US Politics January 2019: we are #ready to drop something much, much bigger

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You posted that so I would spit on my monitor, right?

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 3 January 2019 01:43 (five years ago) link

Zinke's handwriting is kind of hard to read but I'm pretty sure that says "avaricious people," not "American people"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 3 January 2019 02:58 (five years ago) link

have they said what committees romney will be on?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 3 January 2019 04:45 (five years ago) link

Trump's already appointed him head of The Itty Bitty Mitty Committee.

Infidels, Like Dylan In The Eighties (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 3 January 2019 04:54 (five years ago) link

That cabinet meet today was great. When he used the phrase "We're not talkin' about..." at one point (in reference to what, I forget), I thought of Allen Iverson not-talking about practice.

clemenza, Thursday, 3 January 2019 07:13 (five years ago) link

"meeting"

clemenza, Thursday, 3 January 2019 07:14 (five years ago) link

According to CNN witches favor Democrats and they are offended that the Meuller investigation is described as a Witch Hunt. There is no reason for the witches to be offended because Witch Hunt derives from,for example,the Salem Witch Hunts where people were executed unjustly.

— Rudy Giuliani (@RudyGiuliani) January 3, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 January 2019 08:40 (five years ago) link

at what point do these people get laughed out of town??

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 January 2019 09:00 (five years ago) link

When the first missiles hit

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 January 2019 09:18 (five years ago) link

let the subpoenas roll!

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 3 January 2019 11:20 (five years ago) link

good morning!

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 January 2019 12:21 (five years ago) link

bring it

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 3 January 2019 12:50 (five years ago) link

"Mr Trump reportedly told Ms Pelosi she should support the wall as she was a "good Catholic" and the Vatican City had a wall."

L'assie (Euler), Thursday, 3 January 2019 13:31 (five years ago) link

got 'er

resident hack (Simon H.), Thursday, 3 January 2019 13:32 (five years ago) link

I hated border wall until I remembered that my house has walls now I am fan of border wall.

The Mandal Brah Set (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 January 2019 13:52 (five years ago) link

just don't call wall (or farmer subsidies) socialisms

https://www.truthdig.com/articles/thom-hartmann-the-gop-is-reviving-one-of-its-favorite-scams/

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 3 January 2019 13:55 (five years ago) link

"Mr Trump reportedly told Ms Pelosi she should support concentration camps as she was a "good Girl Scout" and Scouts go to camp."

L'assie (Euler), Thursday, 3 January 2019 13:57 (five years ago) link

"Mr Trump reportedly told Ms Pelosi she should support torture as she was a "good Jackson 5 fan" and "Torture" was a jam."

L'assie (Euler), Thursday, 3 January 2019 13:58 (five years ago) link

something there is that totally loves a wall, absolutely the best wall, just so good

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 January 2019 13:58 (five years ago) link

Who could hate wall, it start with same letter as water and everybody need water

I don't know how this fuckin' dumbshit manages to walk upright, I really don't.

The Mandal Brah Set (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 January 2019 14:01 (five years ago) link

Give'em hell, Mitt!

Senator-elect @MittRomney: I would vote for the border wall https://t.co/zYdIqx4TXf @TheLeadCNN

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) January 2, 2019

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 January 2019 15:05 (five years ago) link

20-foot jenga wall, my friend

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 January 2019 15:07 (five years ago) link

Who on earth honestly believed that Romney was going to diverge from the party line in any respect beyond incredibly meek resistance to Trumpism?

The Mandal Brah Set (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 January 2019 15:10 (five years ago) link

Morning Joe

frogbs, Thursday, 3 January 2019 15:15 (five years ago) link

Joe and Mika

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 January 2019 15:15 (five years ago) link

What is the name of this condition that, absent any solid supporting evidence, makes people think that someone is suddenly going to start behaving more virtuously than they've behaved for literally their entire adult life?

The Mandal Brah Set (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 January 2019 15:28 (five years ago) link

Getting born again

Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 January 2019 15:33 (five years ago) link

Magic UnderWall

Infidels, Like Dylan In The Eighties (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 3 January 2019 15:38 (five years ago) link

because maybe
mitt was gonna be the way that'd save me

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 January 2019 16:08 (five years ago) link

Mormon Mavericks should've been a sports team.

Yerac, Thursday, 3 January 2019 16:09 (five years ago) link

Mittens mostly objects to Yam's bad manners, like so many MSNBC watchers

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 January 2019 16:13 (five years ago) link

Trump never rose to the level of Presidency. he says the quiet parts out loud. otherwise he ok and I still agree with 99% of his policies.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 January 2019 16:17 (five years ago) link

"Trump"

The Shutdown is only because of the 2020 Presidential Election. The Democrats know they can’t win based on all of the achievements of “Trump,” so they are going all out on the desperately needed Wall and Border Security - and Presidential Harassment. For them, strictly politics!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 January 2019 16:18 (five years ago) link

Someday, researchers at major universities will study Trump's punctuation tics like archeologists do bones.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 January 2019 16:20 (five years ago) link

oh wow he dropped the October surprise almost two years early oh damn how will we ever

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 January 2019 16:20 (five years ago) link

xpost

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 January 2019 16:20 (five years ago) link

you have to admit trump's good at this

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 January 2019 16:20 (five years ago) link

I feel bad for him. He so desperately wants to toil in the arduous fields of governance but the dems just won't let him. He didn't become president just so he could lie around watching the tube and shoveling fistfuls of half-melted ice cream into his foodhole, people.

The Mandal Brah Set (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 January 2019 16:26 (five years ago) link

Nah

Οὖτις, Thursday, 3 January 2019 16:26 (five years ago) link

Xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 3 January 2019 16:26 (five years ago) link

yes shakey, donald trump is v bad at twitter, the facts are clearly with you

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 January 2019 16:28 (five years ago) link

Good at what, amping up his base? getting ratioed daily?

his 35% get sexually aroused even if a cat walks across his keyboard and clicks submit

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 January 2019 16:33 (five years ago) link

I'm sure a percentage of ILX gets sexually aroused by cat walk on keyboard too.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 January 2019 16:35 (five years ago) link

*raises hand sheepishly*

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 January 2019 16:36 (five years ago) link

Neanderthal yes both those things!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 January 2019 16:36 (five years ago) link

I did myself a favor and got permabanned from Twitter.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 January 2019 16:38 (five years ago) link

Hey Alfred, rrgrgrgrrijdddnfffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

(wink)

Evan, Thursday, 3 January 2019 17:10 (five years ago) link

there was some article on politico the other day (is it linked in this thread? idk) about how Trump has gotten *worse* at Twitter since becoming president. whatever that means. but yeah why does anyone care about it anymore, it's all just inconsequential noise

Οὖτις, Thursday, 3 January 2019 17:12 (five years ago) link

jfc stop with the "He's obv awful but you have to give him some credit on _____"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 3 January 2019 17:15 (five years ago) link

Hitler sure was good at speeches huh

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 3 January 2019 17:16 (five years ago) link


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