Passover

Matzah is awful but charoset is the dog's bollocks, sorry.

I really dislike the expression 'dog's bollocks' and I can't work out why I used it.

on the downside, i'll be missing the Dizzee Rascal concert as the family is located in Detroit.

Last year I was informed that seder involved ONE plate with all of the stuff on it, whereas all my life I had pictured individual seder plates for each person. Perhaps that was just in my informant's family? SKOOL ME IN SEDER!

I would like to go to a seder. I've always felt I was born into the wrong religion (ultra-WASPY episcopalian) and that my true self is a Jew. Kind of like some people are born biologically male but know deep down they are actually a chick.

I miss all the dead relatives. Not many live ones left too.

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So I asked my friendly neighborhood Jew and SHE DID NOT KNOW WHERE MATZAH MEAL CAME FROM! I mean, does it come from a matzah plant? What the hell??????

xpost oooooooh, I LOVE me some brisket!

Matzah is awful. I refuse to eat it. Unless it's fried matzah, because fried matzah is awesome.

I like to eat matzah (is that what you call the cracker stuff or do you call that something like "matzah cracker?") with butter and a little salt.

This is actully the second thread today in which I've seen reference to "pulses." Is this a UK thing, 'cause I have no idea what that is, either!

How does one fuck up charoset? It's the easiest thing to make, that's why we used to assign it to my grandfather.

http://www.paleotimes.org/images/matzo.jpg

How exactly is this horseradish used in the Passover sense (creamy horseradish spread on matah=idea I must pursue)?

Let us now recall the GEFILTE wars from the Rosh Hashanah thread.

why the fuck would you try to make it out of matzo meal??!??! that would be about as dense as a neutron star.

the only passover kugel is POTATO kugel which is made basically the same way as regular potato kugel, of which im making about 10 lbs of come saturday.

My mom bought me a bunch of matzah bagels (the GOOD kind that taste not unlike actual bread). Fittingly, I forgot to bring them home with me. I also meant to take one of her boxes of matzah for making fried matzah one night, but I forgot that too (and I can't find any near where I live). Fortunately, I did bring home some chicken, gefilte fish, and a few sweets.

So essentially, this will be a no carbs week for me (potatoes excepted). Which is perhaps a good thing, because I've been overdoing it on the carbs over the last few months. Except this means I CAN'T GET FULL.

Did anyone on ILX keep Passover besides me?

last night, my parents made pasta with dinner because "there's nothing about it in Leviticus"

also, i used the sephardic custom (im half israeli, so its ok too, hah) of rice/beans/corn being ok. except basically it just meant that i had like, soda and stuff with corn syrup in it. i never got around to having rice or beans. actually, it worked out really well. i made my matzo lasagne, that went over well, lots of fried matza, and tons of fruit. easiest year yet. still, saturday night i went out to get the now customary pizza.

I did Sephardic Passover one year when I felt like going out for nachos one night.

These are somewhat rhetorical questions, since Hurting's Rule #1 applies.

I had gefilte fish with my lunch four times this week. How can anyone not like the stuff?

my aunt called tonight asking where everyone was as she had prepared her usual enough food for two dozen people meals

my mother: 'um, passover starts TOMORROW night"
aunt: ' oh"

she called her daughter-in-law and is told the same thing

so now who knows what's going on

Rather than bread, I think I'll end Passover with an assload of beer. That worked out really well last year.

Isn't this pretty inconsequential in light of crab being non-kosher?

Isn't this pretty inconsequential in light of crab being non-kosher?

To learn more, see Maimonides - Laws of Chometz and Matzah 5:1; Code of Jewish Law - OC 453; Igros Moshe OC 3:63.

I didn't realize that. But if you're eating unkosher food that prepared kosher for passover aren't you still doing wrong?

Yes, I followed the rules of Passover (no shrimp during Passover, or any other time of the year for that matter) but I wasn't consistent with my usual habits (I like shrimp). If the shrimp had been breaded, it would have been a different story. OTOH, I don't buy kosher meat so you could argue that the chicken I ate tonight is just as unkosher as the shrimp I passed up over the weekend.

most jews in america don't keep kosher. but passover is a religious holiday and a lot of jewish people want to do something ceremonial to keep those ties to their roots. so they do the "kosher for passover" thing and fast on yom kippur and go on with their lives. i don't think it's particularly hypocritical. it's about having a couple of days out of the year where you recognize those old-world traditions.

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it really is worth it to get the genuine huggable matzah ball. the knock-off ones give you a rash

I always eat way too many macaroons. Favorite are Manichevitz chocolate chip.

I love the Hillel sandwich why because it tastes intersting.

I try to do the unleavened kosher for Passover but usually some Gentile will trick me into eating cake on the last day, arguing with me over when the holiday ends.

what's passover like round your way?

Sometimes (including this year) I visit my parents. We invite the widow over, eat lamb and boiled egg and parsley and matzo ball soup. Then we play bridge, while the dog jumps on the table and eats a golf-ball shaped hole in the honey cake.

I like the idea of the stupid son.

it only occurred to me now that the reason the GHMB looked just a bit small for hugging (lol, matzoh ball is hueg) was because it might not be meant for adults. i have to see my sister's plague kit.

i was holding onto the possibility that my mom had invented 'hillel sandwich', but i'm glad it's found elsewhere as well.

my parents are abandoning me for grandma, tho i may join them if i can and the crowd isn't too large already. i might end up leading a seder - lol?

oh yeah, the hillel sandwich is in the hagaddah isn't it

happy pesach!

wtf with bay area "matzah shortage"?! By Saturday night, every single grocery store in town was completely out of matzah and matzo meal.

Matzah blows. Sorry.

-- Hurting (Hurting), Friday, April 22, 2005 11:29 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

CONTROVERSIAL OPINION.

We didn't do Passover this year, as my Grandparents, who usually host, are on the other side of the country. Usually it's the seder with the reading and the singing and the wine and the plagues and the haroset and the bitter herbs and the matzoh ball soup and family arguments.

Plagues are A++++ would visit them on Egypt again.