basically i am in the self-loathing cycle of random internet aggression and event-horizon humor failure accrued through four days in the same pair of pyjamas spent on ILX

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AIR FAIR '08

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Results 1 - 20 of about 32,900 for steam-powered airplane. (0.10 seconds)

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link

look at that little dimple!

Surmounter, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.rexresearch.com/besler/sa2.jpg
GOVERNMENT PLANS FOR STEAM CRISIS

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:10 (fifteen years ago) link

those trains are the grand jury
they deliberatin'

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_D00DFA41HtI/R21MYI_anHI/AAAAAAAAAXo/s8r8ZwsMxxg/f18.takeoff4.jpg
WE FIND U OF INSUFFICIENT STEAM

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/33/44514845_572eb5d38a.jpg
NOWADAYZ U WUD PHOTOSHOP THIS

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link

touch my butt
this is life

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link

IS HOWLNG AMYL IN THRU BULLIT HOLE
WHEN U STAB THE NATURE W COUNTERFEIT ROUBLES

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:23 (fifteen years ago) link

yr business emporium is worth $587.42

the weather forecast is: cloudy

how many teas do you want to sell?

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:24 (fifteen years ago) link

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44330000/jpg/_44330337_teapot_416_ap.jpg
TEA PLUS S&M IS STEAM

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:27 (fifteen years ago) link

SCALD ME POUR ME STEAM ME TEA ALL OVER ME

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:28 (fifteen years ago) link

"teasexual"

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.chiangmainews.com/images/ecmn/data/0mycup_h.gif

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:33 (fifteen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/8/7823392_8ad6715a5d.jpg?v=0

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link

lk thread ?^7

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Freezing breath on the window pain
http://i34.tinypic.com/xtyt3.jpg
Lying waiting

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 August 2008 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link

The music is weaving
http://i33.tinypic.com/2elr2qb.jpg
Haunting notes pizzicato strings

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 August 2008 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link

The warmth of your hand and a cold grey sky
http://i34.tinypic.com/9rn3fs.jpg
It fades to the distance.

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 August 2008 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link

It stays with you until
The feeling is gone
http://i37.tinypic.com/23kdjt2.jpg
only you and I
This means nothing to me

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 August 2008 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link

THIS MEANS NOTHING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

King Boy Pato, Monday, 18 August 2008 09:57 (fifteen years ago) link

four months pass...

underrated thread imo

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link

underrated poster imo

"Two Ears" Laybelle (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 January 2009 16:54 (fifteen years ago) link

good thread

ice cr?m, Friday, 16 January 2009 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link

if lj stayed in this mode 24-7 I would become big supporter

Edward III, Friday, 16 January 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link

touch my butt
this is life

― Just got offed, Friday, August 8, 2008 6:21 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link

lj is a surprisingly good usic imitator

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link

apparently i can't tell the diff. between harmless if slightly risque spiralli bait and world-ending gut-wrenching thread-locking ban-necessitating crepeyness, i may have been wearing these PJs too long again

single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link

i started that life coach thread for a reason, dude

Lamp, Friday, 16 January 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link

lol @ the surmounter post

gr8080, Friday, 16 January 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link

six months pass...

i am properly clothed but i feel this thread needs a bump

stumblin' towards sb, Friday, 24 July 2009 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

touch my butt
this is life

― Just got offed, Friday, August 8, 2008 6:21 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, January 16, 2009 12:29 PM (6 months ago) [IP: 71.249.215.136] Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

still one of the all-time great posts i do believe

max, Friday, 24 July 2009 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link

lj have you seen the episode of the office where ryan explains that he's set up a blog for Creed called "Creed's Thoughts" but it's really a MS Word document on Creed's desktop that Creed thinks is on the internet

