Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2019/01/01/how-trump-got-bad-at-twitter-223572

And he has begun to post stilted video messages, which feature him standing on the White House grounds or in front of a backdrop of flags. They feel a bit like hostage videos: a deadness in the eyes, an absence of joy.

j., Wednesday, 2 January 2019 01:51 (five years ago) link

nice

flappy bird, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 05:53 (five years ago) link

When has this man ever had joy in his eyes?

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 13:06 (five years ago) link

I thought i read that narcissists are like privately tormwntwd and dissatisfied.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 13:12 (five years ago) link

*tormented

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 13:15 (five years ago) link

Torrent?

DJI, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 16:16 (five years ago) link

it's like arthur c. clarke's famous observation: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

trump's law of the deal is that any sufficiently advanced *job creating* financial arrangement is indistinguishable from crime . . . and the liberals are just jealous / hate america!

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/dispatches/2019/01/02/how-russian-oligarchs-saved-trumps-financial-empire/

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 16:47 (five years ago) link

are we going to get tax returns in 12 minutes when the new congress convenes?

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 16:48 (five years ago) link

easy to hide if he's just taking them but railing adderall? idk. probably, if you're the president

just as a guy who used to snort a lot of adderall, meth, crushed up trucker speed, etc, it is just really hard for me to imagine the toll that shit would take on a 70-year-old body. old speed freaks are pretty hard to come by, I guess it could be different for rich people but like...proper speed jags leave you incapable of functioning & he doesn't even talk very fast.

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 17:03 (five years ago) link

it is just really hard for me to imagine the toll that shit would take on a 70-year-old body. old speed freaks are pretty hard to come by

Yeah, I don't see Trump having Lemmy's stamina.

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link

You must admit this is a good line, and as near to the truth as he comes. https://t.co/bbpnlFBqne

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) January 2, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 21:53 (five years ago) link

isn't that what Trump does

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 22:05 (five years ago) link

(sell real estate, I mean)

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 22:05 (five years ago) link

ostensibly

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 22:06 (five years ago) link

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current president of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

((O))_____((O)) (esby), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 22:14 (five years ago) link

i'd rather be a realtor in arizona than a dickhead billionaire sociopath in new york.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 22:21 (five years ago) link

not that flake is selling real estate. the burn was bad and stupid.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 22:21 (five years ago) link

"or whatever he's doing"

sort of an involuntary self-burn

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 22:47 (five years ago) link

How do you impeach a president who has won perhaps the greatest election of all time, done nothing wrong (no Collusion with Russia, it was the Dems that Colluded), had the most successful first two years of any president, and is the most popular Republican in party history 93%?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 4, 2019

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 4 January 2019 16:46 (five years ago) link

Wow.

The Mandal Brah Set (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 January 2019 16:49 (five years ago) link

I'm just waiting for the follow-up tweet where he mentions his superhuman strength, his record number of Academy Awards, and the fact that he's both the youngest and oldest person ever to have lived.

The Mandal Brah Set (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 January 2019 16:50 (five years ago) link

Let him host the Oscars... it's all he wants

flappy bird, Friday, 4 January 2019 17:01 (five years ago) link

Why do u wish for the producers of Green Book to sit through twenty two hours of incoherent bloviation before collecting their best picture award, why

The Mandal Brah Set (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 January 2019 17:09 (five years ago) link

ohhh how about Viggo hosting in character?

flappy bird, Friday, 4 January 2019 17:12 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

fuck this turd

j., Wednesday, 6 February 2019 02:19 (five years ago) link

cicero wept

j., Wednesday, 6 February 2019 02:30 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...
three months pass...

ctrl+f "Trump" on Google News homepage yields 27 hits. 4 of the 6 "Headlines" entries have his name in the headline.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 23:58 (four years ago) link

It's what he wanted

Tiltin' My Lens Photography (stevie), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 07:03 (four years ago) link

27 hits for "Trump" again today wtf

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 14:27 (four years ago) link

It's his world and we just live in it.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link

He might take issue with the ontological rigor of the latter half of your assertion.

Sly Bradbury's The Marion Cobretti-cles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 18:11 (four years ago) link

this guy sucks

maura, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 00:10 (four years ago) link

i vote dud

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 00:11 (four years ago) link

holding off on making any judgments until after his 2nd term

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 00:22 (four years ago) link

I'll admit, I do sometimes find him a little brash.

fetter, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 10:27 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Yiiiiiiiiiikes pic.twitter.com/aSe7gBPdrW

— Mark Roland (@MarkLafreniere) July 16, 2019

j., Wednesday, 17 July 2019 20:11 (four years ago) link

Dud

cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 21:02 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I'm not sure if this is supposed to be taken seriously or not but it actually seems like a decent explanation for a lot

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/08/what-if-donald-trump-is-just-blind.html

frogbs, Tuesday, 6 August 2019 22:13 (four years ago) link

can probably pinpoint exactly when it happened

https://cdn.geekwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-21-at-3.18.40-PM-630x530.png

frogbs, Tuesday, 6 August 2019 22:21 (four years ago) link

this is surreal and i feel like it should be more known about somehow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeQOJZ-QzBk

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 8 August 2019 14:00 (four years ago) link

compare and contrast this run-of-the-mill dumbass to the honking oaf currently in the oval office and tell me he's not seriously impaired

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 August 2019 14:07 (four years ago) link

that's another aspect that's notable. his analysis is like an 8th grader but it at least implies critical thinking skills and his speech is mostly lucid

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 8 August 2019 14:13 (four years ago) link

his vocabulary and rhetorical techniques are still as limited

"The word Rosebud has captivated movie goers, and movie watchers, for so many years, and to this day is perhaps the single word."

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 8 August 2019 17:39 (four years ago) link

last night I had a dream that Donald Trump was in my living room and I choked him to death by shoving a giant pile of used kleenex down his throat. For some reason he did not struggle. Then I threw his body in the street.

Οὖτις, Friday, 9 August 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link

classic shakey

mookieproof, Friday, 9 August 2019 15:06 (four years ago) link

not a single tissue voter I see

brownie, Friday, 9 August 2019 15:45 (four years ago) link

maybe it's time to buy one of those little wastebaskets

j., Friday, 9 August 2019 15:52 (four years ago) link


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