one out all out: a brexit from the modern world and every one of its problems please (we're all gonna die lol)

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bloody brexit campaigners - there's so much material to yell abuse at kay burley for, why would you start with the misogynistic bullshit ffs

i'm impressed that David Van Reybrouck's academic rep is almost as high as he clearly is

I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 December 2018 17:27 (five years ago) link

ive never considered "the isles" before aps

i think i quite like that?

gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Monday, 17 December 2018 17:48 (five years ago) link

"these islands" is the term used in official documents between the Irish and British governments

Number None, Monday, 17 December 2018 17:50 (five years ago) link

going forward we can be future islands

*does the ice skater dance*

gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Monday, 17 December 2018 17:53 (five years ago) link

going forward more likely to be "the large barely-submerged rocks in the north-east Atlantic" tbh

I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 December 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link

JC just announced he is tabling a motion of no confidence against TM as PM.

calzino, Monday, 17 December 2018 17:58 (five years ago) link

that's a bad look for a party leader, changing your mind like that

I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 December 2018 18:02 (five years ago) link

I was v confused by the differing definitions of "tabling a motion"

let's fucking go

resident hack (Simon H.), Monday, 17 December 2018 18:07 (five years ago) link

Ugh this is a bad call imo. I don't see how no-confidence gets a majority at this stage (unless Lab have been given assurances from the DUP, but that flies in the face of all the DUP's public statements to date).

The Village Defibrillator (Mr Andy M), Monday, 17 December 2018 18:14 (five years ago) link

I was thinking between the 1st vote on the 14th and a 2nd at a later date would be good to table this motion.

But he can do it again anyway so..

xyzzzz__, Monday, 17 December 2018 18:19 (five years ago) link

"these islands" is the term used in official documents between the Irish and British governments

The Queen said “these islands” in her speech at Dublin Castle, I hadn’t actually connected it to it being the official terminology at the time.

I’m not sure there is an expectation of winning, but if all Tories vote with the government, they might use that as a wedge given 117 voted against last week? Idk, maybe they’ve had a few words on the qt with Tories prepared to vote against and that means they don’t need the DUP to win.

gyac, Monday, 17 December 2018 18:22 (five years ago) link

HRH obviously an ISB fan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc6riPAaqGU

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ (Tom D.), Monday, 17 December 2018 18:24 (five years ago) link

xpost Yeah never mind - I wasn't really grasping that this is aimed at TM rather that the govt and doesn't invoke the specific FTPA no-confidence procedures, so that's still in the bag (for if/when the vote on the deal fails?). Basically I'm an idiot and will now cede discussion to the non-idiots in the room.

The Village Defibrillator (Mr Andy M), Monday, 17 December 2018 18:27 (five years ago) link

Blimey - @jeremycorbyn has now tabled a motion of no confidence in the PM - announcing it at the end of the statement with the PM watching and walking out at the end... pic.twitter.com/rQVUTxTwRZ

— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) December 17, 2018

May almost looks relieved there

gyac, Monday, 17 December 2018 18:28 (five years ago) link

xp nah don’t be like that, only a fool would be certain in these times

gyac, Monday, 17 December 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link

Nobody is AT ALL certain of ANYTHING - and this might go on FOREVER too.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 17 December 2018 18:33 (five years ago) link

so how does this tabling work exactly? when would the actual vote of no confidence take place? does it need to pass some kind of qualifying vote first?

resident hack (Simon H.), Monday, 17 December 2018 18:34 (five years ago) link

well you see, there's this mace...