Mr. Que, Friday, 24 July 2009 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link

silence yon petticoats and let me perform

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link

HERDED FAUST INTO GLOCK CHAMBER
DREAD DOG JEDI SPAWNING VERTICAL I FESTOON YH FACTORY
ITS PARSIMONY FOR LEGUMES
ALL SMOTHERING DOWN THE BANQUET LINE
GAROTTED BEYOND FAITH IN A SHOT CARTILAGE
MERCY VILLAGE AINT ALL EXPENSES ALL FEUDAL GOLD
HOWS YH TARIFF I AINT SEEN NO BLOODAXE

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link

great now you're think you're the second coming of mark e. smith

Mr. Que, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link


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country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link

d-mage g-d s-just ban <P

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link

<>P

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link

<$>P

is ice everythere

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link

http://wvs.topleftpixel.com/photos/2009/01/ice-chunks_harbourfront_hto_snow_01.jpg

THE ARCHERS GO AT THE FRONT OTHERWISE UR MEN GET SHOT

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link

sealevel is not an evil seal ;¬R

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

oral medication
like two-ton punch

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.swisseduc.ch/glaciers/earth_icy_planet/icons-03/09-ice-avalanche.jpg

IT IS FALLIN INTO YR EYES

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

louis u smokin the ganj??

morning bells are ringing, zing ban rong zing ban rong (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.klipsi.ch/FranzJosefLand/pushing-iceberg.jpg

SEALEVEL IS REVENGE INFLATE YR LIFEBUOY MARINER

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link

dry ice throat hex anaphylactic marijuana spasmodic DREAD DOG cof

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

2ice 2ice

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.boingboing.net/images/_us.i2.yimg.com_p_ap_20060307_capt.par80103071540.france_new_animal_par801.jpg

i am sorry sire your consignement of ices was not available

allow me to reimburse u

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/droolicious/2009/05/lobsterpinksoftsoledleatherbabyshoes-1.jpg

i am going out captain scott
i may b some time

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

i may b some time.

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

a lyfe lived in dreams is no lyfe at allll u hav 2 touch the ground now & then u have to [underlined]

\soft softer softest seek comformt in things being last where u put them. secret secrete successs

here comes the slug line (Lamp), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link

welcome back, weve missed u

here comes the slug line (Lamp), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

touch my butt
this is life

― Just got offed, Friday, August 8, 2008 6:21 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

max, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 06:52 (thirteen years ago) link

can we make "touch my butt/this is life" the ile board description

max, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 07:08 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

underrated thread imo

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 16:46 (1 year ago)

intercrüral (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 September 2010 13:30 (thirteen years ago) link

wish i was at home in me pyjamas right now tbh

Eejit Piaf (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 September 2010 13:32 (thirteen years ago) link

overrated thread tbh

k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 13 September 2010 13:34 (thirteen years ago) link

THIS IS THE SOUND OF RADIOHEAD BEING BEATEN AT SICKBEEF ROTISSERIE BEATS
NOBODY PLAYS CHEF WHEN I COOK STRAIGHT-EDGE

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:55 (2 years ago)

why does lj persist w/ his fruity GMH stuff when he has quality like that in reserve

intercrüral (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 September 2010 13:58 (thirteen years ago) link

real talk

max, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link

theres poetry in this boy you just gotta beat it out of him

max, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link

lj was on some real company flow shit in this thread

max, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link

^^

intercrüral (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 September 2010 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link

these crockeries will not wash yrself
bend shallow plate to my oceanic swipes

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link

nah when u have a target to aim for you lose it man, nobody should tell u when ur close imo

k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 13 September 2010 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link

HOWS A FROSTED CARAPACE PTECTIN' CATABOLICS IN YH CHEST
BEAT IT W/ SHEARS AND ITS GROWING HARD LIKE TH'ORES OF CHROME
IM HOME ALONE AND TOMATO TONE EXHUMES A GUM I LISTEN LIKE SHELLAC
A GROSS EGG IN MY APRON I FEEL DETECTED ITS LIKE HIDE TH LANTERN
ODIOUS HEAPS OF SODA UNCORK DISSENTS I SPEAK UNCONSCIONABLY
CLEAR TH TABLE W/ A FIST AND THEN CLEAR OUT TH TABLE
SPLINTERS SPLIT VELLUM YOU AINT HEARD THIS SHIT BEFORE
NOBODYS LEARNT SPELLING BUT I PTECT MY CHEST W/ PALIMPSEST
LIGHTHOUSES WASHED AGROUND A SINGLE CASSOWARY FREAKS
YOU SUNDRIED BECHAMEL DIVINE AS IF HAYWAIN PAINTED SLAYER

