Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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"this is an introduction into sound"

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL!!!!!!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM A WEREWOLF

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

"Stop that Geir!"

Mad Icky (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

"I want your skull! I need your skull!"

slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

"This one time, at bandcamp..."

Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

"Damnit, not on the keyboard!"

Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

"Godamn I love Elton John"

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

";-)"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

"I'm declaring a jihad on your vag."

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

"This is a ficticious orgasm from a ficticious president!"

Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

"It's what astronauts drink."

Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

"Eh."

Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

"I give up"

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

"I'm drinking a soy latte/I take a double shotte/It stimulates my body/And you know I'm satisfied."

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

"The infidels have not invaded Baghdad, we are in complete control"

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

"porkchops and applesauce"

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

"marsha, marsha, marsha."

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

"shimmy shimmy yah shimmy yay"

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

"WOO-HAH!"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

"Tom, delete ILX."

Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

"I win!"


Kitten With A Whip, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

"I hope I don't miss my cue, that'd suck"

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"What! It's not over until someone bleeds."

Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"It's time to start RUNNING!"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

"Pop a wheelie!"

Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

"Did I do that?"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

"wahoo! we're half way there! Wa-hoo! We'll make it I swear!"

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

"we named the dog Indiana"

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

"Oops, I did it again..."

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

"it's not a tumor"

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

"THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

"i stuck a 6 inch gold blade in the head of a girl"

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

'Oh shit, I shouldn't have laughed...it's coming out my nose now too!'

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

"Peter North, eat yr heart out!"

Andrew L (Andrew L), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

"I'm gonna cum."

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

The fact that I've been referred to twice now disturbs my tender sensibilities.

Matt Groening had a hilarious _Life in Hell_ on the very subject...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

"Y'know the cycles are getting too short for me round here."

Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

"Primary objective complete"

cprek (cprek), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

"like sands through the hourglass babycakes..."

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Bellow:

"If love is a radio, turn it up to ten!"

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

"i've just completely drained my Rocco Baldelli's"

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

"Now for the secondary objective..."

Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

"Now your Coco Crisps are soggy!"

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

"pants"

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

"Tacoooo Belllll!"

Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

"sorry honey, were you saying something about your day?"

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I've always been partial to "How ya like me now!"

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

"Can we let Lena join in now, Julia?" < /wishful thinking>

Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link


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