POINTLESS POETRY

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I might, I flight, I sight
Modest mouse lyrics I could recite
I'll cut the strings from your kite
Springer spaniel that cannot bite
It has no teeth.

― jel --, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

U&K - Pokémon Poetry!!!!!!

Time for a pokemon Battle !!!
What??? Our enemy is made of metal.
Bulbasaur teach Mewtwo a lesson.
And rock like Marlin Manson!!!
So what if Mewtwo is so strong!!!
I and Bulbasaur are gonna defeat that Mewtwo as a little song.
For us,Mewtwo is just a little put. (?)
We are gonna kick his butt.
Adam and Bulbasaur-what a great team
We will fight and be mean.
Bulbasar-razor leaf!!!
Now tackle that Mewtwo!!!
Boom!Bang!Bulba!Bulba!Watch out!!!!!!
And sweet victory.
What bulbasaur is evolving???

― Sarah, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I love my electrode
It Died,It Died!
My Mother said It ran Away,
SHE LIED SHE LIED

Also see WORDSWORTH ON POKEMON!!!

― Sarah, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Plain Jane

Brain Drain

Insane

Quatrain.

― misterjones, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Today in Metro
I saw a tiny puppy
Sitting by a Coke can
And I thought
What a tasty combo.

― Sam, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

that puppy was cute - only 3 inches high!

but Sam saying he'll eat is is making my cry :(

― katie, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I looked myself in the eye
When I was only three
And what did I see, what was the sight?
Well all I saw was me.

― Pete, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Discord my eclipse
Thunder in your ellipse
Down, down, down
Dude is this your towel?
Like a duck you're fowl
Beat that itch
Don't be humble
Switch the switch

Little rocker kid
Looks like a girl
Cardboard box has no lid,
Ain't that swell
The rain is seeping in
Easy geezer, you'll never win.

― jel --, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

a porcupine with no quills
a pencil with no lead
thrills without the spills
this poem in my head

― Alan T, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Such a delightful sandwich
That I bought from a shop
The blip was just a glitch
It's important to know when to
Stop

― jel --, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I was once on a mission
on a cruise I was wishin
that my mom was in the kitchen
eatin chicken
finger lickin Thanks to Brandon DiCamillo for that one

― chris, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

my new minimalist poem, relating to the eating of a sandwich:

Crumbs.

― jel --, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I just played GoldenTee

And got a birdie

On a par 3

― Jonnie, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i love samosas, from my head down to my toes-ahs!

― katie, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

katie wins

― misterjones, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I just brought in the bins. (no.....really it's not funny, my hands are covered in binjuice)

― Ronan, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

AARGH!!! GARBAGE WATER! GARBAGE WATER!

― katie, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

13.09 GMT

My tummy starts to groan and keen
And I think I hear it say:
"Oh God I hope that the canteen
'S doing chicken wings today."

― Sam, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Would a random contrarian make for a good librarian?

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

poem
poem will peck you
poem will wun away
poem can be eraser
poem can not be eraser
poem goes book, book, book!

― rainy, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I see an orange orangutan. It is my favourite. I cry at it, it nanish.

― mike hanle y, Sunday, 17 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

katie should write all tompaulin lyrics in future

― electric sound of jim, Sunday, 17 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one month passes...

Game Show Network is awesome Except for gross Richard Dawson I know that doesn't quite rhyme But I didn't have the time

― Solomon, Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Occam's ladyshave

Your bum does look big in that, as it happens

― Matt, Sunday, 28 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

nine years pass...

I once bit a man in his nose - he bleed in my mouth
MY HEART WENT SOUTH

― I love obscure members of the Athrotheiria mammal genus and... (Latham Green), Monday, 15 August 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

I have stopped pointing,
the pointing which is out,
as it happens. Here there
is none of that about.

What this is about will not
be pointed out or elsewhere,
it being self-explanationless
at this point in time.

Why it should have a point
is beyond me, beyond you,
and somewhat behind us.
No. Further left.

Ooops. That is to say
ignore that last bit. Ok?
And reread the first stanzas,
For they conform to the plot.

― Aimless, Sunday, 26 August 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

eight years pass...

The hours drip like shower water down the tiles

― calstars, Sunday, 20 June 2021 23:59 (two years ago) link

Christianity
Fist a manatee

― Hideous Lump, Monday, 21 June 2021 06:25 (two years ago) link

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