omniscient
meant omnipotent
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 23:43 (five years ago) link
i just started watching mcu movies after never having seen any and they've all been ok, this looks dumb as hell tho
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 23:48 (five years ago) link
If I wasn't familiar with the comics and just happened to be watching this movie and went into it cold it would be completely incomprehensible. who are all these people and why are there so fucking many of them? why should I care about any of them?
this is a redundant criticism
the whole point is that the audience has seen all the other movies
― Number None, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 23:49 (five years ago) link
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, January 2, 2019 3:48 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
actually ill go as far as to say that i actually liked guardians of the galaxy and spiderman: homecoming
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 23:50 (five years ago) link
that's a terrible way to make a movie imo, it can't stand on its own as a piece of work
xp
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 23:51 (five years ago) link
nn otm on that point
shakey otm about everything else
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 23:51 (five years ago) link
did u go into Superman 3 wondering why there was a d00d flying around in a red cape
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 23:54 (five years ago) link
it’s a pretty bad way to make a lot of comics, but here we arethey really should just number the main ones past a certain point because despite movies being “tangential” a bunch are essential. it’s a serial story across a franchise
― mh, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 23:54 (five years ago) link
some of the mcu ensemble movies work brilliantly tbh
some are a fuckin mess
they all suffer from presumed gravitas when really theyve the emotional depth of a medium-warm fart.
lots of the stand-alone ones are good tho. and the casting and quipping are fun
plots, as a rule, totally embarrassing
black panther, gotg2 and dr strange real low points, latest spiderman and thor/hulk prob best
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 23:55 (five years ago) link
the hyper-finely defined backgrounds and settings just made it incredibly ugly to look at imo, like they were trying to make up for a lack of storytelling ability, characterization, coherence, emotion or anything that makes movies interesting by cramming every single pixel of every frame with some bright and shiny doodad. It reminded me of 90s comics artists who seemed to think the pinnacle of comics art was using as many tiny lines as possible, or those guitar magazine metal guitarists that think every song should be non-stop shredding finger-tapping and whammy bar pulloffs. just stop it.
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 23:55 (five years ago) link
really they could just start putting “an avengers story” as a subtitle, awkwardly
― mh, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 23:56 (five years ago) link
it's clearly not a terrible way to make this particular movie. The resonance it has for fans is built on the many hours they've spent watching these characters prior to this. It's fine that it doesn't work for you, and your other criticisms are perfectly valid matters of taste, but to argue that the non-standalone nature of this movie is a failure is to fundamentally misunderstand what Marvel were attempting to achieve with it
― Number None, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 23:57 (five years ago) link
I liked the last Thor movie a lot! It had a self-contained story, characters with identifiable motives and relationships, a lot of character-driven humor, good art design underpinning it etc
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 23:58 (five years ago) link
the avengers throughline is a big challenge. it clunks now.
better when it can be referenced without the universe-threatening, dire consequences and contracted minimum screentime for each of seventy stars
cpt america movies probably achieve a good balance here?
avengers 1 was really good tho
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:00 (five years ago) link
they coulda spent 45 minutes recapping everything and then had a pop quiz afterwards before moving the story forward
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:00 (five years ago) link
I feel like the movies have become too true to the Avengers, which is the most boring team comic Marvel has ever done. That’s my challop
― mh, Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:00 (five years ago) link
haha that's totally true. the Avengers are such a non-entity as a team, there's no particular reason for any of those people to be together beyond "did not have own comic at the time"
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:02 (five years ago) link
X-Men, FF, hell even the Defenders have a better reason for existence
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:03 (five years ago) link
The resonance it has for fans
this is exactly why it fucking sucks! Cuz it's for "fans" and not, y'know, people.
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:04 (five years ago) link
second avengers was i think where it lost balance, i get that there were far reaching consequences for the group and the world arising from that plot but tbh it wasnt anything that hadnt been covered in cap movies and otherwise it was two hours of whizzing waste as described by shakey above. exhausting, lacking charm and honestly the cheapest "am i really meant to care about this death" gambit in manys the year
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:05 (five years ago) link
I read 40 random pages from the middle of this book and it made no sense whatsoever. F-!!!
― The Mandal Brah Set (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:05 (five years ago) link
it made 2 billion dollars. The fans are the people
― Number None, Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:08 (five years ago) link
that was a tenner each from the cast tbf
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:10 (five years ago) link
this is a funny point and makes me think it would be hilarious if they just released one long 16-hour Avengers movie, which would probably be 3 times as grueling as Shoah
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:10 (five years ago) link
I don't even know what 'fans' we're discussing here anyway. There are tons of kids who have grown up on this stuff who probably couldn't give two shits about the comics. These movies are def for those 'fans'.
