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Although Kelly Osbourne seems to be fighting gamely to keep her booty.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link

THAT'S BECAUSE SHE IS VOMITING AFTER EVERY MEAL, DICK!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought Lt. Kingfish's post read "Jesus" and was wondering when Mary Magdalene fronted Save Ferris.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:57 (nineteen years ago) link

if you remember correctly, Jesus spent most of the book of Matthew trying to Get Dat Azz

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:58 (nineteen years ago) link

um, do you guys mind? me and mjh's pic are trying to have some privacy.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:00 (nineteen years ago) link

kelly osbourne is just 'big' so she has a proportionate big ass. i think the concept people have of a white girl having a fat ass and a black girl having a fat ass is different, if this post is anything to go by. im not talking about an overweight ass! vida guerra has a great ass, irrespective of race.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I like Kelly. Jack should get the chair, though.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:01 (nineteen years ago) link

vida:

http://plaza.ufl.edu/goldnray/Vida1.jpg

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Me!

Uh.... yeah, anyway... moving along.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Does Jennifer Capriati still have ass? Lindsay Davenport definitely does. Um, lessee. Picabo Street? All those German swimmers from the 70s. All those non-black, non-latino Russ Meyer pin-ups.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:07 (nineteen years ago) link

racquel welch. jennifer anniston used to.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Jennifer Aniston isn't a woman.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha oh wait how could I forger ANNA NICOLE SMITH!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Speaking of athletes: Misty May.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Damn oops, I was about to post:

http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/2004/08/24/sports/olympics/24cnd-beach.2.184.jpg

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:10 (nineteen years ago) link

after observing various asses on various women from varying ethnicities, i think its fair to say that there are great asses of all sides across the board. and this is a wonderful thing.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought this thread was going to be about naming asses.

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Woody Allen

― Huck, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

maria, do you mean like, branding them?

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Like Jennifer Aniston's butt is nicknamed "Patty"

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:29 (nineteen years ago) link

"Slappy White"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

my aunt by marriage on my father's side.

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Whose butt is named "Spanky"?

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

My greatgrandma was Gladys. We called her "Happy Bottom"

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

5 of my exes. god bless them all

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

names, numbers, and sexual turn-ons please.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:39 (nineteen years ago) link

don't be g--ff c-nn-n

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Sophie Dahl (pre-diet)

― The BFG, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

kelly osbourne is just 'big' so she has a proportionate big ass.

have you seen her in person? i was shocked. she's about 5'1 and a size four, i'd estimate - really tiny. she's got an extremely round face and the camera probably adds weight, but she's definitely not big by any stretch of the word.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

never seen her in person, no, so thats news to me.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Maybe she only looks thick in comparison to the L.A./MTV girls she's standing next to on tv.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:08 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.davidstrick.com/hollywood/Hollywood%201/Hollywood%201%20one/Celeb%20Images%201/Rene-Zellweger.jpg

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:25 (nineteen years ago) link

http://tqb.com/rose/pictures/mcgowan.jpg

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:47 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.avninsider.com/story_images/2261-1.jpg

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.dirty.org/~bug/images/shows/2002/02mtmf09.JPG

― Shelfy, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:54 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.dirty.org/~bug/images/shows/2002/02mtmf02.JPG

― Shelfy, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't believe none of the ex-Sinister types have mentioned Isobel Campbell yet.

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 22:52 (nineteen years ago) link

who can forget...
http://archives.thedaily.washington.edu/1995/102695/mart.gif

― rcrumble, Thursday, 26 August 2004 02:26 (nineteen years ago) link

the immortal:
http://www.lucienfrancoeur.com/louisebrooks/images/brooks27.jpg

― film freak, Thursday, 26 August 2004 02:36 (nineteen years ago) link

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― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 26 August 2004 06:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Claire from Steps

― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 26 August 2004 07:54 (nineteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

kelly key

joanna newsom

― Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Sunday, 10 April 2005 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Joanna Newsom!?

pics pls

― sugarpants: bea arthur's secret lover (sugarpants), Sunday, 10 April 2005 16:18 (nineteen years ago) link

If by white you mean "not black," then I humbly nominate Shakira:

http://aldo063.free.fr/07%20D%e9cembre%202003/shakira/shakira223.jpg

― sugarpants: bea arthur's secret lover (sugarpants), Sunday, 10 April 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link

every woman in my family

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 11 April 2005 03:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Hm. Going by the "white = not black" definition, uh hello, MEMEMEMEMEEEEE. And I've always had a big bum, too, even when I was really physically fit and decidedly capable of running an eight-minute mile.

― I am that unhip, naive nobody you always avoid. (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 11 April 2005 04:09 (nineteen years ago) link

there is in fact not a single photo of isobel campbell's bum on the internet.

(although i'm now searching for photos of just the streets of glasgow in case those photos catch a glimpse)

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 11 April 2005 04:34 (nineteen years ago) link

found it
http://www.buildingconnections.co.uk/imagebank/pics/261.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 11 April 2005 04:37 (nineteen years ago) link

None of the asses on this thread are large in teh bootay sense. Shakira doesnt even HAVE a botbot.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 11 April 2005 04:38 (nineteen years ago) link

that's not the most representative picture, though. just the funniest.

― sugarpants: bea arthur's secret lover (sugarpants), Monday, 11 April 2005 11:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Badly Drawn Kit to thread

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 11 April 2005 12:28 (nineteen years ago) link

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