bill simmons IS bill simmons IN the book of BASKETBALL

i feel like deep down i always knew that ben gordon was the correct comparison but would never admit it to myself

i checked their per game stats really quick after thinking of that before i posted it and am v. proud of myself after seeing their career shooting percentages and advanced rate stats.

the advanced rate stats are eerie

wow, that's impressively bad to look at on my laptop.

i know teams don't like to unload rookies that look somewhat promising, but there are a bunch on that list that are a long way from being actual good nba players.

bill simmons has put twitter ON NOTICE

"I'd say you have 8 to 12 months to figure it out" - bill simmons has set the timetable

it is so bizarre to pivot from 'dad talk with assholes' to this attempt at barbara walters style interview

Simmons moves to Gab in 2020.

now for you to understand this theory about kevin durant you will have to pretend that he is patrick ewing

— Amazon Original Series Bosch (@Mobute) May 11, 2019

im bill simmons and my new book is a podcast

so... many... podcasts

Are we sure Spotify is good??? https://t.co/Lz4JOFW4ah

— Jay Yarow (@jyarow) January 17, 2020

u know what just gotta say credit to the guy he is good at understanding tech, way early on blogvoice and early enough on pods to become huge in both; not really my cup of tea but hes obvs great at actually doing them too

funny to think if espn hung on to grantland it wld be way profitable by now via pods

bill simmons is often wrong but usually good

i like bill, but his posse of old buddies can be awful

i cant stand his whole tone its p much a non starter for me tho i did used to like his basketball columns back in the day

also i do not pod

got to pod

i just really dont like listening to recordings of ppl talking like radio audio books whatever im just not into it i find it irritating

i do it cos all the good ocntent is on there but i dont enjoy it. i listen at 1.25X speed so i can get through it quick and speed up the pod voice cadences

the only two pods i got into were on the same long drive the one abt the manson family and the one about buddy cianci they were both excellent

I'd like to go back to the 2001 version of me and say "in 2020, Simmons will *still* be talking about Rounders"

lmao

Totally agree w p much all the negative criticisms but dude knows nba past and present. Generally find it worthwhile to put up with his grating qualities to get that sweet gooey bball knowledge.

That said I feel like he has same problem I have with most sports talk: too much "insider baseball shit", salary and trade talk, and not enough about strategy and personalities and scouting. Which is why you I've been gravitating to the ex or current player-run podcasts

yeah cld see that

man but how else will you know if bill's college roommate ate a good brunch last weekend?

i support anyone getting a good brunch so kudos to him

classic lag∞n

gotta be me!

To me, the insider stuff is the only reason to listen to him on basketball. If he tries to talk strategy or scouting, I'm fastforwarding to the brunch talk.

Well there's insider stuff from player perspective which I love a ton. And there's insider stuff from a beat reporter type perspective or about the league as a business, which I could not care less about. Different strokes tho obv. Seems like most sports fans eat that stuff up.

By insider stuff I mean more like "Delonte West fucked Lebron's mom"

loool

Lol. Ya I don't care about the soap opera stuff

there are plenty of things to get on bill about, but it's pretty darn impressive what he's built from scratch in barely five years.

can someone briefly explain how podcasts make money (i really have no idea). are people paying to subscribe?

in-pod ads are v common

ok, thanks

lol advertisers

squarespace, stamps dot com, and leesa mattress. Most have also begun to ask siri or google questions during the cast in the form of a really shit disguised ad.

a lot of them also have subscriber things where u get special eps and so forth

chapo pulling down a cool $150k a month on patreon https://www.patreon.com/chapotraphouse

i was stunned when i looked into pod advertising rates; given the low overhead you can make a *lot* of money if you have the audience

just talk into the mic baby!

I back only one podcast patreon, for now.

who is it

if i listened to podcasts, or honestly deeply cared about the NBA, i would absolutely pay like a dollar a month to hear lag∞n and k3vin talk about hoops -- except that i get a dollar back every time the celtics are mentioned

what kevin just gets to talk abt whatever he wants and im oppressed over here

u want a podcast abt nikola jokic is that what you want