Number None, Monday, 17 December 2018 18:34 (five years ago) link

Am told Labour chief whip Nick Brown told PLP if the government doesn’t grant time for Jeremy Corbyn’s no confidence motion in Theresa May then Labour will escalate: no confidence motion in government as a whole under Fixed Term Parliaments Act. That has to be granted time

— Nicholas Watt (@nicholaswatt) December 17, 2018

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

gyac, Monday, 17 December 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link

tfw the mayans were right
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_phenomenon#/media/File:East_side_of_stela_C,_Quirigua.PNG

mark s, Monday, 17 December 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link

shit's getting real!

calzino, Monday, 17 December 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link

Just completed a news round confirming Labour’s victory in forcing the Prime Minister to set a date for the meaningful vote on her proposed deal. Jeremy has taken the sense of the House of Commons which is clearly demanding a vote this week. Fair enough, we’re now going for it.

— John McDonnell MP (@johnmcdonnellMP) December 17, 2018

lol love Johnny Mc

gyac, Monday, 17 December 2018 18:40 (five years ago) link

Corbz obv. got out the wrong side of the bed this morning - 'AVE IT!

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ (Tom D.), Monday, 17 December 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link

Either Corbyn knows something we don't about the Parliamentary arithmetic or this is designed to fail and this is the start of the mechanism that leads to Labour supporting a second referendum.

Matt DC, Monday, 17 December 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link

I thought it might be a test run, because the arithmetic surely isn't there. But fuck knows!

calzino, Monday, 17 December 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link

I didn't know the minority party could call a no-confidence vote in the PM...? I will never be able to sort out UK legislative process

Οὖτις, Monday, 17 December 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link

yeah agreed theres more to it than just waking up aggro (nothing wrong with that either) and curiius why now rather than waiting to see abt vote on 14th as xyyyzzzz sez

gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Monday, 17 December 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link

the minority party needs the government's scheduling cooperation to call a vote of no confidence *in the PM*. it may not get it, and it doesn't necessarily mean anything if it passes.

the rules for no confidence *in the government* are more formal and come from the fixed term parliaments act we got to enable the 2010 coalition govt. we're not there yet.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 17 December 2018 18:51 (five years ago) link

xp yeah they can, but as it’s not a no confidence vote in the government, the government isn’t obliged to give it time to be debated and voted upon. That’s why they’re threatening the vote of no confidence in the government, which HAS to be given time.

gyac, Monday, 17 December 2018 18:51 (five years ago) link

Re: 14th, I think the EU deadline is the 21st, which is really too close and suggests May is trying to bounce MPs into voting for it out of fear of no deal. Which is dishonest as it’ll be the same deal that would have lost last week.

gyac, Monday, 17 December 2018 18:53 (five years ago) link

Cal’s “Fuck knows!!!” remains the most accurate position though.

gyac, Monday, 17 December 2018 18:54 (five years ago) link

May skulking off = quality television/guilty feet ain’t got no rhythm

suzy, Monday, 17 December 2018 19:24 (five years ago) link

Either Corbyn knows something we don't about the Parliamentary arithmetic or this is designed to fail and this is the start of the mechanism that leads to Labour supporting a second referendum.

― Matt DC, Monday, December 17, 2018 7:45 PM (fifty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Very state of this implies the latter. It's that or a big blunder (tho I'd love to be wrong on this).

Idk, it just seems like another gallon of oil onto a fire already way too big to even control. A gallon of oil won't make a whole lot of difference. S'pose Jezza could say he was there and contributed to it, but idk, what's 12d chess the long game here

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 17 December 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link

Annoying furnur speaking:

Jeremy Corbyn has said Labour will table a motion of no confidence in Theresa May personally because she has delayed the vote on her Brexit deal. This is not the same as a proper motion of no confidence in the government and, unlike a proper motion of no confidence, the government does not have to allow time for it to be debated. Labour could hold a debate on the motion when it next gets allocated a day for an opposition debate, at some point in the new year, or it may never get put to a vote at all. (Labour sources have so far not clarified this point.) But the Labour party is arguing that, if the government does not allow time for a debate itself, that shows it is scared of losing and that May does not have the confidence of the Commons.

