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Houston's an eleven point underdog this week. I'm not sure how much passing Carr's going to do against Jacksonville's defense.

Like rogermexico pointed out in his thread, surely you can find a better WR.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 5 November 2005 01:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Johnson HAS to play well eventually. Doesn't he?

He can play like Jerry Rice on Scooby Snacks the rest of the way. Last I checked, receivers only put up fantasy points if the QB can get them the ball, and the line still isn't givving Carr time for downfield strikes. (Though to be fair Jabar Gaffney's been consistent pointswise in Johnson's absence. Not helping so much on the field, but not costing anyone fantasy games.)

I'm benching Donovan vs. Washington and playing Eli vs. th' Niners. Lack of faith or right place right time?
YOU MAKE THE CALL!

Has Eli shown us anything on the road yet (erm, no. Unless you count the road game against the Saints). That said, if you take TO's word for it McNabb's not getting any healthier, and Denver may have just showed a pretty good, and pretty pissed off defensive unit how to handle him. Though if he plays there is that whole not-running-the-ball thing...

It's a tough call, but I'd go with Manning. He has to grow up sometime, might as well be now. And even if the Niners are healthy on defense now he ought to be able to chuck it to Shockey, rinse and repeat. Plus, y'know, Amani Toomer sightings have been reported.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 5 November 2005 04:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't front on Plexiglass!

robinn edgerton (edgertor), Saturday, 5 November 2005 05:57 (eighteen years ago) link

injuries have forced me to choose between ricky williams (vs atlanta) or deshaun foster (at tampa). my heart says ricky.

dan (dan), Saturday, 5 November 2005 17:41 (eighteen years ago) link

If only you they gave fantasy points for being a cool guy you'd want to hang out with. I'd go with Ricky too though. I'm forced to start C-Mart and Carnell Williiams tomorrow and I'm still thinking about benching one of them for Ricky.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 5 November 2005 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Trade you martin for carnell's backup.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 November 2005 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link

You win. Pittman's banged up too.

Oh, and, uh, so Eli Manning @SF vs. D-Mac @WAS is looking pretty good right now. That roaring sound you hear is LJ Smith owners rejoicing over TO's suspension.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 5 November 2005 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Dilemma: Favre at home against PIT or Hasselbeck @ARI?

rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 5 November 2005 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I'd go with Hasselbeck.
TO is a fuckhead.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 November 2005 20:50 (eighteen years ago) link

AKA My condolences.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 November 2005 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

It's going to be a rough Sunday.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 5 November 2005 21:32 (eighteen years ago) link

How does a stupid game that's 50% luck, 25% skill, and 25% more luck determine my mood from Sunday afternoon through Tuesday morning?

rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 5 November 2005 21:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Lack of medication. I'm in the same goddamn boat; this year more than any previous. Whoever said Fantasy Football is like crack drastically understated the powers of Fantasy.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 November 2005 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link

TS: blowing guys for a couple of rocks vs. blowing guys for a decent WR1

rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 5 November 2005 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, great. Now I got to worry about whether Dominick Davis plays.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 5 November 2005 23:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Ah, nothing like killing time on a Sunday morning, trying to hunt down word on a certain running-back's gametime decision.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 6 November 2005 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link

you have priest holmes too? this is maddening.

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 6 November 2005 17:22 (eighteen years ago) link

ok now they're saying he's out. fuck.

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 6 November 2005 17:23 (eighteen years ago) link

oh whoops, didn't notice the post above.

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 6 November 2005 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

It's a pandemic.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Waiver time! Who do y'all like this week?

In the WR department, I'm thinking Wilford (JAX WR2) is a decent pickup. Burleson (MIN WR1) too. My league has a very shallow bench, so I'm not big on one-week plays, otherwise I'd be taking a good look at Bryant Johnson (ARI WR2).

RBs: EBennett, DStaley, SGado, GJones, JWells.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, and it looks like Robert Ferguson's coming back too...

rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I have Julius Jones (returning), Thomas Jones (maybe out), Kevin Jones (maybe out), and Willie Parker (maybe out). I'm kinda screwed.

