Golden Girls: Classic or Dud?

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every version I've heard: Bea shat in the middle of Betty's dressing room floor(my favorite); Bea took a mean shit in Betty's dressing room toilet and didn't flush, on purpose; upthread: Bea apparently once shat in Betty's shoe which would be unfuckwithable but seems...beneath her somehow.

tremendoid (tremendoid), Saturday, 1 April 2006 10:31 (eighteen years ago) link

nine months pass...
the golden girls is the best show ever ; )

surmounter (rra123), Friday, 26 January 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

and i still can't decide who's funnier, bea, rue or betty

all are outrageously good

surmounter (rra123), Friday, 26 January 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
i love the scene, i don't remember what season it may be the 3rd or 4th

where dorothy lets rose in on her little trick for public speaking - imagining everyone naked

and then blanche and rose try it, looking at each other, but it doesn't seem to do anything

but then they look at dorothyh and crack up hysterically

kills me

Surmounter (rra123), Sunday, 11 February 2007 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

five months pass...

It's a strange world.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 12:36 (sixteen years ago) link

oh jesus

only a matter of time i guess?

ridic.

Surmounter, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 12:59 (sixteen years ago) link

This is like my favourite sitcom ever.

MIAMI IS NICE
SO I'LL SAY IT TWICE
MIAMI IS NICE
MIAMI IS NICE
MIAMI IS NICE

rofl

The Brainwasher, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 13:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I went to a golden girls dvd signing at Barnes and noble last year that had all of them there except for Sophia and it was the biggest freakshow ever. The collection of homosexuals in attendance had an oddly Slovenian Michael Jackson fan quality, I saw a guy wearing bleached denim jacket with massive shoulder pads 100% non-ironically and a weeping fan who had to be escorted out by security.

saudade, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 13:21 (sixteen years ago) link

"Jean's a lesbian."
"So? Isn't Danny Thomas one?"
"Not *Lebanese* Blanche. Lesbian."

pisces, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 13:40 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

The first episode ever is on right now!

ENBB, Friday, 21 December 2007 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link

haha with Coco!!

omg i've been watching Murder She Wrote a lot -- Jean from GG is in a few!!!

i love the Jean's a lesbian episode (esp since i'm lebanese, always tickles me pink!)

Surmounter, Friday, 21 December 2007 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link

While I will forever be a GG fan, I HATE MSW but mainly because my Mom used to make me watch it all the time when I was little. Even the opening music is enough to annoy me! You're right, btw - that's a great episode. I had lunch next to Rue once which was pretty great.

ENBB, Friday, 21 December 2007 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link

whaaaaaaat. amazing

Surmounter, Friday, 21 December 2007 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Seeing Rue McLanahan in person would stir up all sorts of problematic childhood "learning things about sexuality via sitcoms" stuff for me.

See also: Jackee, Morticia Adams

nabisco, Friday, 21 December 2007 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link

oh i was so grateful to see her in person last year. it was incroyable.

Surmounter, Friday, 21 December 2007 22:56 (sixteen years ago) link

"seeing her in person would make me as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo"

nabisco, Friday, 21 December 2007 23:00 (sixteen years ago) link

a rue mclanahan, morticia adams and jackee threesome would be... weird

max, Friday, 21 December 2007 23:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Rue and Jackee go together like French fries and ketchup: they were the comedy floozy archetypes of NBC Saturday-night comedy for years and years! Which, when you're 10 years old, is strangely captivating / confusing / intriguing

nabisco, Friday, 21 December 2007 23:05 (sixteen years ago) link

fuck nabisco, that is one of my favorite fucking rue quotes evah

Surmounter, Friday, 21 December 2007 23:10 (sixteen years ago) link

I caught an episode recently where Rose was talking about how her husband died during sex, and how his last words were "I'm going! I'm going!"

I had originally watched that episode when I was 12, and only now do I get the reverse "I'm cumming!" bit to the joke. Damn that Rose is risqué.

Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 22 December 2007 04:34 (sixteen years ago) link

that's a hilarious episode -- the joke about rose killing off men through sex continues and is falldown funny!

Surmounter, Saturday, 22 December 2007 06:16 (sixteen years ago) link

The collection of homosexuals in attendance had an oddly Slovenian Michael Jackson fan quality, I saw a guy wearing bleached denim jacket with massive shoulder pads 100% non-ironically and a weeping fan who had to be escorted out by security.

lol fags.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 22 December 2007 14:20 (sixteen years ago) link

i was definitely in tears when blanche walked out at that bar... i mean, i watch this woman weekly sometimes nightly. she's definitely part of the family now. god what a show.

