PARIS HILTON - PARIS

in the credits she thanks the guy who does her eyelashes with the words "you are a true artist and i am your barbie doll"

...this is like a Marcello Carlin review of a Girls Aloud album, only a million fucking times worse.

sleeping beauty, the princess in aladdin...

she doesn't sing about it, she just acts like it. she sings about a) guys wanting her for her body ("i'm sexy and you know it - clap your hands!") and b) her wanting guys for true love

lex a friend of mine had lunch wiht her just TWO YEARS ago....and said she was stunningly gorgeous.

yeah, a friend of mine says her blue eyes are remarkably beautiful. (i think they're contact lenses, too!)

Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston had 4 number one singles on it?

It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but "The Greatest Love of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves. Since, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message, crucial really. And it's beautifully stated on the album.

The only thing Paris eats is penis. I mean, really, she's sickly thin.

That said, I really love the new single. It's plastic fantastic.

1) she opens the album with a little yelp of "yah! that's hott!"
2) 'NOT LEAVING WITHOUT YOU' is AMAZING. it starts off like k clarkson with a country twang, explodes into a glorious "we can dance! we can dance! we can dance!" chorus, features a TICK TOCK moment (surely mandatory now for every female popstrel to have one of these), and climaxes in a stomping conclusion plus RAP.

Paris Hilton - Screwed (Chopped and ...)?

So, the Lex has me curious enough to download it, though that faux-reggae/No Doubt bullshit had me turned off and the single mix I heard of Screwed didn't exactly motivate me.

Oh, that's been mentioned.

however, mcd otm regarding the title

http://www.last.fm/music/MU/_/Paris+Hilton

didn't you see my image post right there

okay, so "drunk text" is pretty great

i was hoping that at some point it would break into a song but the part at the end where she starts repeating "it was just a drunk text" is a pretty sly little hook

i just can't get enough

the first time she says it was just a drunk text is my favorite line in a song from the past like year

I have no business being on this thread but come the fuck on, ppl

like, there are enough people out there who are better musicians and aren't reprehensible racist scumbags that you really don't need to pay attention to this worthless person

i haven't heard any of the songs from her debut but i think this is a pretty great use of her

it's not something that i'll listen to a lot cuz i do prefer, y'know, SONGS, but i was pretty happy about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkbjYcwPddI

Actually part 2 is where it gets funny -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYSv4HE2DDM&feature=watch_response

djp a) it's not her song, it's someone else's track that she did vocals for, and it was unreleased and when it leaked people just said it was a PH song

b) have you even heard it? It's not as awful as you'd think

Why on Earth would I even try to hear this song? I try to not support racists as best as I can.

Because you keep going on and on about how awful it "must be". I mean "this woman is racist and I think she's awful" is a totally legitimate thing but being all "you guys are idiots for wasting time on this piece of music that I haven't heard but KNOW is horrible" is kinda nagl

actually I keep going on and on about how she's a racist

and people should really remember that

why does paris hilton get a free pass on racism from some on ilx who normally would foam at the mouth about racists?

Had no idea she was a racist tbh but I'm pretty disgusted after a bit of googling

lol @ Stern over Faxing Berlin.

more Howard Stern on Paris:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfODf7-_eOg

oh i'm sure that's fascinating and hilarious

eagerly awaiting lex's return to this thread

Stars are Blind is a great fucking song

Your ears are broken

Also she's a racist airhead

Maybe you're into that

I'm into your mom, does that count?

Wow good one you still have shit taste in music and people

Why wouldn't you listen to the Tide is High instead

Is there a Paris Hilton version?

i'm with lex re this album.
its a genuinely good dance pop record ...

Yeah, it's p. okay. I had a funny moment a few years ago when some hipster guy at a party was going through my CDs. He picked Paris Hilton out. "Cool dude, you got a Banksy.". "Nah, it's an original.". He pulled a really funny face, put it back and carried on..

Yeah, it's p. okay. I had a funny moment a few years ago when some hipster guy at a party was going through my CDs. He picked Paris Hilton out. "Cool dude, you got a Banksy.". "Nah, it's an original.". He pulled a really funny face, put it back and carried on..

Thats amazing - love it!

Yeah this album's great.

I've been listening to it a lot again recently because it sounds especially good in hot weather.

her new single

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1JMjwJG2UM

SMH @ wayne's verse ("all she knows is suck, fuck")

paris turns 10 today

New Pitchfork review aims to trash it but seemingly can't avoid praising it somehow.

was some discussion about that on the Pitchfork thread the other week (from April 4)

https://variety.com/2021/music/news/paris-hilton-recording-stars-are-blind-1234891946/

lol there is a major and very unnecessary spoiler for Promising Young Woman (a pretty good film btw, and the scene where "Stars are Blind" appears is great) in the very first para of that article

I thought that URL was a quote of her opinion of music-makers: "Paris Hilton: 'Recording stars are blind'."

I thought we were done talking about this racist

starting to see what those rockist old left bores were going on about wrt the market-friendly pseudo-apoliticism of poptimism

Bummer that anyone needed a movie to help them figure out that "Stars are Blind" is a good song.

Extra bummer that the movie in question was not This Is Paris.

fwiw, when I revived this thread I was unaware of all the awful stuff that I have now found by searching "paris hilton racist".

lol the song is so half assed anyway no one gives a shit