Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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Like I knew Frankfurter and Wiener but

imago, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 17:46 (five years ago) link

actually I only worked out Wiener when I went to Wien last year tbf

imago, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 17:47 (five years ago) link

Well that one’s news to me but considering how we pronounce it and what we call the city I think I can be forgiven for not being too quick on the draw.

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 1 January 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link

this is a thread of forgiveness

imago, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 17:55 (five years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/rsGN3CS.png

✈️✈️ (pplains), Tuesday, 1 January 2019 18:05 (five years ago) link

wait til ye figure out what the dubliners were named for

yis oaves

topical mlady (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 January 2019 18:10 (five years ago) link

Think abt if Kennedy gave the "I am a Berliner" speech in Hamburg

There is a schnauzer in my lederhosen (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 1 January 2019 19:40 (five years ago) link

was gonna post exactly that but think Eddie Izzard did that routine once

kinder, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 20:56 (five years ago) link

I learned today that in some countries some nappy brands make different nappies for boys and girls

kinder, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 21:27 (five years ago) link

Hate to be the one to tell you this but. Boys and girls are built differently, especially around the nappy region. The difference is salient. I speak from 11+ years of experience changing both sorts.

I don't love the trucks vs. princesses or Hulk vs. Barbie stuff, but I think it's reasonable to acknowledge that boy pee and girl pee go in different directions.

I was working as a waitress in an oxygen bar (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 1 January 2019 21:50 (five years ago) link

I've had two babies and I don't think I've ever seen separate nappies for sale! I mean, it makes sense. If I was doing reusables I'd pad them out differently. I suddenly panicked and wondered if I should've been paying attention to whether the baby on the packaging picture was a boy or girl.

kinder, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 22:58 (five years ago) link

They had separately gendered nappies available when my kids needed them, over 20 years ago.

Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Tuesday, 1 January 2019 23:02 (five years ago) link

that 'beaner' is a derogatory term used for people of hispanic origin

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 January 2019 17:16 (five years ago) link

never heard it either

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 17:17 (five years ago) link

It suddenly occurs to me that most slurs appropriately scan as something invented on the fly by a six-year-old who's inordinately impressed with his own 'cleverness'.

Love is Scarface (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 17:21 (five years ago) link

that 'beaner' is a derogatory term used for people of hispanic origin

I heard this all the time as a little kid so OL otm

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 9 January 2019 17:23 (five years ago) link

if i'd had to guess, i would have said it was a derogatory term for bostonians

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 January 2019 17:28 (five years ago) link

encountered "beaner" in plenty of US media from the other side of the planet

sans lep (sic), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 19:48 (five years ago) link

I've known about that all my life, but you all aren't the first to be surprised either.

http://blog.mlive.com/grpress/2008/06/changing_coffee_houses_name_wa.html

pplains, Thursday, 10 January 2019 02:14 (five years ago) link

impossible to avoid when Carlos Mencia was popular

flappy bird, Thursday, 10 January 2019 05:33 (five years ago) link

I only know it because the racist cop in breaking bad says it all the time

Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Thursday, 10 January 2019 07:43 (five years ago) link

When I was in junior high (1982-82) a local Cleveland DJ recorded a parody of Buckner & Garcia's "Pac-Man Fever" called "Beaner Fever," which was indeed about Mexicans. It got played over the Cleveland airwaves regularly.

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Thursday, 10 January 2019 14:05 (five years ago) link

I know the term from this classic

https://youtu.be/8iJMOBcPQyg

mick signals, Thursday, 10 January 2019 14:43 (five years ago) link

think I learned it from Cheech & Chong

frogbs, Thursday, 10 January 2019 14:46 (five years ago) link

I was thinking there was some sort of continental divide that lay between Mexico and Boston.

pplains, Thursday, 10 January 2019 14:56 (five years ago) link

impossible to avoid when Carlos Mencia was popular

and yet

mookieproof, Thursday, 10 January 2019 17:09 (five years ago) link

pplains exp matches my exp- 21 yrs all along mid-atlantic/ne seaboard i never heard it, but heard it in 90 soon after i landed in colo, took me a minute to even get what it meant.

around same time a midwesterner dropped “jew down” as a term for bargaining at me. it was new to me but i got it and objected immed. he really did seem shocked it was offensive.

Hunt3r, Friday, 11 January 2019 02:46 (five years ago) link

pplains exp matches my exp- 21 yrs all along mid-atlantic/ne seaboard i never heard it, but heard it in 90 soon after i landed in colo, took me a minute to even get what it meant.

around same time a midwesterner dropped “jew down” as a term for bargaining at me. it was new to me but i got it and objected immed. he really did seem shocked it was offensive.

