Bait My Clickhole

https://www.clickhole.com/hot-hot-hollywood-armie-hammer-has-removed-his-toupee-1829588651?utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_source=Twitter&utm_campaign=SF&utm_content=Main

i love the latest house style, and this might be their best headline yet

agreed, a real corker

This Will Change the Way You Watch 'O Brother, Where Are Thou?' pic.twitter.com/jK5s1MjESw

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) January 22, 2019

Neat!

dying @ five dollar foot long

v glad to finally learn what the new deal was

https://www.clickhole.com/foodies-rejoice-this-chef-make-a-hamburger-1832468254

https://www.clickhole.com/girl-power-american-girl-has-released-a-new-doll-who-w-1832277584

brutal

oooof

Her full set includes a newspaper with a front page story about Rosa Parks that she cut out in order to save a story about a local animal shelter from the other side of the page, plus a trophy that her softball team won in their all-white youth league.

Fighting Harassment: Twitter Will Now Only Allow Users To Tweet, ‘Die, Bitch’ To Bitches Who Should Die https://t.co/xj0O5BBc0d pic.twitter.com/avUs53JESv

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) February 19, 2019

good pitch honestly https://www.clickhole.com/lucky-to-be-alive-harrison-ford-got-his-sleeve-caught-1832659778

I loled

I'd watch that movie

https://lifestyle.clickhole.com/get-horny-on-these-6-pictures-of-lust-despot-channing-t-1825121420

whoever writes these has the best style on clickhole

:D

https://www.clickhole.com/hey-can-you-watch-my-stuff-1825121034

this is so good

https://www.clickhole.com/5-signs-your-son-didn-t-pull-the-correct-lessons-from-w-1833546126

https://www.clickhole.com/now-that-univision-isn-t-our-corporate-owner-anymore-w-1833891542

Diversity Fail: Admissions Statistics Show That More Than 90% Of Harvard’s Incoming Freshman Class Is Made Up Of Nerds https://t.co/lThpwu2BPQ pic.twitter.com/ABY1m99qrf

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) April 23, 2019

In 1999, a man wanted to create a foul-tasting donkey poison to kill the noisy donkeys that were living in his house. Today, we call that donkey poison Cap’n Crunch cereal, and we eat it on Memorial Day to punish ourselves for sending our sons and daughters to war.

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) May 8, 2019

The whole Cap’n Crunch day has been outstanding.

I like to think that whoever came up with this story idea spent the rest of the day on the street, high-fiving strangers

I Put On A Fat Suit To Understand What It’s Like To Be Your Mom https://t.co/HqzCyD6GkY pic.twitter.com/5e4Glh3NUA

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) May 12, 2019

it's a classic

Beachgoer Tries To Let The Predator Know There’s A Tampon String Hanging Out Of His Bathing Suit But The Predator Assumes She’s An Attacker And Maces Her pic.twitter.com/WzIYjWWJjV

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) July 17, 2019

https://www.clickhole.com/5-episodes-of-diners-drive-ins-and-dives-where-guy-f-1835414934

Jesus Christ lmao

hahahahaha

Powerful: This Digital Simulation Of A Democrat And A Republican Understanding Each Other Will Fill You With Hope pic.twitter.com/mGDkFXTbJI

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) September 25, 2019

https://lifestyle.clickhole.com/legal-quandary-these-two-brothers-have-been-looking-at-1835751651

https://lifestyle.clickhole.com/5-times-he-come-in-looking-all-huge-with-his-jiggling-f-1840489605

Teacher's pet!

That Diners & Drive-ins article is so good.

Cards Against Humanity closed a deal to purchase @ClickHole! They will operate independently as a majority employee-owned company. We are extremely honored and excited to support the ClickHole team. https://t.co/QySRwH4lUj

— Max Temkin (@MaxTemkin) February 3, 2020

Truly Depressing: This Elderly 36-Year-Old Man Is Babbling Incoherently About Something Called ‘My Bloody Valentine’ https://t.co/gniXtih0cL

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) June 17, 2020

was this written as a direct personal attack on ilx?

i guess not since it's 36-year-old man and not 46-year-old man

i guess not since it's 36-year-old man and not 46-year-old man

― na (NA), Wednesday, June 17, 2020 12:50 PM

was this written as a direct personal attack on ilx?

While funny, it's kind of hardtimes-ish. I prefer my Clickhole more absurd and less on the nose.

The design since they relaunched makes it look more than ever like sort of cheapo Outbrain Taboola thing

I'm glad these guys are posting funny shit on Instagram again but it sucks that their new majority employee-owned status comes via the Cards Against Humanity creep

🧵 Lots of people love Cards Against Humanity (and follow Max Temkin) so let me give you a handful reasons why you should STOP SUPPORTING them immediately.

Max is an abuser. The toxic culture at CAH had horrifying impact on many employees. #CAHisOver

— fantastic ms. (@fox) June 11, 2020

"Elderly 36 Year-Old Man" is def funnier than "Elderly 46 Year-Old Man" but yeah, if you're 36 now Loveless came out when you were like 7.

Joke's on them, I'm 35 and my recurrent challop is that MBV are dece but overhyped and the s/t is the best thing they've ever done because at least half the songs on Loveless are either middling or cloying or both.

in "part ownership by a prick, majority ownership by employees" vs "complete ownership by a media conglomerate" I'd go with the former easily tbh

CAH is a bad game but i read that twitter thread twice and could not figure out what crime was perpetrated against this employee - or at least she didn't substantiate it in the screenshots she chose to include.

https://clickhole.com/fuck-you-were-putting-family-guy-at-number-1-on-this-list-of-best-tv-shows-ever-and-the-sopranos-isnt-even-on-it-whatre-you-gonna-do-blow-up-our-office-we/

it really bothers me that they didn't italicize Six Feet Under, and that they picked Wings over Empty Nest, Evening Shade, Life Goes On, and Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place, which are all better shows.

me every time a post i make doesn't get excelsiored: https://clickhole.com/aw-so-sweet-this-32-year-old-thought-of-the-cleverest-little-joke-to-post-on-social-media/

Does the Excelsior Thread still exist?

So good

https://clickhole.com/6-myths-about-the-vagina-that-lucas-has-already-debunked-at-13-years-old-dudes-an-absolute-legend/?fbclid=IwAR1iycj-BywjzIdpK6BxFJWrjZzRBsbvV8G1iIfiPSh81twbHUzR53ChUbs

So i know they have the new owners, but Clickhole is just not funny since restarting (have only laughed at recycled posts). Or am I just reading the new ownership into it?

So i know they have the new owners, but Clickhole is just not funny since restarting (have only laughed at recycled posts). Or am I just reading the new ownership into it?