Let's discuss AQUAMAN movie.

Boxofficemojo's pun headline is "Aquaman Floats to Top of Box Office". um....

Still startled this film exists

This movie was okay. The short term memory thing didn’t bother me; I do that with names all the time.

I enjoyed the hell out of this. It’s every blockbuster ever made mashed up into a colorful, ridiculous movie loaf. It doesn’t always gel or make much sense but I was never bored, which is more than I say for a lot of recent superhero movies.

Also I can’t possibly dislike a movie with a drum-playing octopus in it.

Jesus christ can we please less plot

terrible movie