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Oh with! Penises and meatballs can be made into marvelous culinary presentations by the truly gifted queer. (Puts hands on hips and shakes head with mock frown) You people obviously have no notion whatsoever about the esoteric art of gay Italian canibalism.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 15 December 2002 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Surely, Meester Clown, you mean the esoteric art of gay 'German' cannibalism...

Pooster (pooster), Monday, 16 December 2002 00:52 (eighteen years ago) link

No, no. Not at all! You are thinking of "Kraut and Cocks" which is entirely different.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 16 December 2002 01:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Is it true that the Swiss make "Cuckoo Cock" lederhosen?

On the hour, every hour!

Pete Andrews, Monday, 16 December 2002 10:40 (eighteen years ago) link

I think I've heard of those. Little trap door instead of a fly. Those swiss folks are ace!

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 00:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I feel a song coming on:
Down at the Old Kraut and Cock! Cock Cock!
Come, let us enjoy a little filet d'Unterstürmbahnführer with a little Spätlese: Ssthsthpsthpsthpthsthsth!

Pooster (pooster), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 00:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Please god don't let my sous-chef read this. Please god don't let my sous-chef read this. Please god don't let my sous-chef read this.

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 19 December 2002 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Sue Chef?
Is that what happened to Ms Denim?

Pete Andrews, Friday, 20 December 2002 09:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh Sue, Sue, Sue,Sue, Sue, Sue,Sue, Sue, Sue,Sue, Sue, Sue,
I miss you, you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,
Oh Sue, Sue, Sue,Sue, Sue, Sue,Sue, Sue, Sue,Sue, Sue, Sue.

Shakespear,,,eat your heart out.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 20 December 2002 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

back to the refreshments then

Weebleman (StillSimon), Friday, 20 December 2002 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link

five years pass...

Sauteed Rump of Lakeland Llama

Electronic Bugaloo, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 03:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Too unwieldly. Deep fried sand fly with basil and sage sprinkled with sea salt: umami, aromatic, salt, exoskeleton, what's not to love?

Michael White, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link

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