long zing drought. where dey at
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:20 (five years ago) link
With your mom.
― love craptually (Eric H.), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:20 (five years ago) link
god be with the days
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:21 (five years ago) link
How far we've fallen since the '90s. You wouldn't see Justine Frischmann working at Burger King, would you?
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Tuesday, April 9, 2019 2:00 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
since she was born into an extremely wealthy family and went to St Pauls then architectural school, no, you probably wouldn't
― Neil S, Tuesday, April 9, 2019 2:07 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 19:54 (four years ago) link
amen.
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 00:50 (four years ago) link
I’m wary of that initial integration with my carefully tagged local library. Last time I tried it it was a sh1tshow
― calstars, Thursday, September 19, 2019 6:56 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
google sh1tsh0w, find calstars
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, September 19, 2019 8:11 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― cheese canopy (map), Thursday, 19 September 2019 22:54 (four years ago) link
it's true that friends vanish when they have babies.
i occasionally say "Seeya in 18 years!" and they think it's a joke.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, October 9, 2019 5:13 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
this thread is making an excellent case for procreation
― na (NA), Wednesday, October 9, 2019 5:19 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
triple-x knockout
― cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link
Future biographers would have loved that shit but no dice
― treeship., Sunday, October 27, 2019 6:59 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Future biographers? As in you in 10 years?
― sarahell, Sunday, October 27, 2019 7:11 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
<3<3<3
― marcos, Monday, 28 October 2019 13:15 (four years ago) link
is it really a zing when you lob it right over the plate?
― treeship., Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:18 (four years ago) link
a home run is a home run
― cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:34 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgflip.com/28ro8k.gif
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:58 (four years ago) link
i mean that would be autobiography so
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 01:29 (four years ago) link
autofellatiography
― chips moomin (unregistered), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 01:39 (four years ago) link
Just kill me now
― sarahell, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 07:46 (four years ago) link
I just don't think "I signed up for a sex scene class and then the sex turned out to be really uncomfortable" is grounds for a lawsuit or the same thing as a producer raping an actress in a hotel room. It's gross and stupid but also really predictable.
― Οὖτις, Thursday, October 31, 2019 5:58 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
Shakey I know you have a shtick but you're being dense
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, October 31, 2019 6:06 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
https://i.imgflip.com/3ewkfm.jpg
― The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, October 31, 2019 6:14 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 31 October 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link
worth the effort
― na (NA), Thursday, 31 October 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link
lol
― flopson, Thursday, 31 October 2019 19:43 (four years ago) link
solid effort tbh
― non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 31 October 2019 20:07 (four years ago) link
crying at NA dunking on Morbs. the whiney thing is pretty amazing too.
― dripping in fennesz (sanskrit), Sunday, 10 November 2019 23:48 (four years ago) link
sorry if this ruins it but that comment wasn't targeting morbs specifically, it really was a broad comment directed at 80% of the people posting in that thread that just happened to come after a morbs post
― na (NA), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link
Flag post
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link
from a Dungeons and Dragons thread:
Oh the flashbacks this all causes...
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, October 12, 2010 8:14 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink
from last night?
― scott seward, Tuesday, October 12, 2010 8:15 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― cryborg (rip van wanko), Thursday, 14 November 2019 13:22 (four years ago) link
Nice wholesome zings.
― pplains, Thursday, 14 November 2019 14:33 (four years ago) link
nerd raggett
― imago, Thursday, 14 November 2019 14:35 (four years ago) link
(whether it's an accurate take or not) it seemed extremely gauche for the guy who inserted himself into Biggie songs to then monetize Biggie's death. and then to do that while ripping off (there's sampling, and then there's ripping off) a very well-known hit, his seemingly only contribution being his limp, emotionless vocals...was a bridge to far for most.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, December 23, 2019 4:52 PM bookmarkflaglink
It’s kind of sad with you around
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, December 23, 2019 5:15 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 December 2019 22:19 (four years ago) link
"And there is truth to scruton’s critique of modernism."
