'break walls apart with your NEW HUGE C0CK!'

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I tried something like this, but it only made my feet bigger.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:02 (twenty years ago) link

That improvement there might be just enough to get your foot in the door, so to speak.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:03 (twenty years ago) link

"vaginal walls"?

― Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:04 (twenty years ago) link

Wasn't that a Sheena Easton track?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:06 (twenty years ago) link

If a guy can break walls apart with it, then I don't want it up me thank-you-very-much.

Yeah spencer, "climb inside my broken down sugar walls" i think it was

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:07 (twenty years ago) link

I think it was a Tom Petty song from the "She's the One" soundtrack

I got a cock so big it could crush this town.
And you can't hold out forever; even vaginal walls fall down.

something like that.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:08 (twenty years ago) link

You could save money on home construction projects.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:09 (twenty years ago) link

"honey can you unzip? This supporting beam really has to go"

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:11 (twenty years ago) link

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:13 (twenty years ago) link

or if you need a support beam, it would come in handy as a stopgap

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:14 (twenty years ago) link

The Not-So-Little Dutch Boy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:20 (twenty years ago) link

True! "honey can you unzip? The roof is caving in"

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:21 (twenty years ago) link

The Not-So-Little Dutch Boy.
-- Ned Raggett

Only thing is... the dyke is gonna be pissed I bet.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:21 (twenty years ago) link

With the decoding of the human genome, you can now select to have only children who will grow up to have a MASSIVE D!CK TO PLEASURE THE LADIES.

A little thoughtfulness now will save your son big cash on erection-enhancing products in the future.

― andy, Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:50 (twenty years ago) link

girth or length?

Girth, totally. 10 inches in diameter, 3 in length.

― Spinktron 2000 (El Spinktor), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:52 (twenty years ago) link

it would look like a flattened mushroom.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:55 (twenty years ago) link

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