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nothing makes me steamed than holiday messages that incorporate chanukah literal weeks after the end of chanukah

wow, liking Christmas, the contrest of ops apparently

I mean I won't blame anyone for liking Christmas just keep it in your home y'know

corporate America celebrates Christmas in a completely different way than my family

NB that three years ago "it's funny that non-Christians celebrate Christmas" turned out to be the most controversial opinion on this thread.

Corporations aren't people tbf

Silby otm; the idea that "well, everybody celebrates _something_ this time of year, so therefore 'happy holidays' is culturally neutral" is both a) WRONG and b) irrelevant self-serving bullshit driven by Christians.

kind of exhausted by Xmas this year, feel like it should maybe only happen biannually or something

"kind of" - no, I am exhausted. feel like last Xmas just happened. fight the real enemy: time

Flappy bird: last Christmas I gave you my heart.

Please return it immediately, because I am dying. Apparently hearts are kind of important. Thxbye.

gotta head down to the icebox I'll be back asap

I like sparkly lights, green and people not working. This is as far as my love for xmasy/holidaysy types of things go.

The 'people not working' part is the absolute best.

I said it, before but mandatory (all) gift giving for adults is kind of terrible, unless it's a one off life event, or you see the perfect thing for someone randomly.

good of ymp to follow up on the "not all humans are americans" with the most American "all christmas is like this" possible

wow, liking Christmas, the contrest of ops apparently

― Driving Drone for Christmas (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 18:32 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow this controp was on ilx so yknow maybe that's the filter thru which controp because most controps itt are for ppl to fuckin nod to

yr a mean one mr grinch

i felt attacked therefore my behaviour is unquestionably valid

^__^

you're extremely normal we get it xp

x-p

I thought an inordinate fondness for gnomic pronouncements disqualified one from normalcy.

I wasnae attacking *you*, you big doof

the claws were in at all times big man

on that note i had a kitten hang off my fuckin nostril for a full two seconds two nights ago before slitting through it mafia style, controp is that it is still an adorable kitten

otm

there are many beautiful things that are expressions of the universe's innate evil tbf

Cats are single-handedly responsible for Stockholm syndrome.

cats have four hands my dude

Precisely. They only needed 1/4 instead of the usual 1/2 to wreak irreversible havoc.

paws for effect

Are you denying paws can be hands too? Speciesist.

claws consist of a subject and a predicat

Intersectionality is lazy

I'm not sure what that means. But it makes me think you have a different definition of intersectionality from me.

Nothing is quite as reliably funny as dead air

twitter user @dril is tiresome

(i guess i hate fun but i find his style so mannered that i can only take it in very small doses. is he a sacred cow around here? never seen a word against him)

I don't find him funny. I like @pixelatedboat and @KrangTNelson which seem to be the same basic audience so not sure what I'm not getting with @dril

Whom among us does not have a style as mannered as dril’s tbh

twitter is just tiresome

if rich americans identified as rich americans half as quick as they identified as anything else in internet arguments we'd all get a lot more done

i get why dril is funny but so much funny shit like that gives me hipster runoff sociopath vibes.

i can't understand liking pixelatedboat more than dril tbh

if rich americans identified as rich americans half as quick as they identified as anything else in internet arguments we'd all get a lot more done

otm

krang is occasionally funny but hacky as fuck tbh and basically indistinguishable from the thousands of randos adding toppers to his posts. pb is the same but worse

dril rules

i can't understand liking pixelatedboat more than dril tbh

or especially krang ffs

wins otm

dennis perrin vs dril

They are all bad.