RIDING GIANTESS

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http://www.northernway.org/school/onw/folk/MapleleafWarrioress.jpg

ian, Thursday, 5 April 2007 04:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm surprised that's not from some white nationalist site

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 5 April 2007 05:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Es0teric Theological Seminary, Est. 1987 at northernway.c0m?
Who's to say it's not?

sexyDancer, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

oh internet
this descriptive sentence was kinda worth clicking on the link though:
Victoria Si1vstedt with exposed hooter sucking on a loopop unaware of the tiny man on the stem of it.

rrrobyn, Thursday, 5 April 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Eva Mendes eatting someone

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/83/249016226_9abb87ba9c.jpg

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

first noise thread i ever posted to (with a tripod picture that didn't work)

jergïns, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...

ARE YOU A TRIPSTER?!?!?! OMG WTF LOL

jaxon, Monday, 9 July 2007 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Ha! I saw the original GIANTESS at the BOA show, too.

sexyDancer, Monday, 9 July 2007 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

YEAH I READ BOING BOING TOO

sexyDancer, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Update: Latest issue of THE ALL NEW ATOM features some heavy giantess-on-Atom action.

http://www.dccomics.com/comics/?cm=8323

ian, Monday, 12 November 2007 21:09 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I have attracted 3 girls in a row over 5'10"

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 23:16 (sixteen years ago) link

just because you hit on someone, it doesn't mean you attracted them.

ian, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 23:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Ian have you ever been inside a bar?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 23:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Your memory that bad, jonny?

ian, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 23:21 (sixteen years ago) link

I have been drinking

so much

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 23:21 (sixteen years ago) link

tall girls have longer legs
but short girls have shorter vaginas

bell_labs, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 23:23 (sixteen years ago) link

(or so i have been told)

bell_labs, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 23:24 (sixteen years ago) link

What are your thoughts on men who date women under 5'2"?
What are your thoughts on me who date asian women?
Where should I have dinner?
Who wants to get drinks?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 23:25 (sixteen years ago) link

me who date asian women

nickalicious, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 23:28 (sixteen years ago) link

pow pow zing zing zing

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link

shorter vaginas?

hstencil, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:42 (sixteen years ago) link

i was told that on gchat today!

bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:46 (sixteen years ago) link

i dont think thats true

max, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:47 (sixteen years ago) link

stuck tampons

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:47 (sixteen years ago) link

tell me more

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:47 (sixteen years ago) link

I think it is true a bit

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:47 (sixteen years ago) link

i am not even sure what it is supposed to mean.

hstencil, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:52 (sixteen years ago) link

HIT THE WOMB

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:09 (sixteen years ago) link

please don't hit the womb :o

bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:15 (sixteen years ago) link

I'n holding back here

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:27 (sixteen years ago) link

err on this thread

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Did you get a tampon stuck in you JW? :(

Abbott, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:29 (sixteen years ago) link

http://gawker.com/news/williamsburg/williamsburg-tampon-finally-unstuck-247401.php

^ joel's friend, v short

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:30 (sixteen years ago) link

i guess they had to take the photo down.

hstencil, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:50 (sixteen years ago) link

also i'd think being, um, "short" would mean being less likely to get stuck? i dunno, whatevers.

hstencil, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:52 (sixteen years ago) link

the photo is in wboard

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:54 (sixteen years ago) link

caverns of mars

bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:55 (sixteen years ago) link

http://2600connection.atari.org/conquest.jpg

bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:58 (sixteen years ago) link

http://webs.lander.edu/rsfox/rsfoximages3/onychop19_x480_x_360x.gif

ian, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.actiontao.com/news/news.jpg

ian, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:06 (sixteen years ago) link

http://data1.blog.de/blog/k/kikita/img/men-women.jpg

ian, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:07 (sixteen years ago) link

http://io.uwinnipeg.ca/%7Esimmons/images/lb6fig7b.gif

ian, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:10 (sixteen years ago) link

^^^i'd hit it

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:12 (sixteen years ago) link

like throwin a hotdog down a hallway

bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:12 (sixteen years ago) link

from now on my go to GIS for weird shit is gonna be "short vagina"

ian, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Is She a Good Fit?

If a woman has a small mouth and short fingers she will have a small, short Vagina. A good fit for a short penis and not recommended for a large penis.

If she has big, thick lips, her Vagina is will be wide and thick.

If she has deep set eyes, her Vagina will be deep.

A woman with 'skinny' eyelids, will have a deep Vagina.

A woman with thick fleshy eyelids will have a short Vagina.

A Woman with bulging eyes, will have a very short Vagina. A woman with such a short Vagina is wise to avoid a man with a large penis as during intercourse his penis will penetrate the Cervix which can be quite harmful.

A woman who is nearsighted will have a deep Vagina. The more near sighted she is the deeper the Vagina.

A woman with big watery eyes, will have a big watery Vagina. Again, the bigger the eyes, the bigger the Vagina. This woman will find a man with a shorter penis unsatisfying.

A woman with a wide mouth and thin lips will have a narrow and deep Vagina.

Puckered, protruding lips or protruding bone structure indicate an elastic Vagina. It could be big or small, but it will be very wet, warm, and soft. It also vibrates and trembles and is often referred to as a 'talking Vagina.'

A woman who is tough and emotionless will have a hard, dry Vagina.

A woman with narrow cheeks and jaws, will have a small, crooked Vagina. If it is only slightly curved this is not a problem. However, if the curve is significant, she will need a long narrow penis.

If a woman has a narrow forhead and flat nose, she will have a short, wide vagina.

If she has protruding cheek bones, she will have a very deep Vagina and a strong sexual desire. This is not considered all that desireable as her desire potentially will consume or devour her partner.

If a woman has a dimple, she has a very short Vagina.

ian, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:17 (sixteen years ago) link

'talking Vagina.'

sleep, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:21 (sixteen years ago) link


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