Make a Song Title More Reasonable

Pathetically, every time this thread gets revived I have to go back and read all my past submissions and laugh at my own jokes.

But c'mon, Neil Young - "Cortez the Jolly Good Fellow" is fucking funny.

Wings covering the song wouldn't make it more reasonable.

leopard skin pill box socks

Cher - 'If I Could Turn Back Time I'd Shoot Hitler'

Toploader - 'Beating Up The Singer From Toploader In The Moonlight'

Meatloaf - 'One Out Of Three Is Satisfactory'

i immed think "one out of three is way above the mendoza line"

John Cale - themanwhocouldntaffordto.org

lol

Sigala & Becky Hill - 'I Think You Smell'

Megadeth - Symphony of Indigestion

Andrew W.K. - Party Responsibly

Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion - WAP (Wet Aquatic Plants)

The Cure - Just Like Hackney
The Smiths - Heaven Knows I'm A Little Upset Now
New Order - The Better-Than-Expected Kiss
Psychedelic Furs - Pretty In Most Colors
Siouxsie and the Banshees - The Staircase (No Really, It's Just A Staircase)

G.G. Allin - Feed My Duc

Public Enemy - 911 Isn't As Good As It Should Be

NWA - Fund Tha Police

marvin gaye — inner city blues (make me upset)

Swell maps - let's build a bridge
Swell maps - let's buy a car

Swell Maps - Regular Submarine

Phil Collins - Combing Through My Hair Tonight

The Verve - Symphony in E

Peaches - Read a Good Book the Pain Away

The Verve - Bittersweet Royalty Split

Chic - Sway Sway Sway (Yowsah Yowsah Yowsah)

The Verve - Bittersweet Royalty Split

oh this is good

Of Montreal - Endure Wearing Slightly Uncomfortable Clothing and Skipping a Few Meals a Week For Fashion

Yoko Ono - I Felt Like Slapping My Forehead With the Back of My Hand

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 29 May 2009 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

Also got a chuckle out of both this post + my old DN

Arcade Fire - "My Body is a Concern"

― I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Wednesday, August 25, 2010 3:45 PM (ten years ago) bookmarkflaglink

NWA - Fund Tha Police

― chap, Friday, September 25, 2020 2:42 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Fuck Tha Mall Security Guard

Portion Control

WAP. Wet Ass Parka

Walking Around the Christmas Tree

I Saw Mommy Chatting Politely with Santa Claus

I'm Good Friends With My Car

I'm in Love with My Car (But Not in a 'Titane' Sort of Way)

The Stone Roses, 'I Wanna Be Ignored'

Nelly Furtado (or Hall & Oates if you prefer), 'Spameater'

G.G. Allin - Hug My Ass, It's Swell

Taylor Swift - 'Louvre' (whether that means The Louvre or the style of windows/doors that's left up to the reader)

Pink Floyd - Have a Banana

“I am the fuckin’ Walrus”

“Paperback Reader”

lol!

Five Nights at Freddie's Tie-In Trade Paperback Writer

Is there a Penelope Fitzgerald reference in there?

“I am the fuckin’ Walrus”

Peckish Like the Wolf
Renter of a Lonely Heart
The Somewhat Forgotten Fire
At My Most Passable
Funny How Time Passes at a Normal Rate (When You're Having a Reasonable Day)

Because the Pawn