taking sides: lyndon baines johnson vs. richard milhous nixon

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Everett McKinley Dirksen

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 27 May 2004 03:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Favorite curse word showdown as both liked to curse:

Johnson's "sonofabitch" vs. Nixon's "cocksucker"

earlnash, Thursday, 27 May 2004 03:13 (nineteen years ago) link

which president would've been most likely to use "motherfucker" as his showdown cussword of choice?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 27 May 2004 03:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Wasn't Clinton a big emmer-effer-dropper back in the day?

Scott CE (Scott CE), Thursday, 27 May 2004 03:24 (nineteen years ago) link

or, even better, Michael Joseph Mansfield

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 27 May 2004 03:33 (nineteen years ago) link

LBJ was a mean old cuss and corrupt as hell, but he also signed the 1964 Civil Rights Act. At the time, he remarked that the Civil Rights Act would certainly destroy the Democratic Party coalition as it had existed since FDR. He signed it anyway.

Nixon who saw the same political facts and in response devised the infamous "Southern strategy" to win the solid South for the Party of Lincoln, by turning it into the party of preference for southern racists.

LBJ also had the guts to withdraw from the race after the New Hampshire primary, even though he was a sitting president and he actually won that primary. Eugene McCarthy only got 38% of the New Hampshire vote in '68.

Nixon, even after Watergate had busted wide open and his many, many crimes were common knowledge practically had to be pried out of office with a crowbar.

LBJ screwed up badly in Vietnam and mired the country in an unwinnable war. Nixon was a flat-out war criminal.

So, LBJ gets my vote, if those are the only two choices. No contest.

Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 27 May 2004 03:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Nixon who saw the same political facts and in response...

er not to be an apologist (I don't think this is being one anyway but still need to put that disclaimer out there) but the political facts were not the same as Nixon had to contend with George Wallace running against him, whereas LBJ didn't.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 May 2004 04:01 (nineteen years ago) link

and I hate to seem cynical but it could be said that two reasons LBJ could get away with signing the CRA are that:

1. he was running barely less than a year after JFK ate it in Dallas.
2. he was running against Goldwater, a total nutcase who LBJ very astutely portrayed as such.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 May 2004 04:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Wallace was a thorn in his side because Wallace gave disaffected racist Democrats an alternative to Nixon and Nixon couldn't fight back at Wallace by overtly appealing to racism - as that would lose him too many votes outside the south.

But Nixon's southern strategy was more a long term plan than a short term tactic. A glance will show that the solid south has now turned pretty solidly Republican - which is where Nixon wanted it. He taught others to follow the path he trod first.

Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 27 May 2004 04:18 (nineteen years ago) link

oh yeah, I'm not denying that his was a long-term strategy, but I do think it did help him overcome short-term obstacles like Wallace (and of course that sniper didn't hurt either).

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 May 2004 04:19 (nineteen years ago) link

the sniper was 1972, not 1968.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 27 May 2004 04:32 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, that's a long-term strategy, dude.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 May 2004 04:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Nixon Reconsidered

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 27 May 2004 05:45 (nineteen years ago) link

stence: you should teach history at some hippy alternative high school.

Ian Johnson (orion), Thursday, 27 May 2004 06:17 (nineteen years ago) link

nixon's plot to sabotage vietnam peace talks in 1968 - by using a go-between to urge south vietnam's president to boycott them, promising that he'd provide better terms if he were elected that year - was one of the most despicable acts in the history of the republic. lbj was a bastard too but he never sunk that low, and he said some pretty entertaining things now and then.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 27 May 2004 06:44 (nineteen years ago) link

LBJ - a great man, brought low be events. Arguably anyway. I have the suspicion that the Vietnam war was like a trainwreck that no electable American President could have avoided.

Nixon - a raving lunatic. The nearest thing to a certifiably insane nutbag the USA has ever had in the White House.

Both therefore have their advantages.

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 27 May 2004 16:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Ian actually you know I've always wanted to do that. Maybe if I ever move back to Louisville I could teach at my alma mater.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 May 2004 16:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Inspired by the link, I spent a few moments reconsidering Nixon. After reconsideration, he's still scum.

Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 27 May 2004 16:18 (nineteen years ago) link

apparently when Nixon was President the army had special orders not to obey any order to fire nuclear missiles at Russia if it was given by Nixon after 6.00 in the evening, unless it was confirmed the following morning.

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 27 May 2004 16:23 (nineteen years ago) link

the Army? You sure about that?

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 May 2004 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link

also, LBJ wins because of this:

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 May 2004 16:25 (nineteen years ago) link

the Civil Rights Act was championed by Mansfield, and might not have happened without Dirksen

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 27 May 2004 16:26 (nineteen years ago) link

The CRA only barely justifies the cynical asshole Johnson was for most of his life. Read Master of the Senate for details of his political genius. Nixon was a sui generis asshole.

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 27 May 2004 16:31 (nineteen years ago) link

THE SCAR, PEOPLE!

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 May 2004 16:31 (nineteen years ago) link

"You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were on the heel" -LBJ

"If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world?" - Nixon

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 27 May 2004 16:33 (nineteen years ago) link

PANSIES! COWS!

GLADIOLAS!

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 27 May 2004 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link

apparently LBJ used to make Senators go for skinny dips with him to make them vote his way.

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 27 May 2004 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link

el B.J. is a folk hero in Mexico...

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 27 May 2004 17:04 (nineteen years ago) link

With LBJ, he knew psychology well enough to know that showing your huge knob to less well-endowed men is a good way to assert alpha status.

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 27 May 2004 17:59 (nineteen years ago) link

we've lost so much since Al Gore invented the internet.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 May 2004 18:09 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...
"If the right people had been in charge of Nixon's funeral, his casket would have been launched into one of those open-sewage canals that empty into the ocean just south of Los Angeles. He was a swine of a man and a jabbering dupe of a president. Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Even his funeral was illegal. He was queer in the deepest way. His body should have been burned in a trash bin."

hunter s. thompson, "he was a crook," rolling stone (Jun. 16, 1994).

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 24 July 2004 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link

that's quite possibly my favorite piece of political writing ever (maybe tied with h.l. mencken's equally great obit for william jennings bryan, which HST says was his model for the nixon piece).

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 25 July 2004 19:05 (nineteen years ago) link

That there Mencken obit for Bryan:

http://www.albion.edu/history/tchambers/mencken.htm

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 25 July 2004 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
NIXON IS MY HERO!!!

art vandeley, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

How's that working out for you?

My Vileness Is a Dream (noodle vague), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

LBJ's failure to follow his instincts against conventional wisdom (ie Vietnam) destroyed him, while the steady core of Nixon's personality (finally) was his undoing.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Nixon is funnier.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

LBJ had bigger huevos.

kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

no way, LBJ was funnier. x-post

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

one of my fave LBJ quotes, early in Viet quagmire: "I'm tired of all this coup shit."

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

(btw I don't mean personally funnier, I mean as a source for comedy material)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah, RMN in China: "This is TRULY a Great Wall."

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

ten months pass...
http://edbatista.typepad.com/edbatista/images/2005/06/Richard%20Nixon.jpg

Eisbaer, Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

four months pass...

Love this thread, and also just finished Walter Isaacson's Kissinger; it's impossible, after also reading Sy Hersh's Kiss bio and Hitchens' Trial of Henry Kissinger to decide who was more corrupt.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

damn, we missed the party yesterday.

http://lbj100.org/

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 28 August 2008 13:12 (fifteen years ago) link

two years pass...

Last night I was listening to an interview on the radio (NPR program: On the Media) with an author who has just released a book about the newspaper columnist and muckraker, Jack Anderson, a guy who broke a lot of scandals involving Nixon, starting in 1952 and continuing for a couple of decades.

It seems this author interviewed E. Howard Hunt before Hunt's death. There, on tape, Hunt discussed a plan hatched by our hero, Richard Nixon, to assassinate Jack Anderson. Hunt and that other great American hero, G. Gordon Liddy, apparently spent a couple of weeks tailing Anderson, trying to figure out how to cause a fatal auto accident or else break into his home and slip poison into Anderson's medicine.

Nixon: so much more than batshit insane, he was one baby step from serial killer.