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link

what's the deal with tj?

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Nov 9: Jones was forced out of last weekend's victory over the New Orleans Saints after aggravating his bruised ribs, and he has been listed as questionable for this Sunday's meeting with the San Francisco 49ers. The running back did not practice with the Bears on Wednesday, and a final decision on his availability likely won't be made until just before game time, according to head coach Lovie Smith.

Advice: If Jones cannot go this weekend, rookie Cedric Benson will get the starting nod for Chicago, while Adrian Peterson should get a few touches as well. On the season, Jones has 753 yards on 167 carries and six touchdowns in eight games. He also has 17 receptions for 66 yards.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link

argh i hate game-time decisions.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Good indicator: no practice Friday = no play Sunday

rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link

So is Jones back or not? I wanna field Barber regardless, but I'd rather know he's their only option.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 November 2005 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Julius Jones, that is.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 November 2005 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

julius is supposed to be back. thomas they're still not sure. kevin should be back, although he kind of sucks. SMOOT=FAILURE (although if any of them had been healthy I coulda taken you last week Tofu you bastige)

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 10 November 2005 20:56 (eighteen years ago) link

that's spelled s-e-v-e-n-a-n-d-t-w-o, ya sourpuss.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2005 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link

soon to be s-e-v-e-n-a-n-d-t-h-r-e-e

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 12 November 2005 09:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Depends entirely on what kind of a day McGahee and Johnson have.
So yeah, likely it will be.
Come on TJ Duckett!

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 November 2005 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm on a first-name basis with my team and have to decide between domanick (at colts)(swollen knee, didn't practice friday), deshaun (jets), or ricky (pats).

i'm leaning toward domanick but last week ricky did me right. thanks.

dan (dan), Sunday, 13 November 2005 16:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Third week in a row that I've gotten up early on a Sunday to check the status of Domanick freakin Davis.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 13 November 2005 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

AND HE'S OUT. Sheesh. I wish I had Ricky Williams to sub. Instead, HERE COMES BRANDON JACOBS.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 13 November 2005 17:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Whoa, I got kablasted.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...
ILM FANTASY FINAL STANDINGS:
*1. Ron Mexicans 11-3-0 .786 1241.50 W-9 2 43
*2. Tofu Teamsters 10-4-0 .714 1116.00 W-3 11 43
*3. Saigon Proletariats 9-4-1 .679 1112.50 L-1 8 26
*4. New Orleans Saints 9-5-0 .643 1225.50 W-3 3 21
*5. The Iraqi Balboas 9-5-0 .643 1119.50 L-1 9 99
*6. Strong Mads 7-7-0 .500 1066.50 W-1 12 34
*7. The Football Team 7-7-0 .500 917.00 W-1 10 21
*8. Habanero 6-7-1 .464 1076.50 L-2 5 31
9. Phil Two Says Hi! 5-9-0 .357 905.50 L-7 1 3
10. Fiddlers on the Roof 4-10-0 .286 961.00 L-4 4 6
11. Fredo lives! 3-11-0 .214 956.50 W-2 6 23
12. Feminine Meatballs 3-11-0 .214 869.50 L-3 7 13

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I didn't realize that we were playing the full 17 weeks! Most leagues usually quit after the 16th week cuz of the dreaded "resting players" phenomenon... Not that I am complaining, as with the *second highest* point total in the league, I damn well deserve to make the playoffs.. On the other hand I will most likely be without star wideout Marvin Harrison for the Art Donovan Bowl championship

Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

stormy barring any upsets we'll be facing each other in the second round! it's gonna be like an old nfc championship, 'the real super bowl'.

holy shit - fredo didn't finish last.

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 21:02 (eighteen years ago) link

fuck Kansas City. what a worthless fucking team.

Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 18 December 2005 00:29 (eighteen years ago) link

this is a goddamn nightmare .. jump ball and OF COURSE Rod Smith comes down with it. and stupid Malarkey sits there like a bump on a log and doesn't review. PLUS I need Elam field goals.

worst possible outcome on that drive. GOD.

Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Third week in a row that I've gotten up early on a Sunday to check the status of Domanick freakin Davis.

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), November 13th, 2005 10:59 AM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (link)

GUESS WHAT I GET TO DO IN EIGHT HOURS.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 18 December 2005 06:54 (eighteen years ago) link

and DAMMIT!

C'mon Chet Taylor. C'mon Chet Taylor.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 18 December 2005 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Boy, do I hear you on the Domanick Davis tip!
C'mon Jonathan Wells!

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 December 2005 18:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Tofu John...DO YOU HEAR ME KNOCKIN' ON YR DOOR

Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 18 December 2005 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Jonathan Wells with two touchdowns in the first half is makin' your knockin' awful quiet, dude.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 December 2005 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link

jonathan wells is the best you got for me, hotshot? i counter with unexpected td from jerramy stevens!

Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 18 December 2005 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Goddammit, Brunell, quit looking at your tight end and hit Moss!

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 December 2005 23:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I saved my most dominant performance for the consolation bracket. Great.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 19 December 2005 05:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Trying to decide whether to give him one more week or not.

In "Bob" There Is No East or West (WmC), Thursday, 7 October 2010 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link

off-week terribleness call

W/R: Brandon Jacobs vs Dez Bryant vs Kevin Walter

ಠ_ಠ (bnw), Thursday, 14 October 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Based on my team's current record I will not be giving fantasy advice to anyone.

funky house skeptic (polyphonic), Thursday, 14 October 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd play Dez, but I'm in the same boat as polyphonic.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 14 October 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

kevin walter is a solid fantasy wr. if the texans offense is clicking he will get points. kc defense has been tight this year but houston are at home and they will get a lot of the ball.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Thursday, 14 October 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I say Dez --http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPGis clearly trying to get him involved in the passing attack and he's been targeted a number of times in every boys game I've seen.

Mordy, Thursday, 14 October 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

dez may be injured tho'?

Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

So, PPR league, the score for this week's game is currently 136-99. I'm winning, and I've played all my players. My opponent still has Chris Johnson left to play. What do you guys think? Am I gonna win this one?

Mordy, Monday, 18 October 2010 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

i have 3 fantasy teams and am caretaking 1 for a friend on vacation and 3 of those 4 teams have a decent sized lead but are facing chris johnson. i am hoping that dude slips and breaks his leg getting off the bus.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 18 October 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I have a 7 pt lead, TN's return guy and one of Jax's TEs vs. Johnson. Figure I'll be saying "dammit!" by the end of the night.

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Monday, 18 October 2010 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I know Johnson is probably gonna have a huge day. I just hope he has a small enough day that I keep my lead.

Mordy, Monday, 18 October 2010 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I think I'm just going to let it autodraft for me next year. I couldn't do any worse.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 18 October 2010 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link

apparently Carolina Steve Smith is playing this week. What do you guys think -- start Smith at flex or Seahawks' Mike Williams?

Mordy, Friday, 22 October 2010 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

i think you play Smith if he's healthy.

The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 October 2010 17:17 (thirteen years ago) link

moore is starting for carolina right? that makes smith a better play than clausen would, obv

call all destroyer, Friday, 22 October 2010 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link

always feel like I get burned not playing a guy who is starting but "banged up" i.e. Gates this week.

I Want to Change My Password... (bnw), Friday, 22 October 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

the rule is: if you start a guy who is banged-up, he will either not play or barely play. if you bench a guy who is banged-up, he will score 3 TDs.

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Friday, 22 October 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

nicks and gates playing that role :(((((((( giving up on gates already for marcedes lewis.