I love stuff like this. And the scimitar in parliament. And no-one knowing fuck-all if a vote can be postponed, and if so by who, by what terms etc. You need the greatest experts (..) in democracy to explain what is or isn't possible. This is not good.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 17 December 2018 19:50 (five years ago) link

Sky Sources: the Government will not grant time in Parliament for Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn's motion of no-confidence in Prime Minister Theresa May

— Sky News Breaking (@SkyNewsBreak) December 17, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 17 December 2018 21:25 (five years ago) link

I don't think they can possibly win a motion of no-confidence, it would be electoral suicide for the Tories to go to the country now. I suspect Matt DC is OTM.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 17 December 2018 21:32 (five years ago) link

Either Corbyn knows something we don't about the Parliamentary arithmetic or this is designed to fail and this is the start of the mechanism that leads to Labour supporting a second referendum.

― Matt DC, Monday, December 17, 2018 1:45 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

someone explain to me how the second possibility goes down

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 17 December 2018 21:35 (five years ago) link

first, labour opens a jerry can of petrol
it then pours "liberally" all over itself
it then looks around at the several million people hastily lighting matches
???
profit!!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 17 December 2018 21:38 (five years ago) link

xp They've said (after much arm-twisting) that they'd support a referendum if they can't force a general election - the probably can't do the second, thus the first.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 17 December 2018 21:38 (five years ago) link

I mean, they have also said a lot of things, as is both strategy and tactics, but this seems fairly from-the-top

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/nov/28/labour-seize-second-brexit-vote-option-john-mcdonnell

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 17 December 2018 21:38 (five years ago) link

Odds of forcing ref 2 not much better if they can't force a general election

I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 December 2018 22:13 (five years ago) link

They can’t force a GE now, chances are better in January. They can try more than once, Thatcher took three goes at Callaghan before she brought his government down.

gyac, Monday, 17 December 2018 22:30 (five years ago) link

all this increased talk of no deal planning being ramped up is extremely comforting

||||||||, Monday, 17 December 2018 22:33 (five years ago) link

Listen, pal. the medicines are being stockpiled,what else do you want?

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 17 December 2018 22:55 (five years ago) link

There are already Tory calls for a second ref, and ofc you only need 7.

stet, Monday, 17 December 2018 22:57 (five years ago) link

Stuff their mouths with gold...

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Monday, 17 December 2018 22:59 (five years ago) link

Hunt / Javid / Mordaunt wanting to look like they're doing it on purpose isn't a good look either

Willingness to seriously countenance no-deal should ordinarily be disqualifying from all high office. It appears to an essential qualification for the next Tory leader.https://t.co/6FBKXWSmMU

— Matthew O'Toole (@MatthewOToole2) December 15, 2018

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 17 December 2018 23:03 (five years ago) link

blame st treesa. 'no deal is better than a bad deal' is the sine qua non for the normalisation of no deal as a viable prospect

||||||||, Monday, 17 December 2018 23:12 (five years ago) link

They can't force a General Election, but there are enough Tory MPs who would break the party whip to prevent No Deal who would never even consider doing so in a No Confidence vote against their own government. If Labour did officially back a second referendum then they would very likely have the Parliamentary votes which makes it a direct challenge to May's authority.

I think Stephen Bush called it wrong when it said he thought Labour were running the clock down and waiting for the politics to get clearer, when yesterday's events do the opposite. The entire May plan now, perhaps the only plan, is to run the clock down, spook enough Labour MPs with the threat of No Deal that they break their own whip and her deal gets through Parliament, hence the recent appeals to bipartisanship and noises about a free vote.

That's extremely high risk on May's part for all sorts of reasons because if the numbers don't get better for her wrt Tory votes then only the hardcore Brexit Labour MPs will see any value in breaking the whip. But if it did succeed it would both keep Corbyn out of Number 10 until 2022 and undermine his authority in the process. Corbyn knows that hence trying to bring forward the Meaningful Vote.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 18 December 2018 08:24 (five years ago) link


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