Aimless, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

that is also cited in Summer's "Arrogance of Power: The Secret World of Richard Nixon"

crude interloper of a once august profession (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

May God bless you all, and may God bless the United States of America! Nixon was raised a Quaker, too.

Aimless, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

two years pass...

You can bet I've got a ticket for this:

http://www.hotdocs.ca//film/title/our_nixon

clemenza, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 12:57 (eleven years ago) link

Deeee-lighted that declassified documents show Nixon interfered with the Paris peace talks.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 13:35 (eleven years ago) link

Hanoi Joan

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 January 2019 21:38 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

I've read enough about Nixon that I ought to know the answer to this, but was he as aggressive as Trump in going after people from his own party? My sense of Nixon is that he had his inner circle of Haldeman, Erlichman, Kissinger, etc., and that the rest of the party--even his own cabinet--barely existed.

clemenza, Thursday, 6 February 2020 18:46 (four years ago) link

Nixon didn't do that shit in public the way Trump does afaik

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:00 (four years ago) link

Before he became president, Nixon was a tireless speaker for any republican candidate or party organ that wanted him, as a means of collecting chits for return favors in the future. When he became president he switched more into the mode of dictating terms in advance, but he was a party man top to bottom.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:05 (four years ago) link

Nixon definitely obsequious in a way Trump has never had to be

Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:09 (four years ago) link

I was thinking of Nixon in '72, heading into the election, when he--like Trump--felt all-powerful and untouchable. I don't think he was out there beating the bushes for disloyal Republicans and responding to every last slight. Not even privately, I suspect; he had moved beyond party in every sense. If you look at his '72 ads, there's just Nixon, nothing else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dploiFDlRE4

Such an inspiring song.

clemenza, Thursday, 6 February 2020 23:53 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

Happy Earth Day.

http://phildellio.tripod.com/planting.jpg

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 April 2020 22:59 (four years ago) link

every picture tells a story

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 23:21 (four years ago) link

"Goddamn it, Pat, is this really necessary?"

clemenza, Thursday, 23 April 2020 00:16 (four years ago) link

I wonder who on the shit list is under the dirt.

pplains, Thursday, 23 April 2020 00:24 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Just posted today--your dreams have been answered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hOqnG9UHLE

clemenza, Friday, 29 May 2020 00:03 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

http://phildellio.tripod.com/resignation.jpeg

clemenza, Sunday, 9 August 2020 14:58 (three years ago) link

five months pass...

Does anything say Valentine's Day better than Richard Nixon?

https://phildellio.tripod.com/nixon-2.jpg

clemenza, Friday, 29 January 2021 20:50 (three years ago) link

somewhere, Roger Stone just got hard

Ray Cooney as "Crotch" (stevie), Friday, 29 January 2021 20:53 (three years ago) link

You just sent me to therapy.

clemenza, Friday, 29 January 2021 20:54 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

Screenshot I took from Versailles '73: American Runway Revolution.

https://phildellio.tripod.com/fashion.jpg

clemenza, Monday, 7 June 2021 12:14 (two years ago) link

eight months pass...

CNN starts an LBJ series tonight (yeah, I know, "Turn Turn Turn"):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pND1mP0Rwpo

clemenza, Sunday, 20 February 2022 18:56 (two years ago) link

That trailer's voice-over has a definite "In a world..." vibe.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 20 February 2022 19:24 (two years ago) link

a bit of a Casey Kasem vibe too

Josefa, Sunday, 20 February 2022 19:50 (two years ago) link

Still wishing for the day when the Mothers' "Trouble Every Day" becomes the go-to music for the mid-late '60s.

clemenza, Sunday, 20 February 2022 20:01 (two years ago) link

Jesus, I think it involves reenactments. I'll be out of there with the first one.

clemenza, Sunday, 20 February 2022 20:35 (two years ago) link

I bailed, indeed--the Man on Wire documentary might be the only one I ever saw where I reached a level of tolerance with the reenactments.

