here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

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surely half the football players are high on opiates half the time

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 20 December 2018 18:23 (five years ago) link

gotta go through the proper channels

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 December 2018 18:24 (five years ago) link

this season is so frustrating guys.

they have like one receiver atm and brady definitely has a knee injury

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 23 December 2018 20:27 (five years ago) link

pats shd hang it up they had a good run

lag∞n, Monday, 24 December 2018 02:36 (five years ago) link

me and lag∞n could probably win a couple titles by ourselves in a division with the jets/bills/dolphins but 10 in a row is still pretty fuckin impressive

mookieproof, Monday, 24 December 2018 03:37 (five years ago) link

yes since were the troops

lag∞n, Monday, 24 December 2018 03:46 (five years ago) link

eagles make the playoffs!

k3vin k., Monday, 31 December 2018 00:25 (five years ago) link

lol wrong thread

k3vin k., Monday, 31 December 2018 00:59 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

WTF?

DJI, Thursday, 31 January 2019 19:11 (five years ago) link

im interested in meeting svengalis and rasputins

lag∞n, Thursday, 31 January 2019 20:03 (five years ago) link

WTFFF PORZINGIS TO DALLAS???

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Let's try that again: Dallas is finalizing a deal to land Kristaps Porzingis, league sources tell ESPN.
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marcos smart (Spottie), Thursday, 31 January 2019 20:39 (five years ago) link

Wrong thread?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 31 January 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link

wrong thread lol

marcos smart (Spottie), Thursday, 31 January 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link

fuck, sorry to hear that. fucking knicks man. what are they getting, a handful of magic beans?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 31 January 2019 20:42 (five years ago) link

Robert Kraft is wearing a shiny necklace with the word “Championships”. @LevanReid reports that it was gifted to him by Meek Mill.

— Mike Reiss (@MikeReiss) February 5, 2019

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 16:48 (five years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DyqFH40W0AAnl4g.jpg:large

i mean at this point i can't even hate

omar little, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 18:29 (five years ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:45 (five years ago) link

the players seem to really connect to him fwiw

lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:46 (five years ago) link

any haters are just jealous/anxious they’ll never reach his level of dgaf

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:00 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/QntC9Yq.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:25 (five years ago) link

whos that

frogbs, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:26 (five years ago) link

dril

omar little, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:27 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Patriots owner Robert Kraft among those charged with soliciting prostitution, Jupiter Police confirm at a press conference. https://t.co/9DePrXAeeI

— Kevin Duffy (@KevinRDuffy) February 22, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 22 February 2019 16:53 (five years ago) link

holy shit

omar little, Friday, 22 February 2019 16:55 (five years ago) link

uhhhhh

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Friday, 22 February 2019 16:56 (five years ago) link

Womp womp

Johnny Fever, Friday, 22 February 2019 17:22 (five years ago) link

what a dumb old idiot

call all destroyer, Friday, 22 February 2019 17:26 (five years ago) link

that answers this question

https://deadspin.com/whats-up-with-the-nfl-questions-at-this-sex-trafficking-1832805259

omar little, Friday, 22 February 2019 17:29 (five years ago) link

~sex trafficking~ is a sensationalistic term/tool of the police state/right wing bs/further way to criminalize sex workers/can refer to almost anything involving paying for sex fwiw

lag∞n, Friday, 22 February 2019 17:36 (five years ago) link

otoh though, Bob Kraft can eat shit.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 22 February 2019 17:58 (five years ago) link

i think we can all agree that the best outcome of this is if he forfeits all of his money to me

lag∞n, Friday, 22 February 2019 17:59 (five years ago) link

theres a mole....

Posted last night on Reddit pic.twitter.com/zX2SZgrPaI

— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) February 22, 2019

lag∞n, Friday, 22 February 2019 18:03 (five years ago) link

pleasebejaredpleasebejaredpleasebejared

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 22 February 2019 18:21 (five years ago) link

what if its sting of the police himself

lag∞n, Friday, 22 February 2019 18:21 (five years ago) link

the schef has sources everywhere

ESPN’s Adam Schefter on the Florida prostitution sting: "There are people down there in that area I’m told who say this story is going to heat up and get a lot worse...I’m also told that Robert Kraft is not the biggest name involved down there"pic.twitter.com/BZTRkabUYi

— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) February 22, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 22 February 2019 19:12 (five years ago) link

on behalf of ILNFL, can I just say, lol

frogbs, Friday, 22 February 2019 19:53 (five years ago) link

this reinforces my dislike of boston sports teams

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Friday, 22 February 2019 20:50 (five years ago) link

otm

by the light of the burning Citroën, Friday, 22 February 2019 20:52 (five years ago) link

bookmarking this thred

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 23 February 2019 02:28 (five years ago) link

who can be the 'bigger name' than robert kraft?

thinking hulk hogan

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 February 2019 02:39 (five years ago) link

i thought it was a reference to a tom brady like sports star

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Saturday, 23 February 2019 02:41 (five years ago) link

i don't *like* tom brady, but that would seem out of character

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 February 2019 02:44 (five years ago) link

i didn't mean brady himself, though you never know these days

gronkowsku is who i had in mind

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Saturday, 23 February 2019 02:46 (five years ago) link

White trash American billionaires... grease and sleaze has really piled up on whatever f'ed up legacy the Pats have built.

NFL owners are some real creeps, even more than your usual rich creeps. I guess they have to work hard to keep up with FIFA.

earlnash, Saturday, 23 February 2019 02:57 (five years ago) link

all otm

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 23 February 2019 12:18 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

Congratulations to local football star and Alabama Crimson Tide's Damian Harris getting drafted by the Pats in the 3rd round. It is a pretty good draft slot choice for a running back. Getting drafted later by a good team can lead to stardom much more so than early pick on a crap club.

earlnash, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 00:19 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BxQSx2vHImL/

https://www.instagram.com/p/BxczvOnnzFC/

thank u tom brady now i know that the most rhode island thing ever 'caught in providence' is STILL on tv & also on instagram!

Дарья (daria-g), Monday, 3 June 2019 03:14 (four years ago) link

lmao rhode island is a real weird place

call all destroyer, Monday, 3 June 2019 03:17 (four years ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Monday, 3 June 2019 04:13 (four years ago) link


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