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i felt attacked therefore my behaviour is unquestionably valid

^__^

you're extremely normal we get it xp

x-p

I thought an inordinate fondness for gnomic pronouncements disqualified one from normalcy.

I wasnae attacking *you*, you big doof

the claws were in at all times big man

on that note i had a kitten hang off my fuckin nostril for a full two seconds two nights ago before slitting through it mafia style, controp is that it is still an adorable kitten

otm

there are many beautiful things that are expressions of the universe's innate evil tbf

Cats are single-handedly responsible for Stockholm syndrome.

cats have four hands my dude

Precisely. They only needed 1/4 instead of the usual 1/2 to wreak irreversible havoc.

paws for effect

Are you denying paws can be hands too? Speciesist.

claws consist of a subject and a predicat

Intersectionality is lazy

I'm not sure what that means. But it makes me think you have a different definition of intersectionality from me.

Nothing is quite as reliably funny as dead air

twitter user @dril is tiresome

(i guess i hate fun but i find his style so mannered that i can only take it in very small doses. is he a sacred cow around here? never seen a word against him)

I don't find him funny. I like @pixelatedboat and @KrangTNelson which seem to be the same basic audience so not sure what I'm not getting with @dril

Whom among us does not have a style as mannered as dril’s tbh

twitter is just tiresome

if rich americans identified as rich americans half as quick as they identified as anything else in internet arguments we'd all get a lot more done

i get why dril is funny but so much funny shit like that gives me hipster runoff sociopath vibes.

i can't understand liking pixelatedboat more than dril tbh

if rich americans identified as rich americans half as quick as they identified as anything else in internet arguments we'd all get a lot more done

otm

krang is occasionally funny but hacky as fuck tbh and basically indistinguishable from the thousands of randos adding toppers to his posts. pb is the same but worse

dril rules

i can't understand liking pixelatedboat more than dril tbh

or especially krang ffs

wins otm

dennis perrin vs dril

They are all bad.

somehow also otm

yea

all twitter posts are bad

otm

pixelated boat is good because often enough people who should know better get tricked by his photoshop jobs.

krang and pixelatedboat are not in the same category as dril. they break character all the time, if there even is one. they just read like internet personalities to me, whereas dril or kattwillferrell or DigimonOtis are performance artists.

are rich americans incapable of objectivity?

Read that as "are irish americans incapable of objectivity?" tbh. Tough question.

lol

idk what objectivity has to do with it rly but id be willing to listen

as an aspirational american i'd like to know the impetus for your controp above

you are aspiring to be an american?

yes i've been so inspired by them lately!

lol

Wittiness is frequently tedious.

each vampire weekend album has been worse than the previous