This is the Thread Where You Bash REM's Monster

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only REM album I'll truly bash is Reveal. And even then I'd probably spend more time talking about how great "Imitation Of Life" is.

And btw, Geir Hongro thinks Reveal is the best REM album ever. I'll just note that so he doesn't have to.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:26 (twenty years ago) link

I like New Adventures in Hi-Fi a lot more. Reveal is truly a dog.

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:28 (twenty years ago) link

Actually, if I was to POO REM singles, it would probably be "What's The Frequency, Kenneth?".

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:29 (twenty years ago) link

see, to me New Adventures in Hi-Fi is REM's adventure into mediocrity. That album is too long and has too many weak songs. Monster is consistently good and does have some interesting/"innovative" stuff like "You." The chorus of that song is pretty swell imo.

MerkinMuffley (MerkinMuffley), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:34 (twenty years ago) link

To me, the second most grievous omission from the Best of album (next to "shiny happy people") is "Tongue". I don't even like REM, but I kinda dig that song.

And "Crush with Eyeliner" sucks, but I really like the video.

Phantom Twinkies, Monday, 10 November 2003 02:43 (twenty years ago) link

My mom used to listen to it when she cleaned the house. I like plenty of it, but I only know a few REM albums. I really like Strange Currencies and the one with the falsetto is really catchy.

Sonny A. (Keiko), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:48 (twenty years ago) link

better than Fables, Up, and Reveal, worse than the rest though not that much worse than Out of Time really

cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:50 (twenty years ago) link

how do you figure, given that Fables is thee best R.E.M. album and everyone knows it? I mean, KOHOUTEK!!!

Aaron A., Monday, 10 November 2003 03:04 (twenty years ago) link

hatin' on Out Of Time. Shame. That album would be entirely terrific if not for the damn opener. Ok and maybe "Texarkana." But dig that funky bass line! That's the most Mike Mills you'll ever get in one dose ever.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 10 November 2003 03:06 (twenty years ago) link

Three songs save Monster from the trash heap: "...Kenneth," "Strange Currencies," and "I Don't Sleep, I Dream."

I've understood the love given to "Tongue." *yawn*

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 10 November 2003 03:11 (twenty years ago) link

er, I've never understood...

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 10 November 2003 03:12 (twenty years ago) link

R.E.M. generally write good songs. Then it kind of sucks putting the singer so way behind in the mix the actual songs are not heard at all for just guitar noise.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 10 November 2003 03:13 (twenty years ago) link

ok if there's one thing I'll bash about this album it's probably that the artwork revealed that they'd all basically gone insane and started purchasing goofier sunglasses. Ok, only Michael and Mike looked immediately like they'd lost it, but Peter looks bigger and drunker than before and not long after Bill's head exploded and he decided to be a farmer and never leave his house.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 10 November 2003 03:13 (twenty years ago) link

Bill Berry leaves his house all the time!

cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 10 November 2003 03:14 (twenty years ago) link

whew. good to know Peter was just exaggerating in that interview I read somewhere.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 10 November 2003 03:15 (twenty years ago) link

I used to run into him in grocery stores at like seven in the morning, he'd be all duded up in black leather and sunglasses and I'd think 'real lowkey there Bill'

cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 10 November 2003 03:16 (twenty years ago) link

The nice thing about Monster is you can buy a copy for $3.99 in any record store in America.

It does sound better now than it did in '94. That said, I think history will be less kind to REM than they deserve.

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Monday, 10 November 2003 03:16 (twenty years ago) link

my sister used to ride horses on his land and the dirt road in front of his driveway is a real popular place for Oconee teens to learn how to drive

cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 10 November 2003 03:16 (twenty years ago) link

dude I can't blame Bill. He must see videos like "Lotus" and go DAMMIT, I COULD HAVE BEEN IN THAT!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 10 November 2003 03:18 (twenty years ago) link

It's just FUCKING WRONG.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 10 November 2003 03:19 (twenty years ago) link

haha! the rem behind the music (dullest ever - "next on behind the music mike mills makes a deadly donation to npr") where he's all 'I leave the band and they make their best record (Up)' is hilarious. I remember the reaction in the press was 'well any other member and the band would be kaput' but alot of people close to the band have told me bill berry had ALOT of ideas and was generally good at grounding or vetoing stipe's bad ideas.

cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 10 November 2003 03:21 (twenty years ago) link

Berry wrote some of their best songs, IIRC. can't think of any specific examples beyond "Everybody Hurts," which isn't one of my favorites (though I do like it a lot), though.

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 10 November 2003 03:23 (twenty years ago) link

I doubt there's anybody except Geir who doesn't wish Bill Berry was still in the group.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 10 November 2003 03:24 (twenty years ago) link

Except maybe Bill.