I Want to Change My Password... (bnw), Sunday, 24 October 2010 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link

gotta go with nicks

The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 October 2010 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

My team: http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/clubhouse?leagueId=525972&teamId=6

So this point in the season I'm second place in the league, and I've got some killer players (only lack of depth is at QB). Briefly for those who don't want to click the link, I've got Arian Foster, AP, LeSean McCoy, Mike Williams (Sea), Miles Austin, Mike Wallace (Pit), Steve Smith (Carolina), and Lee Evans. (I also have Anthony Armstrong + Nate Burleson.) I feel like I can dish out Lee Evans and maybe someone like Mike Williams or even Anthony Armstrong for a strong starting option, but I stink at doing trades. I'm soliciting any advice. Another team offered DeAngelo Williams for Lee Evans + Mike Williams, but I'm iffy on DW being a legit starter this year. What do you guys think? Any trades you can recommend me pursuing or should I sit on what I've got? I always feel like I blow it around this time of the year, either by making a stupid trade that I didn't need to do (I dished out Steve Slaton two years ago which ended up costing me the league championship) or missing a great opportunity to unload excess decent guys for a real starter.

Mordy, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I had DW in both of my leagues and I finally just dropped him off in one because he's dead weight. I'd keep Lee Evans, actually, because Ryan Fitzpatrick not only likes to throw, but he's pretty good at it.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

DW is still a good back but he and Stewart can't do much until they establish a consistent passing game.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link

braylon edwards vs. gb
crabtree vs den
felix jones vs jac
steve smith (car) vs stl
ronnie brown vs cin

gotta pick one for my flex spot
braylon edwards...right?

iatee, Sunday, 31 October 2010 08:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Foster > 30 points tnite = I win
Foster < 30 points tnite = I lose

Mordy, Monday, 1 November 2010 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Arian Foster is a fantasy champ.

Mordy, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 03:45 (thirteen years ago) link

ug...so my starters were roddy white and moss da boss.

i picked up kenny britt last week off waivers, but now he's fucked...

i got patrick crayton...

any good sleepers i could look at picking up off waivers?

moss this, moss that, moss this, moss that (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Blount, maybe? Not much of a sleeper anymore but might still be available in your league?

Mordy, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Steve Johnson (Bills) has had a TD in the last five games, and usually gets a fair amount of yards. xp

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Mike Thomas?

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Bookmark fix (compulsory Arian Foster cheers)

Mordy, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

mordy to the bookmark rescue again. forks, stop fucking around with our threads dude.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link

sry

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Miles Austin or Mike Williams (Sea)?

Mordy, Thursday, 11 November 2010 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Just flip a coin.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 11 November 2010 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link

trying to ship them both off for a WR i can trust

Mordy, Thursday, 11 November 2010 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link

five years pass...

i know no one cares about yr fantasy football team but i scored the third most points in my league this season and i'm missing the playoffs bc of my matchup record. so lame.

Mordy, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 13:27 (eight years ago) link

yeah that is miserable

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 13:40 (eight years ago) link

Seems to be how it goes

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 14:57 (eight years ago) link

eight months pass...

drafted tnite. thoughts? i feel pretty good tho yahoo algorithmic analysis weren't huge fans.

QB Matt Stafford
WR Antonio Brown
WR Keenan Allen
RB Lesean McCoy
RB Frank Gore
TE Gary Barnidge
WR/TE Flex Jeremy Maclin
K Hauschka
D Cincinnati

Bench
Larry Fitzgerald
DeSean Jackson
Tyler Lockett
Ameer Abdullah
Charles Sims
Zach Miller

Mordy, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

the first time in over a decade i'm not fielding a team

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 06:30 (seven years ago) link

No I Love NFL Fantasy League this year makes me sad. :(

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

i follow the TV writer shawn ryan (the shield, terriers etc.) who made an open pick 'em for a script-winning contest so i joined that, but yeah would be nice to being going up against ilxors

iirc DJP won the pick 'em last year (which was just me, him and johnny fever i think lol)

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

i never had enough focus to play two leagues (my rl league of record + ilx league) which wasn't really fair to ilx bc i inevitably dropped out of updating roster midway thru season :(

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link


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