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link

portends todayin' @ @ @ @ @ @ PURGE

{purrrrrrrrrrge}

ITS WASHIN U SUCKBREATH

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:24 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/12002881/Whirly_Wash_Water_Powered_Brush.jpg

WEN I SEE GOD NEXT IT WILL BE CYCLIC LIKE THIS
it is manifest in the curlicues, fuck lo

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.watsonsfloormats.com/images/web/clean_and_green-l.jpg

WHY WD U LET MAMMON ENGORGE UPON YH PURPLES
BURN ALL OF THE COMPANIES

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link

http://static02.mediaite.com/geekosystem/uploads/2010/07/brick-washing-machine-220x153.jpg

THIS IS TH FIRST PLAN 4 PROPER WASHING

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:29 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.5minutesforspecialneeds.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cleaning_toilet.jpg

GALILEO DID CAST HIS TOOLS T TH FIRE

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link

http://pixdaus.com/pics/12361261619tI4TqU.jpg

FUCK LO

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link

FUCK U FUCK U PIXDAUS I WASH U W/ BAD GLOVES

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:33 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.vincentchow.net/images/wash1.jpg

FUCK LO F'^X

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link

http://lh6.ggpht.com/fishwy/SNvx55J7VFI/AAAAAAAABKY/xTMlyaZyGxk/airplane%20washing%20picture%5B3%5D.jpg?imgmax=800

MAKE IT SWIFT O LORD
CLEANSE ME W/ STEEL ROTARY LOVE

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

http://lh4.ggpht.com/fishwy/SNvx6gBW_cI/AAAAAAAABKc/Tfutcnxx4B0/airplane%20washing%5B3%5D.jpg?imgmax=800

TH STAGEDIVE IS OFTEN ACCOMPANIED BY CROWDSURFING AND SOMETIMES TH FRONTPERSON WILL KISS AN AUDIENCE MEMBER
choose me choose me please choose me

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link

http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~genmaps/genfiles/COU_files/ENG/LIN/mercator_wash-det_1620.jpg

TRUEFAY KINGE JOHNNE LOFTE HIF BELONGINGF HERE I BEG THEE CART NO MAGNA @ MY FOAPY FINGERF

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link

the wafhe
the wafhe
the wafhe
TH WAFH

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link

THWAFH

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Image:Thwafh.jpg

Llewellyn also presents Scrapheap Challenge and Hollywood Science, the latter of which is a joint production between the BBC and the Open University. Llewellyn also recently played the role of the perplexed 'Gryphon' in the film MirrorMask (2005).

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link

LLEWELLYN U ARE PERPLEXED GRYPHON LET US BUILD ALKALIS TGETHER

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:89uxvrspDO70oM:http://www.dreslough.com/main/fantasy/gryphon.jpg&t=1

ACIDS DROOL BASES RULE

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link

ill shit

max, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.geekjosh.com/gryphon.jpg

LOOK I HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW HYDROXIDE
WITH THIS PAW DO I CLAIM OWNERSHIP

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link

U STACK TART WHY U THINK I DO NOT BURN TO TOUCH UPPER PH
IT IS BECAUSE I DO NOT DISSOLVE

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link

http://digitalart.org/images/artwork/0062500-62801/fantasy/gryphon.jpg

I
B
STYLIN
INSOLUBLE

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link

http://images.elfwood.com/art/p/e/petrar/the_gryphon.jpg

MY MATTER WITHSTANDS

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link

tbh sodium wash reqd lets draw h pissy cloth across m grime

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link

steel rotary amour

c classy t fin

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

:)

acoleuthic, Friday, 31 December 2010 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link


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