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Monday, 10 November 2003 03:28 (twenty years ago) link

It was the only REM album that made my 90s list. As I mentioned, I was shocked to realize how good it was when I put it on a couple weeks ago.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Monday, 10 November 2003 03:45 (twenty years ago) link

While "Up" and "Reveal" are IMO among the best they've done, I don't say why they would have been any less good with Bill Berry still in the group. :-)

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 10 November 2003 03:51 (twenty years ago) link

"Crush with Eyeliner" is fucking awesome, people. So sleazy and leering.

Michael Patrick Brady (Michael Patrick Brady), Monday, 10 November 2003 04:09 (twenty years ago) link

see, to me New Adventures in Hi-Fi is REM's adventure into mediocrity.

Basically true, but I think "E-Bow the Letter" is one of the finest things they've ever done. REM was officially over for me when I heard the new song they wrote for the Andy Kauffman movie -- the musical equivalent of a faked orgasm.

j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 10 November 2003 04:20 (twenty years ago) link

It gets a bunch of shit now, but I seem to remember Monster being really well-reviewed when it came out, the songs were nearly inescapable on the radio, and the tour got lots of press.

Wha' happened?

Cat Named Sloopy, Monday, 10 November 2003 05:27 (twenty years ago) link

At the time, I think people were more interested in the fact Buck had begun playing electric guitars again than they were the album itself. One the novelty faded away, we were left with a collection of songs that really wasn't up to snuff.

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 10 November 2003 05:44 (twenty years ago) link

also, didn't they make a big movie out of the tour?

Dave M. (rotten03), Monday, 10 November 2003 06:10 (twenty years ago) link

I guess I always assumed "Monster" was received fairly well. I probably listen to it more than any other R.E.M. album. Fuck wot anyone says, I love it.

I also like New Adventures in Hi Fi, but moreso for individual songs than the whole shebang. There's half a dozen songs I program out when I listen to it. Definitely not the first six however.

Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 10 November 2003 06:56 (twenty years ago) link

I like the album's songs. But it's one of my least favorite REM albums because it's at this time that Stipe shaved his head (Corgan, that fucker, soon followed (right?) and they both went to hell), Mike Mills started living in those nudie suits which became a gateway drug to bad bleach jobs and shaggy hair, and too many people bought this album then sold it back in the thousands, making the used cd racks a more terrible shade of orange.

Carey (Carey), Monday, 10 November 2003 07:00 (twenty years ago) link

I'm pretty sure it did recieve mostly positive reviews initially (RS gave it 4 1/2 stars and it was among SPIN's albums of the year).

I can understand to a degree why some may consider it a mediocre effort, but it wasn't even considered good enough for mediocre reviews - from what I gather, most reviews written after 1994 called this among the worst albums of alltime, and the biggest mistake REM has ever made. It's almost gotten to the point where bashing this album is the equivalent of praising Sgt Pepper.

I enjoy nearly every song, and it's certainly among my 3 favorite REM records.

billstevejim, Monday, 10 November 2003 07:52 (twenty years ago) link

I thought it was great at the time but I was also drunk that entire year. I don't think I ever listened to it after I sobered up.

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Monday, 10 November 2003 08:36 (twenty years ago) link

"Hmm, tremelo sounds good on this song. Hmmm, tremelo sounds good on this other song. let's do it. Hey, you know, some tremelo would sound good on the new song we're recording here. I say, tremelo gets the thumbs up"

donut bitch (donut), Monday, 10 November 2003 09:13 (twenty years ago) link

The Samson theory: REM went bad when Stipe lost his hair.

Jonathan Z., Monday, 10 November 2003 09:33 (twenty years ago) link

I love "let me in". very MBV-ish, love the simple keyboard melody coming in 1/3 of the way through. and stipe's voice breaking out of its mumble to unleash a WAIL. moving stuff, but a lot of this album is just clunky rock.

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Monday, 10 November 2003 10:43 (twenty years ago) link


"I like New Adventures in Hi-Fi a lot more. Reveal is truly a dog.
-- Keith Harris (kharris3...), November 10th, 2003."

Here Here, Keith!
(it's an injoke, folks.)

musicmope (musicmope), Monday, 10 November 2003 11:08 (twenty years ago) link

Monster received amazingly good reviews at the time of its release. I can't recall a negative one (though admittedly I have better things to do with my time). I suspect that when people say they hate it what they're really saying is that they hate the way White people sounded in 1984.

musicmope (musicmope), Monday, 10 November 2003 11:26 (twenty years ago) link

That's 1994, of course. In 1984 everyone here who was old enough was listening to "Urgent" and loving it. No wait, I mean Chronic Town...

musicmope (musicmope), Monday, 10 November 2003 11:29 (twenty years ago) link

No, Monster was a huge letdown for me at the time. My friend Chris and I taped it off the radio--some Seattle station played it the midnight it was released or some such stunt--and we were both all underwhelmed shrugs.

