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ENEMA MINE

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 21 March 2005 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link

i only signed up for a myspace profile so i was permitted to look at profiles of hot half naked 22 yr olds. my only friend is tom

-- Hella Fitzgerald (jaso...), January 19th, 2005. (JasonD)

The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I saw that.

Victor Mackulous (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:37 (nineteen years ago) link

JD: well become friends with your wife and i will find you dude.

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:39 (nineteen years ago) link

BECOME FRIENDS WITH YOUR WIFE PLEASE

Victor Mackulous (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, if you can't be friends with your wife then what kind of person are you.

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Phil Hartman

Victor Mackulous (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:44 (nineteen years ago) link

BITCH STOLE MY (OLD) NAME!

The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:55 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG THERE ARE 35 JAXONS! (and none of them are me), although i wish i was this one

The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:58 (nineteen years ago) link

LDollyVita

Hi I live in Rochester Ny .. In to latex and Rubber fashion and play and I do mean play Meow .... I also like Gothic and fetish art and all things tight and shiny and Rubber . A few of the little things that I am in to are Castles , Vampier movies and Old Vincent price movies .... I love to shop and Big fan of big chunky knee boots and lots of latex catsuits haha !! I love Dark wave , Trance , techno , and synth pop .. Big fan of Lords Of Acid .. So any Lords fan'd please do get back .... Sorry this is so short but if you want to know more I guess you will have to email me now wont ya !! Rubber Hugs Kat
7:46:45 PM
exmachina

UHHH
7:47:10 PM
LDollyVita

he requested to be my myspace friend
7:47:13 PM
LDollyVita

THIS IS WHAT GIRLS HAVE TO DEAL WITH CONSTANTLY

Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 00:47 (nineteen years ago) link


Whom I'd like to meet:
Let's see I would like to meet women that are in to the Rubberist life style and seen as i am ... Also some one that is reall and know's waht she wants . will not play games and in time would want to be best friends and form a bond and more ... It would be nice to talk to people also that are in to latex and rubber and all things kinky and frealy haha . Any Nice Rubberist Females out there get back and I would love to chat and may be more . I am switch ....

Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 00:51 (nineteen years ago) link

http://c.myspace.com/00027/59/03/27683095_l.jpg

Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 00:53 (nineteen years ago) link

ok i don't care if people cut themselves, but that looks infected and she needs a tetanus shot right now.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 01:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, I love Britney too!

Victor Mackulous (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 03:24 (nineteen years ago) link

A boy actually called me on the phone to thank me for a myspace comment yesterday.


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roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 15:07 (nineteen years ago) link

thats so nice it's...creepy

latebloomer: damn cheapskate satanists (latebloomer), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 18:06 (nineteen years ago) link

http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&entryID=1220910&groupID=100002534&Mytoken=20050322100151

"what are the two most diverse bands you listen to?"

I Want Some Edible Underpants (M/19) answers:

Between the Buried and Me, The Locust.

latebloomer: damn cheapskate satanists (latebloomer), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 18:08 (nineteen years ago) link

hannah has invited you to join PEEING IN GIRLS on MySpace.

MySpace Groups allow users to communicate on message boards, share pictures, journals and network.

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Sunday, 27 March 2005 23:22 (nineteen years ago) link

tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 28 March 2005 00:16 (nineteen years ago) link

we're friends with a southern rock and roll camp for girls. there needs to be a noize edition.
m.

starring msp as boingboing.net feed (msp), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:34 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS IDENTITY THIEFING BARELY LEGAL SLORE:

http://www.myspace.com/nickalicious

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 31 March 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

i m on myspace

Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Thursday, 31 March 2005 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link

GYGAX!

I totally just found my brother on myspace hahahahahahaha!

DO i LINK IT????

Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Thursday, 31 March 2005 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link

N1CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 31 March 2005 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link

"hey there!

I know this is kinda random, but ive recently been admitted into U Rochester and im just trying to get some feedback from anyone i can. I am from SUNNY southern california and have never experienced snow...
I am completely confused about attending there and thought that it would be helpful to ask people who already attended to tell me a little about it. I hope this isnt like really annoying. Anything that you could say about rochester will help
thanks a million :] "


omg i am going to write back and tell her how awful roch is and to run the fuck away!

tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 2 April 2005 03:25 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.myspace.com/lanceromance

FUCK YES

absolutego (ex machina), Monday, 4 April 2005 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link

From: Charlie Dye
To: Yamantaka Eye
Subject: did you sing with naked city?
Message: maybe we could hang out sometime and talk about music. or even make some music if you're willing!? i'm a drummer down at eastman.

charlie

The Scottish Restauranteer (ex machina), Monday, 11 April 2005 05:51 (nineteen years ago) link

omg nick I didn't know you got surgery while you were in texas!!

sugarpants: bea arthur's secret lover (sugarpants), Monday, 11 April 2005 11:25 (nineteen years ago) link

jon did you make a profile for eye?
hahaha.