The other guy in the thread title has a new ally:

https://www.hotnewhiphop.com/kanye-west-shares-his-long-list-of-enemies-including-skete-davidson-news.147986.html

clemenza, Monday, 21 February 2022 15:23 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

111th--planning something monstrous with Kissinger right now.

clemenza, Tuesday, 9 January 2024 16:45 (three months ago) link

has already fired the special prosecutor in Hell

Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 18:31 (three months ago) link

Still intrigued by what kind of balancing act he'd do with regards to Trump. He was the ultimate company man, but I think he'd try to figure out some way to create a little distance--a non-endorsement endorsement, if you will.

clemenza, Tuesday, 9 January 2024 23:21 (three months ago) link

I was not quite eight when Nixon resigned. My most vivid memory of him is that, when he was on TV, he sweat. Like, a lot. His upper lip was slick.

This is my all-time favorite Nixon pic. It says so much about the man.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/08/31/14/47274247-9943475-Pictured_Nixon_checks_his_watch_as_he_shakes_hands_with_a_member-a-12_1630417756875.jpg

I don't think he was a political genius so much as an amoral survivor. His only goal was his political survival, and any means to achieve that goal was acceptable.

If there has been a true political genius in the U.S. in the past 100 years, it was Bill Clinton.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 00:24 (three months ago) link

Nah, man. FDR. At least his feral genius produced tangible good for decades.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 00:26 (three months ago) link

FDR I'd put up there also. I obviously didn't experience the man first-hand. But Clinton has (or had) what Apple developer Bud Tribble, referring to Steve Jobs, called a "reality distortion field."

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 00:28 (three months ago) link

Nixon was at least complicated (Title 9, the EPA, detente with China)... for all his base amorality he actually did a thing or two

But yeah, we still live daily with FDR's legacy, maybe even a little LBJ as well

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 00:31 (three months ago) link

My very Republican grandmother used to fake gagging whenever the name Franklin Delano Roosevelt was mentioned.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 00:33 (three months ago) link

Lol... so much of his 'pinko' stuff (via Keynesian economics) was a desperate attempt to avoid actual pinko shit; the 1930s was probably the most marxist decade the U.S. ever experienced

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 00:37 (three months ago) link

My very Republican grandmother used to fake gagging whenever the name Franklin Delano Roosevelt was mentioned.


Did she refuse her social security checks?

Pat Methamphetamine Trio (is this anything?) (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 01:00 (three months ago) link

LOL no

That didn't stop her from saying that FDR had "ruined the country."

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 01:04 (three months ago) link

So the US was a better place in 1933 than in 1945... that is some take

Josefa, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 01:11 (three months ago) link

I can't separate "political genius" from the morality of those decisions, and FDR followed by LBJ are so obviously the winners. Bill Clinton, the only Dem we could've elected, alas, in 1992, left office having prevented the worst of a GOP counter-revolution who thought the presidency belonged to them after a dozen years, nominated good judges and (sure) justices, and was a charming rogue, but I don't wanna think about him anymore.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 01:11 (three months ago) link

So the US was a better place in 1933 than in 1945... that is some take

Yes . . . and this from a woman who had truly harrowing stories of the Depression. There were times she was literally starving.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 01:12 (three months ago) link

Nixon gets mistakenly called a liberal -- or, worse, "would never have been nominated by today's GOP!" -- because he endured an immovable Dem majority in both chambers of Congress and, trying to begin a political revolution that culminated with the election of Reagan, he signed their legislation.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 01:13 (three months ago) link

three months pass...

Died 30 years ago today (Nixon, that is), although I think he still tweets.

clemenza, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 00:40 (two days ago) link

Nixon never suffered enough for his crimes to satisfy me, but Kissinger's decades as an éminence grise were even more sickening.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 00:52 (two days ago) link

He doesn't tweet. That's just some weirdo making goofy statements and thinking he sounds just like Richard M. Nixon.

pplains, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 01:32 (two days ago) link

he's pretty good!

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 01:38 (two days ago) link

Not Nixon good.

pplains, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 01:41 (two days ago) link

YouTube has been recommending a lot of videos from the Nixon Foundation, which I guess runs the presidential library, sells merch, etc. Feel like their social media team is really leaning into "bet you miss him now, eh?" (I don't, though.)

default damager (lukas), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 02:21 (two days ago) link

I'm surprised there isn't a counter-propagandist "Nixon still a craven shitbird" group pumping out unflattering videos

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 02:32 (two days ago) link


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