By the way, what's the injoke. I don't get it? Did I make it?

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:20 (twenty years ago) link

stipe's in a b-boy stance

cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:30 (twenty years ago) link

And Buck looks like a vampire roadie for the Damned.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:32 (twenty years ago) link

"Monster received amazingly good reviews at the time of its release. I can't recall a negative one (though admittedly I have better things to do with my time). -- musicmope


Monster got great hype before it came out. Don't they always? I can't recall ANY REM album ever getting a bad review, generally speaking, until, probably, Reveal (maybe UP too but I seem to remember the consensus generally being positive on that one too).

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:57 (twenty years ago) link

I really like the first few songs - "Crush With Eyeliner," especially.

Sam J. (samjeff), Monday, 10 November 2003 23:07 (twenty years ago) link

Great songs on Monster - Kenneth, Crush With Eyeliner, Strange Currencies, Let Me In. Everything else strikes me as being soulles, contrives, naff or all three in one.

Crush With Eyeliner is particularly great as you get the sense that REM *knew* it was the one song that encapsulated everything they were trying to achieve on that record yet nonetheless spent the rest of the album chucking out pale Xeroxes of it.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 10 November 2003 23:19 (twenty years ago) link

I mean, the tremolo, the swagger, the exaggerated faux-sexuality - it's all there - but try putting on I Took Your Name or Bang And Blame and feeling the same thing.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 10 November 2003 23:20 (twenty years ago) link

anybody see that documentary from the Monster-era where they're all excited SNL is gonna let them play "Bang And Blame," like it's some kinda coup? Jesus. I was crazy for that shit back when I was 15, but I don't know what Eric Weisbard's excuse was.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 10 November 2003 23:22 (twenty years ago) link

that solo is also still hot shit imo

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 15:34 (two years ago) link

years later i finally hear all the 70s power pop / jangle / light psychedelia in r.e.m.'s sound. quite an achievement that they took it to the bank in the 80s and 90s. that sort of thing seemed really out of fashion esp in the 90s? at the time i don't think i really understood what i was hearing, too young.

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 15:37 (two years ago) link

Which bands in particular are you thinking of?

juristic person (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 16:15 (two years ago) link

"Star 69" is a jam!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 16:18 (two years ago) link

this was a live thing where Natalie was singing "Leaving on a Jet Plane" and Michael was singing a different cover song as a duet and then he starts singing "I've got the music in me! I've got the music in me!" -- I have confidence that someone reading this knows about this and that it isn't a rare thing at all actually.

― sarahell, Wednesday, October 20, 2021 9:26 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Here it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJPvMub2JXI

Wow I had a LOT of REM boot cassettes back in the day and I assumed this was something I had but this one's new to me -- love loopy Stipe (same goes for the Tom's Diner Bingo Handjob tape)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 16:21 (two years ago) link

Anyway I'm glad the forces of good have reclaimed this thread and made it into the Monster appreciation thread this record deserves

Star 69 forever

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 16:23 (two years ago) link

is bashing one's monster a euphemism

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 16:24 (two years ago) link

Which bands in particular are you thinking of?

― juristic person (morrisp), Wednesday, October 20, 2021 5:15 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

big star, the byrds

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 16:27 (two years ago) link

wonder if there's a timeline where r.e.m. relaunches the byrds like pearl jam relaunched neil young

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 16:32 (two years ago) link

i'm just shitposting, anyway monster is a cool album

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 16:33 (two years ago) link

xxxp I had never heard that Leaving on a Jet Plane / multiple-VU-songs mashup bootleg either... nice

juristic person (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 16:36 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

this has aged p well actually

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE DIAPER GOT LOOSE (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 February 2023 19:11 (one year ago) link

This was great then and is still great now.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 1 February 2023 19:16 (one year ago) link

Great album that I've never truly been able to get to the centre of. Much about it which is true is also not true.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 1 February 2023 19:35 (one year ago) link

Aged better than the remix.

pplains, Wednesday, 1 February 2023 20:40 (one year ago) link

I'm not
commodity

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 February 2023 20:43 (one year ago) link

The first side is great.

Crush and Frequency, plus Bang, remain solid for me. Sorry if that's a basic opinion.