if i remember correctly, that kid charlie = stoner jazz major that lots of girls thought was cute and "sooo cool"

tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 11 April 2005 12:37 (nineteen years ago) link

avorite Music: John Coltrane, Ornette Coleman, Albert Ayler, Bill Frisell, Ben Monder, Pat Metheny, John Scofield, Art Ensemble Of Chicago, Charles Mingus, Thelonious Monk, Misha Mengelberg, Keith Jarrett, Bill Evans, Brad Mehldau, Chick Corea, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Dave Holland, Ellery Eskelin, Pachora, John Zorn, Peter Gabriel, Laurie Anderson, The Police, Paul Simon, James Taylor, Nick Drake, Vance Gilbert, Damien Rice, Colin Hay, Red House Painters, Rufus Wainwright, The Flaming Lips, They Might Be Giants, Wilco, Meshuggah, Bjork, Radiohead, Sigur Ros, Mum, Mogwai, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, The Roots, Common, A Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Talib Kweli, Brian Eno, Steve Roach, Spring Heel Jack, Squarepusher, Steve Reich, Terry Riley, Philip Glass, Louis Andriessen, Michael Gordon, Elliott Carter, Gyorgy Ligeti, Iannis Xenakis, George Crumb, John Cage, Charles Ives, Igor Stravinsky, Mats/Morgan, Frank Zappa, Balinese Gamelan, Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, Black Uhuru, Fela Kuti, Shakti, Ravi Shankar, Hariprasad Chaurasia, Zakir Hussain, Respect Sextet, Kneebody, Jerseyband, Jack DeJohnette, Elvin Jones, Tony Williams, Art Blakey, Max Roach, Rashied Ali, Milford Graves, Ed Blackwell, Billy Higgins, Jimmy Cobb, Joey Baron, Jim Black, Susie Ibarra, John Hollenbeck, Kenny Wollessen, Bill Stewart, etc.

The Scottish Restauranteer (ex machina), Monday, 11 April 2005 12:58 (nineteen years ago) link

If you check out every musician that Naked City ever thanked, covered or paid tribute to, you'll discover Ives, Messiaen, Debussy, Morricone, Mancini, John Barry, Ornette Coleman, Charles Mingus ("on Candid"), Eric Dolphy, Tony Williams' Lifetime, Live Skull, Blind Idiot God, Napalm Death, the Boredoms, Hüsker Dü, Derek Bailey, Larry Ochs, Carole King, Morton Feldman, and Funkadelic.

But nobody outside of music school gearhead bands says they're influenced by Naked City.

The Scottish Restauranteer (ex machina), Monday, 11 April 2005 13:05 (nineteen years ago) link

what is naked city?

xcharltonlidox (gareth), Monday, 11 April 2005 13:11 (nineteen years ago) link

oh, its Zorn isnt it?

xcharltonlidox (gareth), Monday, 11 April 2005 13:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Read one pitchforkmedia.com

The Scottish Restauranteer (ex machina), Monday, 11 April 2005 13:13 (nineteen years ago) link

do i have to?

xcharltonlidox (gareth), Monday, 11 April 2005 13:33 (nineteen years ago) link

nedraggett, RI?

latebloomer: strawman knockdowner (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 April 2005 22:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Show Calendar:
...
05/04/05 - DJ eYe - 8 Hour DJ set (midnight-8am) @ Tsurunoma (Osaka)
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gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 14 April 2005 22:05 (nineteen years ago) link

http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://myspace.com

SMELLY MY... (Thor), Monday, 18 April 2005 19:29 (nineteen years ago) link

amazing

Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 00:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Subject: RE: RE: RE: FRIEND REQUEST
Body: MMM I know I am ugly yeeeee hawwww! You look like butt cheese!

sincerely,
UGLY BITCH

P.s...
GO FUCK YOURSELF!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: JW
Date: May 1, 2005 2:10 AM

jealous of boring uglies with bad taste from the internet?

i don't even think she knows i am on here.

anyway, wtf is the point of asking someone you don't know to be your internet "friend" after NOT EVEN FUCKING TALKING TO THEM

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Casie
Date: May 1, 2005 2:06 AM

wow,, someone has a jelous girlfriend!! hahahahaha hardy harr harr harrrrrrrr

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: JW
Date: May 1, 2005 12:26 AM

FUCK YOU


http://k00083.myspace.com/00083/27/33/83213372_l.jpg

Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Sunday, 1 May 2005 14:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Kelly has posted a new comment about you on MySpace!

According to your privacy settings, all comments must be approved by you before they appear on your profile.

Kelly's Comment:

"Remember that time we drank wine under that bridge and you found a pill in your pocket and ate it and you knew every song I've ever heard and who sings it.

You're a good man."

Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Sunday, 1 May 2005 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link

jesus christ

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 2 May 2005 00:26 (eighteen years ago) link

gang of (gay) fonzies

Andre Dawson (deangulberry), Monday, 2 May 2005 00:29 (eighteen years ago) link


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