there is truth to your mom as well
― calzino, Thursday, February 6, 2020 6:45 PM
― mookieproof, Friday, 7 February 2020 00:06 (four years ago) link
otm
― i am a horse girl (map), Friday, 7 February 2020 00:21 (four years ago) link
This is out of context
― treeship., Friday, 7 February 2020 00:32 (four years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/VBQsxtp/1464251838-open-goal-MAIN.jpgupload images
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 February 2020 00:37 (four years ago) link
from the "let's write some lyrics in the style of CRASS thread":
(verse)I can freeze an I cube and make a cup of teaI can walk around the block and I can squash a fleaI can fall down on the stairs and break my f_ing kneeAnd everyone's a clueless c-nt except for f-ing ME!(chorus)Yes you are, yes you areCos you drive a f-ing car!You are part of the machineChoking us with gasoline!
― rattusnorvegicus (ratty!!), Friday, September 8, 2006 1:48 AM bookmarkflaglink
yeah, that sucked.― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Friday, September 8, 2006 2:05 AM bookmarkflaglink
― Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 April 2020 04:22 (three years ago) link
sorry, September 8 2006 was a bad day for me
― Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 9 April 2020 06:29 (three years ago) link
Always remember
― Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:17 (three years ago) link
You don't need to bother with Departed, really. It's pretty much a comically overblown genre exercise that bores more than it amuses.
― Frederik B, Sunday, January 22, 2017 9:18 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
much like Fred
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, January 22, 2017 9:35 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Ariana Grindr (rip van wanko), Monday, 3 August 2020 00:42 (three years ago) link
get em
― lag∞n, Monday, 3 August 2020 12:59 (three years ago) link
zing apparently a dish best served three and a half years late when the zingee has left the board
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 3 August 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link
Chef's kiss
Yep
― À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 August 2020 16:07 (three years ago) link
xp - I'm the guy that appreciates a good zing when I see one, you must be the other guy.
― sarahell, Monday, 3 August 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link
https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/26884
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 3 August 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link
Remember when Carter opened up Tutankhamen's tomb and discovered the earliest recorded zing
― À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 August 2020 16:37 (three years ago) link
500 year old dril tweet
― Fetchboy, Monday, 3 August 2020 19:11 (three years ago) link
stet, your comparison made perfect sense. this is a moral panic.
― treeship., Monday, August 10, 2020 9:29 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Oh go and save an orphanage, Mr Goody Two Shoes.
― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Monday, August 10, 2020 9:31 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 10 August 2020 20:37 (three years ago) link
i noticed an obscure bug today.
1) click through to a youtube link2) start watching the video in the in-app browser3) put the video full-screen4) rotate your phone so that it's horizontal
zing quits.
i bet most people's youtube opens in the youtube app tho. i think mine doesn't because i don't have a google account.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 August 2020 20:46 (three years ago) link
sounds like you're being ...........
zinged
by zing
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 10 August 2020 20:48 (three years ago) link
😎 YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 August 2020 21:06 (three years ago) link
Guinness is bad. It's like a version of a thing for people who think they like that thing but don't really know what that thing is because all they can ever find is that thing they think is the thing. Like Budweiser.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, October 16, 2020 10:32 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Oooh tell me more Professor Beer on second thought eat my room temperature ass
Bragging about being as beer snob in 2020 is so lame it's incredible
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, October 17, 2020 8:33 AM bookmarkflaglink
― Dinglebarista (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 October 2020 12:53 (three years ago) link
stealing for dn - classic
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 October 2020 12:54 (three years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/owc9MiN.png― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, March 16, 2021 2:50 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― bruce spr!ngisH3r3 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:17 (three years ago) link
the best
― treeship., Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link
looool
― imago, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:35 (three years ago) link
for real the grammies are fucking awful tho
― imago, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:39 (three years ago) link