Hunt3r, Friday, 11 January 2019 02:46 (five years ago) link

i gave up the zing app as a resolution and now i’m double posting bad memories in chrome yay

Hunt3r, Friday, 11 January 2019 02:50 (five years ago) link

no dude, your post was just that booming

flappy bird, Friday, 11 January 2019 04:51 (five years ago) link

Narcissus and daffodil are, broadly speaking, the same plant.

So the story about Sigmund Freud presenting Virginia Woolf (his English publisher) with a narcissus? It seems rather more homey and pedestrian than I'd been led to imagine. He needn't have consulted a botanist or florist. He probably didn't intend some grand statement based on mythology and psychology. He probably wasn't trying to subtly throw shade on her.

Indeed, he might have just hastily scooped up something from the Woolfs' dooryard, a few minutes before their meeting.

A whole allegedly revealing anecdote, undone by simple taxonomy.

Twas in the fleek midwinter (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 12 January 2019 00:09 (five years ago) link

sometimes a daffodil is just a daffodil

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Saturday, 12 January 2019 00:28 (five years ago) link

Only today discovered that the British employment of 'corn' may refer more broadly to a variety of grain, which clears up what I'd previously believed to be confusingly-anachronistic pre-1492 references to the existence of maize in Europe.

A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Saturday, 12 January 2019 00:29 (five years ago) link

TIL that Duplo blocks are called Duplo because they are double the dimensions of Lego blocks.

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Monday, 14 January 2019 14:54 (five years ago) link

Yesterday I noticed that the logo of Domino’s Pizza is a domino

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 14 January 2019 15:51 (five years ago) link

There was also a short-lived product line called Quatro.

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, 14 January 2019 15:51 (five years ago) link

I must have heard the Nick Cave song "The Mercy Seat" dozens of times and I only just learned that in the song the seat is God's throne as well as the electric chair. Never knew about the throne meaning and always thought it just referred to the electric chair.

the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 10:08 (five years ago) link

I assume the Mercy Seat title given to the electric chair was originally a pun on the God's throne thing. As in it was ironically applied knowing its prior usage. Not that it was named after a supposedly humane way of dispensing with unwanted criminals who might reoffend if ever let back out into the public.
I heard the guillotine was partially used because it was developed as a more humane method of dispatch.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 14:59 (five years ago) link

Gylfi Sigurdsson's actual name is Gylfi Sigurðsson.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Saturday, 26 January 2019 19:26 (five years ago) link

I thought eths were pretty consistently misspelled and mispronounced as dees by English speakers and it was just the way it was, no?

flamboyant goon tie included, Saturday, 26 January 2019 21:51 (five years ago) link

vin diesel and paul giamatti are the same age

“I'm the sexy gorilla and I'm going to hell“ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 26 January 2019 21:55 (five years ago) link

You mean Vin ðiesel

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 26 January 2019 21:56 (five years ago) link

I thought eths were pretty consistently misspelled and mispronounced as dees by English speakers and it was just the way it was, no?

Probably but kinda weird as the ð sound is pretty damn common in English!

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Saturday, 26 January 2019 22:16 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/rTPU9Mn.jpg

That this isn't a photo of the U.S. Embassy in Saigon, but of an apartment building just down the street.

pplains, Sunday, 27 January 2019 15:52 (five years ago) link

xp that is very true we should be just writing eths as "th" the way we do with Þs I suppose, and œ'ing the ös if we're gonna be real, Bjœrk Guthmansdottir maybe. Looks like a brand of cigarette, guess I'm thinking of Roðmans

flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:34 (five years ago) link

It is always so interesting to me to see the character equivalencies between Germanic languages, y = ÿ = ij, å = oa, etc.

flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:36 (five years ago) link

Hi everyone I've had a smart phone for seven years and today I accidentally found out how to do emoji on my phone keyboard

kinder, Friday, 1 February 2019 14:52 (five years ago) link

In 25+ years of listening to Pretty Vacant, this had never occurred to me:

The song gained attention for vocalist John Lydon's phrasing of the word "vacant", emphasising the last syllable to sound like the vulgar word cunt.

peace, man, Friday, 1 February 2019 15:15 (five years ago) link

Lol really?

Brex Avery (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 February 2019 15:21 (five years ago) link

Huh, that never occurred to me, either.

This might not count since it's only been true for about three years, but I just learned today that Jerry Hall is married to Rupert Murdoch. Don't know how I missed it, guess I never pay attention to either one of them.

I don't come off well (Dan Peterson), Friday, 1 February 2019 15:21 (five years ago) link


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