guys can i admit that i luv carson palmer

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he would be like dilfer's bear cub
well there's a phrase i will never get out of my mind

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:33 (sixteen years ago) link

we need patrin to cook up some fanart of a dilfer/carson yiff-fest

cankles, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link

STOP THINKING ADE!

horseshoe, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Carson Palmer has fuckin' crazy teeth. Every time he calls a play, I imagine he's yellin' TEETH... TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH... TEEEEEEEEETH. TEETH! TEETH TEETH... TEETH!

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 18:55 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.carsonpalmer9.com/img/cornhole_classic.jpg

cankles, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link

carsonpalmerhotdog.jpg? anyone?

hstencil, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:33 (sixteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

10 months later:
http://ravenstd.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/carsondog.jpg

forksclovetofu, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link

lolllllllllll what the fuck

cankles, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link

LOL

Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 July 2008 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Like how the mustard "laces" on the dog are meant to make it less phallic, so instead he's eating a ball

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 19 July 2008 05:47 (fifteen years ago) link

i have no luv 4 palmer now btw

cankles, Saturday, 19 July 2008 06:25 (fifteen years ago) link

What turned you away?

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 19 July 2008 15:02 (fifteen years ago) link

love'em and leave'em, that's our cankles

brownie, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 13:04 (fifteen years ago) link

was it Jim Harbaugh, perhaps, that lead you astray?

brownie, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 13:05 (fifteen years ago) link

three years pass...

this poor bastard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 8 September 2011 01:34 (twelve years ago) link

Carson Palmer has fuckin' crazy teeth. Every time he calls a play, I imagine he's yellin' TEETH... TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH... TEEEEEEEEETH. TEETH! TEETH TEETH... TEETH!
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 6:55 PM (3 years ago)

^this post haunts me because it is absolutely true and is really all i think about when i think about carson palmer

thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 September 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

i can't believe that they won't deal him, esp after seeing what philly got for kolb

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 8 September 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

cbs should have a camera follow him around during every bengals game and cut to whatever hes doin after every bad andy dalton throw

johnny crunch, Thursday, 8 September 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

still love this totally cool bro - the only likable usc QB?

The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Monday, 14 November 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

yes, at least for the time being. matt barkley seems p chill & cool

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 November 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

four years pass...

I still love you big man

Hungry4Ass, Monday, 25 January 2016 02:46 (eight years ago) link

Once a Bengal, always a Bengal. AZ still might have a shot next year.

earlnash, Monday, 25 January 2016 08:06 (eight years ago) link

whole lotta moments of him saying FUUUUUUUUUUUCK on national television last night

ulysses, Monday, 25 January 2016 22:05 (eight years ago) link

might be a good time to blame it all on his finger.

Spottie, Monday, 25 January 2016 22:13 (eight years ago) link


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