Va Voom 1998 (MWP)
A Box Of Birds 1999
Tyg's In Space s/t 1999
Marty Willson-Piper - Hanging Out In Heaven 2000
Pennie Lennon ‎– Journeys * 2000
After Everything Now This 2001
Steve Kilbey ‎– Dabble 2001
Parallel Universe 2002
Peter Koppes ‎– Simple Intent 2002
Forget Yourself 2003
Steve Kilbey ‎– Freaky Conclusions 2003
Noctorum ‎– Sparks Lane 2003 (MWP)
Beside Yourself 2004
Isidore s/t * 2004
Isidore EP * 2004
Jammed 2004
El Momento Descuidado EP-ish 2004
Back With Two Beasts 2005
Uninvited, Like The Clouds 2005
The Saints ‎– Nothing Is Straight In My House 2005
Gilt Trip ‎– Egyptian Register * 2005
Blank & Jones with Steve Kilbey ‎– Revealed CD5 2005
The Woodenelves ‎– Trips Between Worlds 2006
Noctorum ‎– Offer The Light 2006 (MWP)
El Momento Siguiente EP-ish 2007
Mimesis ‎– Art Imitating Life * 2007
Marty Willson-Piper - Nightjar 2008
Steve Kilbey ‎– Painkiller 2008
Shriek OST 2009
Untitled #23 2009
Pangaea EP 2009
Operetta EP 2009
Deadman's Hand EP (rel. 2010)
Coffee Hounds 2xA 2009
Steve Kilbey ‎– Art, Man + Technology 2009
Steve Kilbey & Martin Kennedy ‎– Unseen Music Unheard Words 2009
GB3 / Steve Kilbey ‎– Damaged/Controlled 2010
Hammock ‎– Asleep In The Downlights EP 2011
Noctorum ‎– Honey Mink Forever 2011 (MWP)
Steve Kilbey and Ricky Maymi ‎– David Neil 'The Wilderness Years' 2011
Steve Kilbey & Martin Kennedy ‎– White Magic 2011
Steve Kilbey / Ricky Maymi / Adrian Hoffmann / Shaun Hoffmann ‎– Wilderness Years 2011
Pocket feat. Steve Kilbey ‎– Hear In Noiseville 12" 2011
Isidore ‎– Life Somewhere Else * 2012
Starling ‎– Semaphore * 2012
Steve Kilbey ‎– Garage Sutra 2012
Steve Kilbey & Martin Kennedy ‎– You Are Everything 2013
Steve Kilbey & Martin Kennedy ‎– Songs From The Real World (Commissioned Songs) 2013
Steve Kilbey ‎– The Idyllist 2013
Further / Deeper 2014
Steve Kilbey & Martin Kennedy ‎– Songs From The Real World Vol 2 (Commissioned Songs) 2014
Steve Kilbey ‎– Miscellanaea (Whispers In The Static) 2014
Martin Kennedy With All India Radio And Steve Kilbey ‎– The Rare Earth OST 2014
Steve Kilbey & Martin Kennedy ‎– Songs From The Real World Vol 3 (Commissioned Songs) 2015
KilbeyKennedy ‎– Inside We Are The Same * 2015
HuDost & Steve Kilbey ‎– The Word Is... 2015
HuDost & Steve Kilbey ‎– The Instrumental Word 2015
Speed Of The Stars s/t * 2016
Man Woman Life Death Infinity 2017
Steve Kilbey & Martin Kennedy ‎– Glow And Fade 2017
Steve Kilbey ‎– Sydney Rococo 2018
Steve Kilbey / Gareth Koch ‎– Lost At Sea / Broken Toys 2xA 2019
Kate Ceberano, Steve Kilbey & Sean Sennett - The Dangerous Age 2020

don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 13:19 (four months ago) link

two months pass...

The experimental setup. For clarity, the trombone and the mirror used to film the front and side views of the lip motion are not shown.

los blue jeans, Thursday, 19 March 2020 13:02 (two months ago) link

i want to know more about this experiment

Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 March 2020 14:41 (two months ago) link


Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 19 March 2020 15:11 (two months ago) link

it's not quite right, but I want to say, roughly, that I feel now like everyone else feels normally and I feel normally how everyone else feels now. I love the lockdown.

ogmor, Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:54 (two months ago) link

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