I only lose the plot at Reveal.

forbidden fruit salad (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 1 February 2023 21:20 (one year ago) link

Monster was and is shit. Radiohead killed REM on that tour. Mike Mills wearing those ridiculous suits is just more shame accenting the end of REM.

brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 1 February 2023 21:48 (one year ago) link

strange currencies > everybody hurts

not too strange just bad audio (brimstead), Wednesday, 1 February 2023 21:52 (one year ago) link

not really

not too strange just bad audio (brimstead), Wednesday, 1 February 2023 21:53 (one year ago) link

We have to bash Rem as a whole

CerebralCaustic, Wednesday, 1 February 2023 23:23 (one year ago) link

The final three songs are a final act almost as great as the final three songs on Automatic.

(I'm sure many would point to Circus Envy as the weak link there but I really like how infected and deep fried it sounds. The mid-point between Radio Friendly Unit Shifter and the Manics' My Guernica).

you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 2 February 2023 08:05 (one year ago) link

probably my favorite "rock" track on the album.

got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 2 February 2023 12:48 (one year ago) link

It’s significantly better and more cohesive than Document

beamish13, Thursday, 2 February 2023 14:39 (one year ago) link

not really
― not too strange just bad audio (brimstead), Wednesday, February 1, 2023 4:53 PM (yesterday)

I think you made a typo intending to say "no, really"

billstevejim, Thursday, 2 February 2023 15:45 (one year ago) link

eight months pass...

“bang and blame” is 75% of a great song, unfortunately the other 25% is the chorus

is he disgruntled adrian? (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 23:21 (six months ago) link

The second best thing about this entire album is the jangly rhythm guitar in the verse of Bang and Blame

The best thing about this entire album is the acoustic guitar in the verse of Bang and Blame

Road House: Songs and Stories (Master of Treacle), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 23:43 (six months ago) link

I keep hoping that 25th anniversary remaster box set of this will start popping up in used bins with the frequency of the original release, but no dice so far. Haha.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 00:11 (six months ago) link

The guitar thing where it goes "what's the frequency Kenneth, is your Benzedrine uh uh" WOKKAWOKKAWOKKAWOKKA is one of the best sounds ever

otm

Lily Dale, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 00:15 (six months ago) link

i.e. tremolo (unless you're Leo Fender when you call it "vibrato" on the amp because you previously named vibrato bridges wrongly)

assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 00:52 (six months ago) link

I can still hum the melodies of all the feedback on this record

The first and last four tracks + Tongue are all good to great

This record is like your health as a fortysomething - not the best, but as good as it gets until you break up

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 11:50 (six months ago) link

I hear it more as a DUGADUGADUGADUGA

...eh you get the gist of it (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 12:13 (six months ago) link

The first NEW rem album that came out after I became a super fan. I liked it at the time because it wasn't awful and I was IN on the band so much. I tried to listen to it the other day and couldn't get through it. "Tongue" is the one I still like because it isn't overworked. In a perfect world I would switch it with "Ignoreland" on Automatic, putting "Ignoreland" on Monster so I could toss the whole damn thing.

Radiohead did indeed slay on their opening slot touring.

Cow_Art, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 13:16 (six months ago) link

Sonic Youth opened for REM on the Monster tour date that I saw (KC) and similarly upstaged them. REM had a lot of sound problems with the mix that night too, I don't know if that was atypical

erasingclouds, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 13:35 (six months ago) link

i was at that show!

andrew m., Wednesday, 4 October 2023 13:52 (six months ago) link

I saw REM on the Monster tour with Radiohead, at Milton Keynes Bowl (?), and "High and Dry" was the most out-of-tune vocal I've ever heard, like literally a whole field of people wincing. Great show though

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 14:01 (six months ago) link

As in, "Don't leave me [much too high] highhhhh, don't leave me [much too low] dryyyyyyyy"

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 14:02 (six months ago) link

Blur opened on one of the Milton Keynes dates. Bit weird to think about imo.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 14:37 (six months ago) link

from what I read on Wikipedia, bill berry was really influenced by Echobelly for the Monster guitar sound. I think maybe they did that tremolo thing too?

brimstead, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 16:09 (six months ago) link

five months pass...

Surreally, Dan Rather interviewing the band and even performing a bit of "What's The Frequency, Kenneth?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96ucWfkML7g

paisley got boring (Eazy), Tuesday, 2 April 2024 14:33 (two weeks ago) link

the cover art is the worst thing about this album, in retrospect

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 13:54 (two weeks ago) link

special 12" remix of Dan Rather singing "Kenneth."

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 14:10 (two weeks ago) link

Banged by Blame

pplains, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 14:44 (two weeks ago) link

Warner Bros - release the Rather mixes, you cowards....

my opinionation (Hamildan), Thursday, 4 April 2024 11:51 (two weeks ago) link


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