― The Mandal Brah Set (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:11 (five years ago) link
nn if we set aside shakeys criticism based on walking in twenty hours in and being confused, what did you reckon of the latest avengers?
or gotg2
or bp?
or avengers2?
think they all suffered badly from a fair whack of his other points, like
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:13 (five years ago) link
Avengers 2 - awful
GOTG 2 - unpleasant
Black Panther - wildly overpraised, but better than most box office fare
Infinity War - largely did the job for me
― Number None, Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:16 (five years ago) link
black panther was a failure for me mainly because i found killmonger too sympathetic. also the art direction for wakanda seemed like it could've been more afrofuturistic
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:20 (five years ago) link
Usually when I've seen 1-2 movies in a series or franchise which I consider to be Not Good I tend to throw in the towel but hey if masochism is your kink who am I to judge really
― The Mandal Brah Set (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:21 (five years ago) link
out of the recent stuff I rate the last Spider-Man at the top just ahead of Ragnarok
have yet to see Spider-Verse
― Number None, Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:21 (five years ago) link
largely agreed with those ratings, im wait-and-see re infinity war
bp turned into a hot mess tho, shouldve been a triumph
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:23 (five years ago) link
― The Mandal Brah Set (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:21 (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
valid if there isnt twenty odd movies in the franchise which you know to vary wildly in quality, tone, scope, style and cast.
right?
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:24 (five years ago) link
tbc my problem w continuity and how incomprehensible it is was foregrounded in this movie by virtue of the fact that there are like literally two dozen protagonists. I get that the point was to tie all of the franchise together, but that is a *bad* point to make from a storytelling perspective - it just means there's too many fucking people and not enough screentime to make all of them consequential, or interesting, or worth including (beyond a wink-wink "spot the hero" cameo). It's just an extension of fanboy collector-mania ("collect them all!"), it runs counter to fundamental requirements of narrative.
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:25 (five years ago) link
even with something like LOTR, which had a similarly huge cast, the filmmakers were right to follow Tolkien's lead and make the hobbits the fulcrum of p much every narrative strand. that cut it down to four people you really follow, with these other ppl dodging in and out. in IW it's all flattened out, *everybody* gets their 15-minutes or whatever and it's just one half-baked course of bullshit after another.
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:27 (five years ago) link
Usually when I've seen 1-2 movies in a series or franchise which I consider to be Not Good I tend to throw in the towel
― The Mandal Brah Set (Old Lunch)
this is patently untrue based on your posting history
― sans lep (sic), Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:32 (five years ago) link
Spider Verse was 10x better than all the MCU shit I've seen tbh
― resident hack (Simon H.), Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:35 (five years ago) link
maybe that's pushing it but man they should stick to that style or a variant of it
there's an argument to be made that Infinity War is a post-narrative movie of sorts
Everyone get a quip or two, their splash page moment, and you fill in the rest based on what you know about them from their own films. It's essentially a delivery vehicle for these big "moments" - I guess more akin to a theme park ride or something
I definitely don't disagree that it's overstuffed, but as an attempt to realise the giant comics crossover on screen I think it's pretty successful (certainly more succesful than 99% of giant comics crossovers)
― Number None, Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:36 (five years ago) link
lotr had only nine really central characters, four of whom are comic relief and one of whom gets proper killed pretty quickly
i dont even know where youd begin totting up how many central characters avengers movies have, let alone the dozen-movie strands of backplot and supporting. im not convinced theres a way to make it work tbh.
should have started killing em off starting at avengers 2
xp i think nn is right. i just think its bad.
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:38 (five years ago) link
fuckin psyched for when abrams picks up wheel of time tho but
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:39 (five years ago) link
whedon
fuckin whatever
LOTR is also a direct adaptation of an existing three-act narrative (and it still managed to be unwieldy as fuck)
― Number None, Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:43 (five years ago) link
well jackson yknow
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:44 (five years ago) link
not someone I would invoke as an exemplar of narrative discipline alright
― Number None, Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:45 (five years ago) link
what a huge waste of resources, money and effort
why do you hate job creators
― j., Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:47 (five years ago) link
Fwiw I think giant crossover events suck in comics form too, for all kinds of reasons, some of which apply for films as well.Xps
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 3 January 2019 00:54 (five years ago) link
not someone I would invoke as an exemplar of narrative discipline alrightexcept that he was, right up until the first LOTR
― sans lep (sic), Thursday, 3 January 2019 01:01 (five years ago) link
that was a different guy
― Number None, Thursday, 3 January 2019 01:03 (five years ago) link
shakey and dm otmfm, I have been marched through these wastelands of CGI sludge and thumbnail plots by my otherwise delightful daughters, and nothing can redeem most of them
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 3 January 2019 01:19 (five years ago) link
oh dang the emperor has no clothes
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 3 January 2019 01:57 (five years ago) link