how many clementines have you eaten so far today?

just eat them all at once (thats what i do)

in the NW, we call em SATSUMAS.
They come wrapped in COPYRIGHT NOTICE.

they are too expensive now ;_;

i believe satsumas and clementines are both varieties of mandarins.

mutants, even

delicious mutants

whenever youre in south east asia make sure to eat as many mangosteens as you can

http://www.traveljournals.net/pictures/l/0/1300-mangostein-fruit-boracay-island-philippines.jpg

(ive heard you can get them in canada and hawaii and i am crazy with jelousy)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/af/Mangosteen3.jpg/285px-Mangosteen3.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mangosteen

those look crazy!!

i call clementines mandarin oranges (westcoast thing i guess?)
and i think they taste different and also have fewer seeds
at any rate, i have eaten zero so far but will eat more than zero over christmas holidays yaaay

i think i've seen mangosteens before but had no idea what they were! am totally going to buy now

big MANGO aka the steen

robyn you live in canada - track some of those down - wikipedia says you can find them in chinatowns

theyre like a cross between a clementine and a cloud - with a purple cardboard peel

not allowed in usa due to pests :(

i ate like 1m of them when i was in sea

i saw a hueg statue of one

they cost like 10cents a kilo

fedex me some ok

what do they taste like????

the flavor and texture is just the most delicate tender version of citrus imaginable. clementines are brutish in comparison.

anyway i just ate 2 more clementines so: 6

For the period since 2006 to present, private small volume orders from fruits grown on Puerto Rico are being filled for American gourmet restaurants who serve the aril pieces as a delicacy dessert. [12] Beginning in 2007 for the first time, fresh mangosteens are also being sold for as high as $45 per pound from specialty produce stores in New York City

two. satsumas

The clementine is not always distinguished from other varieties of mandarin: in German, it is generally referred to as "Mandarine" and in Japanese, mikan. However, it should not be confused with similar fruit such as the satsuma, another popular variety.

wikipedia be schoolin.

whao nyc wow i should learn to read more careful $45 wtf!

i will attempt to track some down and report back!

lol 100x more $ than in thailand

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/09/dining/09mang.html

http://www.downtownexpress.com/de_26/findingaforbidden.html

haha i was going to make the big hoos joke max made

i am going to eat mangosteens and if i can't find them here i will def be able to find them when in vancouver in december - exciting new fruit adventures!

i am not fedex-ing you any b/c i want to help protect america from all the world's pests and mangosteen terroorrism

noooo but...

srsly i have a fedex # i will give it to you and you will send to me!

and i will send you something awz from nyc!

actually i guess i could just ask people i actually like know irl in vancouver

but they are stooned and unreliable

if i promise to send them records for a job well done it could work

yr extreme enthusiasm means i am going to see what i can do to contaminate yr country

are you coming in december?

o awz robyn

more updates http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/08/dining/08mang.html

sounds like they were here in august

ohman i want to come to nyc in december! esp now hearing that major stars are playing on the 8th. but i think i just have to not :( i defend my thesis on the 13th (yaay) so really really should be studying up for that. nyc in december is so awesome tho

until you go above 14th street

i went past 14th street once last time - it was weird
thought also abt going to galleries but did not. the park is above 14th though! i like the park. i want more brooklyn etc hanging out. oh nyc.

Extra bike always at your service.

I need to attempt to recover my bike :(

i ate 2 more, total: 8

i am pretty impressed by that

ty. the # of clementines ive consumed in my life is a little bit scary for me to think abt.

How is stomach?

v strong devours all never complains

in the NW, we call em SATSUMAS.
They come wrapped in COPYRIGHT NOTICE.

Clementines != satsumas. Satsumas are the king of fruits. I have eaten 0 clementines in 2008. I have comfortably eaten 500+ satsumas. Daily intake increases further in the run-up to Christmas.

How to recognize

satusma: smooth, baggy skin, tastes like a million virgins are showering you with lotus blossoms

clementine: dimpled, tight skin, tastes like cheap cologne and fried chicken

500+ future eaten satsumas whoa

Britain is one year ahead.

2

3
i muddled half of the third one into a shot of bourbon, some hot water & honey, because it seemed like a good thing to do. it turns out it is a good thing to do!

oh man, you make me want to go back to the liquor store.

just got a box; i'm on three

2

2

none but the parents got a big bag at their place and they're so so good right now

big bag o' cuties

4 yesterday

2 whole. Several segments in a stir-fry.

2

Brought a bunch to the lab for everyone, no one said anything or ate any

burn it down

Would happily do so today. But there are still clementines in it.

Four. Deal with it.

SAD? THERE IS NOTHING SAD ABOUT THE CLEMENTINE.
It might be the best stoner snack evar.

― ian, Monday, November 26, 2007 1:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

SATSUMAS FTW

maybe like six

satsumas are too bitter 4 me

i havent eaten any today but im sitting abt ten feet from a big bowl of full

i ate one this morning and it had like 3 seeds in each segment. and yet others in the box had none. all those seeds didn't make for a great clementine experience, but still, clementines!

One baked into a one-minute microwave muffin

('baked')

Switched over to tangerines this week. $1 cheaper per box at my grocery store.

just bought a box and they are all pale yellow and dry and chewy on the insides. this is the worst. can they turn into a weird pie or something??

http://www.sunpacific.com/images/display5.jpg

Best to just trash them when they get like that.

last nite: 7

bought a box from whole foods that are super juicy, so delish

Shit, what has happened to the clementines? I bought a box yesterday and they're tasteless with a weird texture.

Mine have all been very maleable. Recently I bought a box with a bunch that were partially rotten. It's been a bummer. When did California have that cold snap?

yeah, they're hit and miss. i think i'm done for the season

I am eating a Taste the Difference 'easy peeler' and it smells exactly of Christmas.

little buddies™

https://oppy.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/fsn_full/notes/Clementines%20July%202015.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/LvTNxZs.jpg

suite from the love for three oranges

beautiful

citrus is the best kind of fruit

what do y'all think of sumos

top level citrus imho

yes truly

One yesterday. One today. One tomorrow?

that's lightweight sumo

two
we are back in business!

only had 1 left, poor performance unless i can get to the store later