Surmounter, Saturday, 22 December 2007 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link

u know, i was SO PISSED i missed that appearance w/ the three of them -- i found about it the day after! andi worked like right uptown! awful of me.

Surmounter, Saturday, 22 December 2007 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link

five months pass...

i miss them

Surmounter, Friday, 13 June 2008 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link

They were just on CBS This Morning! Harry Smith was all like "THey're the original 'Sex & The City' girls! Blanche is like Samantha!"

I can't stand morning news shows.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 13 June 2008 14:59 (fifteen years ago) link

that's so cool! i knew i was thinking about them for a reason. they still kick satc's ass

Surmounter, Friday, 13 June 2008 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link

CBS Early Show had Patti LaBelle on to sing about three songs earlier this week. Always chasing those elusive demos.

Eric H., Friday, 13 June 2008 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

dorothy : "hi blanche"
blanche : "eat dirt and die, trash"

Surmounter, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link

sometimes we just let the dvd's play on lazy sundays like this and the voices of the women ring through the house like the 3 good fairies in sleeping beauty.

Surmounter, Sunday, 6 July 2008 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh man, I would kill to have the Girls on DVD right about now.

ENBB, Sunday, 6 July 2008 23:30 (fifteen years ago) link

it really is such a gift

Surmounter, Sunday, 6 July 2008 23:35 (fifteen years ago) link

i would love t owrite a paper about this show

Surmounter, Sunday, 6 July 2008 23:36 (fifteen years ago) link

d - so, what do you wanna do tonight? go to a movie?

b - we could do what we normally do... talk dirty and pig out?

Surmounter, Sunday, 6 July 2008 23:39 (fifteen years ago) link

no r says that. r for rose.

Surmounter, Sunday, 6 July 2008 23:40 (fifteen years ago) link

rue's acting in this show just grows and grows

Surmounter, Monday, 7 July 2008 00:05 (fifteen years ago) link

I SEE LITTLE BALLS OF SUNSHINE IN A BAG

Keaney Tong, Monday, 7 July 2008 01:44 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Hope that its not true (since TMZ is not the height of news reporting) but if so R.I.P. Sophia :(

http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/22/estelle-getty-thank-you-for-being-alive/

youcangoyourownway, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link

oh no :( this is awful.

Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link

aw, r.i.p. estelle, original queen of zing

Sophia: Look, Rose, God doesn't make mistakes. We were all put on this planet for a purpose. Blanche, you're here to work in a museum, so that art can be appreciated by humanity. Dorothy, you're here as a substitute teacher to educate our youth. And Rose, you're here because the rhythm method was very popular in the twenties.

q.e.d.

yungblut, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 17:36 (fifteen years ago) link

http://poolparty.typepad.com/poolparty/images/golden_girls17.jpg

yungblut, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 17:39 (fifteen years ago) link

aw, r.i.p. estelle, original queen of zing

true enough

blanche: "i am abhored"

sophia: "we know what you are blanche, it's nice to finally hear you admit it"

blanche: "sophia, i said abhored"

Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 17:45 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't ever remember watching this show.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 17:47 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm so sorry.

has anyone seen the episode Ebbtide's Revenge? it's the most heartbreaking thing ever. dorothy's brother dies and sophia is having a really hard time letting go of the shame she felt because he was a crossdresser. she ends up breaking down over it, with his wife, who tells her he was a good man, a good husband and father, no matter what. and estelle getty pulls out the acting stops like i've never seen.

Rose: Don't let that happen to you, Sophia. Let go of the shame. So what if he was different? It's okay that you loved him.
Sophia: I did love him. He was my son, my little boy. And every time I saw him, I wondered what I did, what I said....what was the day that I said or did whatever I did to make him the way he was?
Angela: What he was, Sophia, was a good man.
Sophia: (crying) My baby's gone! (edit)

Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link

it's nothing short of crushing.

Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Blanche: I treat my body like a temple.
Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.

impudent harlot, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link

I have resisted downloading the Golden Girls, because it seemed redundant, it's not as if I haven't seen them all a million times, but oh maybe.

Casuistry, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, i'm wondering why i don't have this on dvd and why i'm not watching it every night. maybe lifetime will run a tribute marathon?

impudent harlot, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 18:13 (fifteen years ago) link

That tranny funeral episode really is a good one.

Eric H., Tuesday, 22 July 2008 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link

People do realize the jokes that have appeared here so far are rewrites of SCREWBALL COMEDY lines from the '30s, right?

So how many of her GG castmates were in fact older than EEG? Betty White for sure I think.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:00 (fifteen years ago) link


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